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DUmmie FUnnies 06-24-08 ("We have ONE year.. ONE election")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 24, 2008 | KOmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 06/24/2008 6:44:41 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

Remember all the propaganda we were fed about how Global Warming is a non-partisan issue? Well, it turns out it was all hogwash. No big surprise there. The Left is now enlisting Global Warming alarmism on a big scale to help get Barack Obama elected as you can see in this KOmmie THREAD titled, "Hansen on Global Warming: We have ONE year.. ONE election." Yes, me must elect Obama or it will be the END OF THE WORLD!!! It turns out that James Hansen has been making Global Warming alarmist WARNINGS for at least 20 years. In 1988 he predicted severe dought was coming to the midwest. Five years later, in 1993, the Midwest experienced extreme flooding. Also check out the current flooding in the Midwest to see just how accurate Hansen has been in his predictions. One might as well consult Jean Dixon in predicting climate change. However, the KOmmies turn to Hansen as some sort of prophet to help them elect their beloved Obama. So let us now watch the KOmmies play the Global Warming Alarmist card in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that the weatherman is lucky if he can predict the weather correctly just 3 days in advance, is in the [barackets]:

Hansen on Global Warming: We have ONE year.. ONE election

[Or your KOmmie brains will fry.]

In 2006, the great climate scientist James Hansen famously said

[Something as "accurate" as his prediction about Midwest drought?]

"I think we have a very brief window of opportunity to deal with climate change ... no longer than a decade, at the most."

[He needs that same script for use in 2016.]

Since then, things have gotten much, much worse. The Arctic ice is melting faster than expected. CO2 emissions are accelerating. Global warming is accelerating.

[Don't forget about that drought in the Midwest.]

Hansen no longer stands by his estimate that we have one decade to turn things around. He now thinks that was too optimistic.

Today, James Hansen told congress that we have one year.

[Translation: Elect Barack Obama or we all DIE!!!]

We have one year. One election.

[Elect Obama. Elect Obama. ELECT OBAMA!!!]

And simply winning is not enough.. we will need radical changes in policy.

[TRANSLATION: We need Global Warming as an excuse to institute socialism.]

And if we lose...

[You will be joining the Heavens Gate cult aboard the Mother Ship. And now to the rest of the KOmmies...]

Most coverage has focussed on his statement that oil CEOs should be prosecuted. This is interesting, but I think misses the point of his testimony.

[Thanx for that confirmation that Hansen is indeed a leftwing loon.]

It's time to stop Climaticide and that means working for justice as well as having the right policies. Without justice there will be cynicism and cynicism plays into the hands of the denialists and the tactics of disinformation.

[LOL! "Climaticide." I definitely have to file that word away with "Freudenschade."]

The warming of the Arctic is beginning to look irreversible. There are positive feedbacks that are amplifying inputs. Sea ice melting is causing more warming and more warm Atlantic water flowing into the Arctic.

[Gee! Then how is it that we can still watch Ice Road Truckers who drive right over the frozen Arctic ocean?]

Republican ideology will block any meaningful. Climate related reform into the foreseeable future. We all might as well accept extinction because nothing will change in the USA in terms of politics. The only conceivable circumstance that might avoid extinction of humanity is if the oil economy suffers catastrophic and irreversible loss. Which, given Republican Rapturist ideology, is always possible via warmongering, most likely Iran. Even the complete melting of Greenland won't stop the greed and selfishness of Republicans.

[EVIL Republicans!!! It's all their fault! So much for that hype about Global Warming being a non-partisan issue.]

He seems to be mixing a bunch of stuff. One moment, it is "99% certain." The next he's saying there will be 2-meter sea level rise this century, which is certanly not in IPCC projections.

[Don't stop Hansen. He's on a roll.]

Considering that we will not take power for 7 more months - we have a little problem here.

[Which will pale in comparison to the HUGE mental problem you will have in 7 months if you do NOT take power.]

Hansen's superlative reputation makes his increasingly edgy statements deeply disturbing.

