Posted on 07/23/2008 8:28:58 AM PDT by John Semmens
The Mexican government announced that it will honor U.S. Senator Ted Kennedy by granting him citizenship in what President Felipe Calderón called “the emerging ‘Greater Mexico.’”
“Señor Kennedy’s staunch defense of the rights of so-called illegal immigrants has been a cornerstone of the effort to unite the Norte Americano continent into one political entity,” Calderón proclaimed. “As a ‘founding father’ of ‘Greater Mexico,’ he deserves to be awarded citizenship.”
Calderón contrasted what he contended was Mexico’s “spirit of generosity” in awarding Kennedy citizenship with U.S. plans to build a barrier on the border. “Thanks to the work of Señor Kennedy, the pettiness of those who would attempt to prevent Mexico’s right to reclaim the land stolen from us will prove futile in the end,” he predicted.
Mexico also plans to present Kennedy with the Sangriento Azteca award for “cutting the heart out of the opposition to the aspirations for the free movement of Latinos throughout our common land.”
(Excerpt) Read more at azconservative.org ...
May be satire now, but one day soon............?
Thanks to the work of Señor Kennedy, the pettiness of those who would attempt to prevent Mexico’s right to reclaim the land stolen from us will prove futile in the end,” he predicted.
What is this Asshat talking about?....the entire southwest?...dream on numbnuts!
Mexico will certainly be “greater” if fatass Kennedy were to move there.
isn’t satire supposed to be funny?
Satire: 1 : a literary work holding up human vices and follies to ridicule or scorn
2 : trenchant wit, irony, or sarcasm used to expose and discredit vice or folly
Can we deport him then?
they should do it right: have the sorry SOB, waddle his fat ass across the river, and bestow upon him the rights and priviledges of his new homeland
O’F@kkingle Senor!
I love seeing your satires posted here ... they always bring out a good number of posters who aren’t paying attention
This is not good.
Preparing for the reconquista, I guess.
Are you kidding? With those layers of blubber he would be good until spring. If he can find a Scotch spring.
LOL...no, I think it is more indicative of satire being indistinguishable from reality.
Now, if there were some references to baby-eating martians in there...that *might* be outlandish enough to tip someone off, but...Ted Kennedy being granted honorary Mexican citizenship?
LOL...that is so close to reality you would need to consult with his office to be sure it wasn’t true.
I am forewarned when I see John’s posts...
Maybe he likes their healthcare and he’ll go.
Kennedy was somewhat disappointed since he was holding out for the Sangria Tacate award! :)
Can they keep him too? Maybe their health care is better than ours, Teddy!
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