Budweiser Plans Immediate Change In Brew

Elective Decisions ^ | July 22, 2008 | Chris Davis

[writer33]

St. Louis—In what could be the biggest disaster since Hurricane Katrina, Budweiser—after being sold to Belgian based InBev—has immediately plans to change the formulation for their beer. The change comes to reflect a European style of beer, giving it a more “fruitier and nuttier taste,” a veritable Bud “spritzer.”

The beer, known to the common working class man, will now appeal to the most erudite of Americans. The “King Of Beers” will indeed have a flavor made for a king, flushing years of perfection down the toilet.

[writer33]

SATIRE

[writer33]

Satire ping!

[SouthTexas]

You were awful nice on this one. Ya shoulda seen the Nascar thread. LOL

[writer33]

I would’ve like to have seen it.

[SouthTexas]

I just posted your link on that thread. :)

[writer33]

Thanks for posting the link. I do appreciate it, ST.

[smoothsailing]

OK, that's it! I'm switching and buying a Boombox too!

[Hoplite]

Budweiser?

<Expletive deleted> Budweiser.

Pabst Blue... I'm sorry. I can't do this anymore.

[writer33]

Buy me one of those too while you’re at it. Thanks for reading, smoothsailing. I appreciate it.

[writer33]

Thanks for the post, Hoplite. I do appreciate it.

[REDWOOD99]

“The new owners have been floating names such as ‘Morning Dew,’ or ‘Bouquet de Bud.’ This will be as good for America as Anthony Kennedy has been for the Supreme Court.”

Classic!!

[writer33]

Glad you enjoyed it, thanks for reading.

[o_zarkman44]

I realize this is satire. but I have been considering seeking out an “American” brew alternative like Sam Adams or Boulevard.
Truth is, it is getting hard to find anything owned, or made in America. Our nation’s assets and traditional businesses are being bought out by foreigners. And with those traditions goes our core foundation that made America great.

[writer33]

And with those traditions goes our core foundation that made America great.

Agreed.

[smoothsailing]

You got it, buddy!

Frost Brewed and Real Smooth! ;-)

[writer33]

:-)

[hosepipe]

No kidding... many new Coor's drinkers..
Wont kill all sales.. but will dent them..

[writer33]

Probably.

[RebelTex]

Shiner Bock

http://www.shiner.com/about/about.php

About the Brewery
As the oldest independent brewery in Texas, the Spoetzl Brewery has been brewing up Shiner beer since 1909. Tours are available in which patrons can sample a variety of our brews: Bock, Blonde, Hefeweizen, Light, Bohemian Black Lager, Shiner 99, or the brand new summer seasonal, Spezial Leicht. The Brewery is also open to the public for free tours. Click

http://www.shiner.com/tour2/tour-home.html

to take a virtual tour of our Brewery.

[Recovering_Democrat]

I was going to say....WHOA WAIT A MINUTE....I clicked, hoping to see “SATIRE”. Thanks for the clarification! :)