[Yeah. I found his statements about Midwest drought deeply disturbing.]

For a bunch of fear-based weenies, I don't understand why the deniers aren't more scared, really.

[I'm sooooo frightened about Hansen's incredibly accurate predictions about drought in the Midwest.]

When they try to argue that climate scientists are "bought off" by the environmental lobby. Like there's big, big money in environmentalism. These guys are geniuses.

[Al Gore seems to be making a pretty penny in selling Carbon Credit indulgences.]

Also accept the fact that this century will see a human dieoff to the tune of about three billion excess deaths. The best we can do at this point is preserve accumulated knowledge and the values that go along with reducing rather than increasing violence over time. What we're headed for is a centuries-long dark age driven by the consequences of overshoot & collapse. There will be places that manage to preserve knowledge and an enlightened culture, but these will be relatively few and far between. You want to be in one of those places. Ideally a town with a small university, farming capabilities nearby, minimal risk of town-wrecking disasters such as tornados and earthquakes, and relative climate stability. Or sacrifice the "university" criterion and search based on the rest of those, looking for a healthy local economy with a mix of practical skills. Finding those places is difficult but that's what you need to do.

[I'm already picturing leftwing monks in small universities preserving our knowledge and culture on scrolls as, outside, rightwing yahoo redneck barbarians destroy civilization in their pickup trucks.]

If Obama loses the election say goodbye to Florida, NYC and any other coastal area.

[Bye-bye!]

I am sorting out what I think about Obama coming out today in support of corn ethanol. I was a little surprised, knowing that we have discussed here the disadvantages of using corn for fuel vs food.

[Just dump that contradiction down the Memory Hole.]

You might want to repeatedly view some Holocaust pics just for the exercise. To get you toughened up. Anybody under the age of 45 is going to see things before they die that will make them sorry they're not 75 today.

[Nobody is stopping you from entering the Mother Ship right now.]

I'm no skeptic. I'm a physicist trained in meteorology. I agree with much of what is written or quoted above but what Hansen has said and will say is mostly political rhetoric not scientific consensus.

[HERETIC!!!]

I've been beseeching my parents to stockpile food for the last year, but they're generally dismissive of my concerns. What are the rest of you doing?

[Stockpiling DiGiorno pizzas.]

Anybody Have a Ranch In Paraguay that they can sell me?

[No but I have a bridge in Brooklyn I can sell you.]

I'm just glad I don't have any kids, so I won't have to look them in the eye when it finally hits home to people just how screwed we are and they start looking at those of my age and older and ask. "You knew! You saw this coming, and you did nothing! Why?"

[WHEW! Thank God you didn't reproduce!]


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The "Grim Realities" of Global COOLING (my title based on the actual article below)

"The central fact is that after three quarters of a century of extraordinarily mild conditions, the earth's climate seems to be cooling down. Meteorologists disagree about the cause and extent of the cooling trend, as well as over its specific impact on local weather conditions. But they are almost unanimous in the view that the trend will reduce agricultural productivity for the rest of the century. If the climatic change is as profound as some of the pessimists fear, the resulting famines could be catastrophic."

The Cooling World
Newsweek, April 28, 1975

There are ominous signs that the Earth's weather patterns have begun to change dramatically and that these changes may portend a drastic decline in food production– with serious political implications for just about every nation on Earth. The drop in food output could begin quite soon, perhaps only 10 years from now. The regions destined to feel its impact are the great wheat-producing lands of Canada and the U.S.S.R. in the North, along with a number of marginally self- sufficient tropical areas – parts of India, Pakistan, Bangladesh, Indochina and Indonesia – where the growing season is dependent upon the rains brought by the monsoon.

The evidence in support of these predictions has now begun to accumulate so massively that meteorologists are hard-pressed to keep up with it. In England, farmers have seen their growing season decline by about two weeks since 1950, with a resultant overall loss in grain production estimated at up to 100,000 tons annually. During the same time, the average temperature around the equator has risen by a fraction of a degree – a fraction that in some areas can mean drought and desolation. Last April, in the most devastating outbreak of tornadoes ever recorded, 148 twisters killed more than 300 people and caused half a billion dollars' worth of damage in 13 U.S. states.

To scientists, these seemingly disparate incidents represent the advance signs of fundamental changes in the world's weather. The central fact is that after three quarters of a century of extraordinarily mild conditions, the earth's climate seems to be cooling down. Meteorologists disagree about the cause and extent of the cooling trend, as well as over its specific impact on local weather conditions. But they are almost unanimous in the view that the trend will reduce agricultural productivity for the rest of the century. If the climatic change is as profound as some of the pessimists fear, the resulting famines could be catastrophic.

"A major climatic change would force economic and social adjustments on a worldwide scale," warns a recent report by the National Academy of Sciences, "because the global patterns of food production and population that have evolved are implicitly dependent on the climate of the present century."

A survey completed last year by Dr. Murray Mitchell of the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration reveals a drop of half a degree in average ground temperatures in the Northern Hemisphere between 1945 and 1968. According to George Kukla of Columbia University, satellite photos indicated a sudden, large increase in Northern Hemisphere snow cover in the winter of 1971-72. And a study released last month by two NOAA scientists notes that the amount of sunshine reaching the ground in the continental U.S. diminished by 1.3% between 1964 and 1972.

To the layman, the relatively small changes in temperature and sunshine can be highly misleading. Reid Bryson of the University of Wisconsin points out that the Earth's average temperature during the great Ice Ages was only about seven degrees lower than during its warmest eras – and that the present decline has taken the planet about a sixth of the way toward the Ice Age average. Others regard the cooling as a reversion to the "little ice age" conditions that brought bitter winters to much of Europe and northern America between 1600 and 1900 – years when the Thames used to freeze so solidly that Londoners roasted oxen on the ice and when iceboats sailed the Hudson River almost as far south as New York City.

Just what causes the onset of major and minor ice ages remains a mystery. "Our knowledge of the mechanisms of climatic change is at least as fragmentary as our data," concedes the National Academy of Sciences report. "Not only are the basic scientific questions largely unanswered, but in many cases we do not yet know enough to pose the key questions."

Meteorologists think that they can forecast the short-term results of the return to the norm of the last century. They begin by noting the slight drop in overall temperature that produces large numbers of pressure centers in the upper atmosphere. These break up the smooth flow of westerly winds over temperate areas. The stagnant air produced in this way causes an increase in extremes of local weather such as droughts, floods, extended dry spells, long freezes, delayed monsoons and even local temperature increases – all of which have a direct impact on food supplies.

"The world's food-producing system," warns Dr. James D. McQuigg of NOAA's Center for Climatic and Environmental Assessment, "is much more sensitive to the weather variable than it was even five years ago." Furthermore, the growth of world population and creation of new national boundaries make it impossible for starving peoples to migrate from their devastated fields, as they did during past famines.

Climatologists are pessimistic that political leaders will take any positive action to compensate for the climatic change, or even to allay its effects. They concede that some of the more spectacular solutions proposed, such as melting the Arctic ice cap by covering it with black soot or diverting arctic rivers, might create problems far greater than those they solve. But the scientists see few signs that government leaders anywhere are even prepared to take the simple measures of stockpiling food or of introducing the variables of climatic uncertainty into economic projections of future food supplies. The longer the planners delay, the more difficult will they find it to cope with climatic change once the results become grim reality.

[end]

The Cooling World:
http://denisdutton.com/cooling_world.htm

Original Newsweek article with scary maps and graphs:
http://denisdutton.com/newsweek_coolingworld.pdf

21 posted on 06/24/2008 7:11:15 AM PDT by ETL
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To: PJ-Comix
I've been beseeching my parents to stockpile food for the last year, but they're generally dismissive of my concerns.

That's because they're prolly evil Republicans who drive an SUV and a 400hp Benz. Worse, they don't recycle -- you must KILL THEM!

And they're 'dismissive' as us parents usually don't pay no mind to our kids about important stuff when they're 12.

the freaking Moonbats really do live with their parents.

22 posted on 06/24/2008 7:13:55 AM PDT by Condor51 (I have guns in my nightstand because a Cop won't fit)
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To: PJ-Comix
We have one year. One election

ONE Messiah...

23 posted on 06/24/2008 7:16:58 AM PDT by mikrofon (Ja Wohl)
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To: PJ-Comix
And simply winning is not enough.. we will need radical changes in policy.

No, winning would be enough. All you have to do is get Obama elected and Global Warming would no longer be taken seriously by anyone, even the media. I remember thinking after the 1992 election that at least the media would stop whining about the economy and the environment. Both of those problems were fixed the day Clinton was elected two months before he was even inaugurated.

24 posted on 06/24/2008 7:26:26 AM PDT by faq
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Top 1,000,000.


25 posted on 06/24/2008 7:29:18 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (A vote for any Democrat from BO on down the ticket is a vote for $10 a gallon gas.)
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To: PJ-Comix

These stupid idiots don’t have enough common sense to know that their belief in the global warming hoax will bring on the very things they are so afraid of.


26 posted on 06/24/2008 7:36:26 AM PDT by beckysueb (Drill here! Drill now!)
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To: Poser
"In fact, rising CO2 levels (red line) all throughout this 400,000 year period actually lagged behind temperature increases (blue line)...by an average of 800 years!"

Maybe my eyes are playing tricks on me, but it sure looks like the peaks of the red line are leading the peaks on the blue line.

You're apparently reading the graph in reverse. 'Now' is on the right, not the left. CO2 increases FOLLOWED temperature increases. Moreover, the increased CO2 levels did NOT lead to further warming.

THE ACQUITTAL OF CARBON DIOXIDE
by Jeffrey A. Glassman, PhD

ABSTRACT:

"Carbon dioxide in the atmosphere is the product of oceanic respiration due to the well-known but under-appreciated solubility pump. Carbon dioxide rises out of warm ocean waters where it is added to the atmosphere. There it is mixed with residual and accidental CO2, and circulated, to be absorbed into the sink of the cold ocean waters. Next the thermohaline circulation carries the CO2-rich sea water deep into the ocean. A millennium later it appears at the surface in warm waters, saturated by lower pressure and higher temperature, to be exhausted back into the atmosphere. Throughout the past 420 millennia, comprising four interglacial periods, the Vostok record of atmospheric carbon dioxide concentration is imprinted with, and fully characterized by, the physics of the solubility of CO2 in water, along with the lag in the deep ocean circulation.

Notwithstanding that carbon dioxide is a greenhouse gas, atmospheric carbon dioxide has neither caused nor amplified global temperature increases. Increased carbon dioxide has been an effect of global warming, not a cause. Technically, carbon dioxide is a lagging proxy for ocean temperatures. When global temperature, and along with it, ocean temperature rises, the physics of solubility causes atmospheric CO2 to increase.

If increases in carbon dioxide, or any other greenhouse gas, could have in turn raised global temperatures, the positive feedback would have been catastrophic. While the conditions for such a catastrophe were present in the Vostok record from natural causes, the runaway event did not occur. Carbon dioxide does not accumulate in the atmosphere."

http://www.rocketscientistsjournal.com/2006/10/co2_acquittal.html

27 posted on 06/24/2008 7:37:02 AM PDT by ETL
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To: PJ-Comix
[Gee! Then how is it that we can still watch Ice Road Truckers who drive right over the frozen Arctic ocean?]

Haven't you heard? "Ice Road Truckers" is actually filmed on a Top Secret sound stage deep in the sub-basement of a hidden bunker at the NSA building near Ft. Meade!

28 posted on 06/24/2008 7:37:24 AM PDT by COBOL2Java ("It's not my fault if McCain loses - it's his own damn fault!" - Mark Levin)
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To: PJ-Comix
There will be places that manage to preserve knowledge and an enlightened culture, but these will be relatively few and far between.

Few and far between? Not as long as there's a Pizza Hut delivery and Mom's credit card!


29 posted on 06/24/2008 7:47:11 AM PDT by COBOL2Java ("It's not my fault if McCain loses - it's his own damn fault!" - Mark Levin)
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To: PJ-Comix
And simply winning is not enough.. we will need radical changes in policy.

[TRANSLATION: We need Global Warming as an excuse to institute socialism.]

I have a radical change in policy for the KOmmies [and DUmmies] all of you stop breathing immediately.


Most coverage has focussed on his statement that oil CEOs should be prosecuted.....

[Thanx for that confirmation that Hansen is indeed a leftwing loon.]

Oil CEOs should be prosecuted, but the algores and Silky Pony can get away with all the BS they do?


Considering that we will not take power for 7 more months - we have a little problem here.

[Which will pale in comparison to the HUGE mental problem you will have in 7 months if you do NOT take power.]

Hey KOmmie, you have seven MINUTES to stop breathing if you want.


You want to be in one of those places. Ideally a town with a small university, farming capabilities nearby, minimal risk of town-wrecking disasters such as tornados and earthquakes, and relative climate stability. Or sacrifice the "university" criterion and search based on the rest of those, looking for a healthy local economy with a mix of practical skills.

[I'm already picturing leftwing monks in small universities preserving our knowledge and culture on scrolls as, outside, rightwing yahoo redneck barbarians destroy civilization in their pickup trucks.]

All that flyover country is for us rednecks and people who are bitter and cling to our guns or religion. You probably won't feel very welcome there. If you want a place with practical skills, you'd better go to a school that doesn't preach liberalism.


....... What are the rest of you doing?

[Stockpiling DiGiorno pizzas.]

We Republicans are just going about our daily lives as we always have in the past. The sky ain't falling.

30 posted on 06/24/2008 7:47:48 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (A vote for any Democrat from BO on down the ticket is a vote for $10 a gallon gas.)
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To: faq
I remember thinking after the 1992 election that at least the media would stop whining about the economy and the environment. Both of those problems were fixed the day Clinton was elected two months before he was even inaugurated.

...and they miraculously returned as soon as GWB was inaugurated.

31 posted on 06/24/2008 7:51:42 AM PDT by floozy22
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To: floozy22; faq
You forgot homelessness. All of the homeless people that were around in the 80's went away in the 90s. Now they're back.

Wonder if there's a correlation between the number of homeless people and the onset of Global Warming? Hmmmmm. Something to consider.

32 posted on 06/24/2008 7:53:21 AM PDT by wbill
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To: PJ-Comix

Some of the DU FU’s have a higher moonbat content than others, IMHO. This one’s definitely up there.


33 posted on 06/24/2008 7:54:27 AM PDT by floozy22
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To: PJ-Comix
Hansen on Global Warming: We have ONE year.. ONE election

[Or your KOmmie brains will fry.]

That ship has already sailed.

34 posted on 06/24/2008 8:37:50 AM PDT by hsalaw
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To: hsalaw
What has happened in the elections since 2000 where the Moonbats implode when they lose is that they go through a few weeks of extreme moonbattery and then VERY slooooowly recuperate but never fully. However this year's election is MUCH different. I don't thing there will be ANY recuperation if Obama loses. Now what exactly would happen if Obama loses I'm not sure but I do know it will be EXTREMELY entertaining.

Okay, I'll go out on a limb here and predict some Heaven's Gate type departures from this world but beyond that I have no real idea what will happen.

35 posted on 06/24/2008 8:42:35 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List ---The BIGGEST on the FR!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Loony-left divinity-school dropout, Al Gore and his cohorts are engaging in * perception management * and their weak-minded, maniacal moron followers (DUmmies, KOmmies, Huffies) are buying their false facts about climate change.

Perception management --> a situation where someone creates facts and spews same. Operative word = creates aka lies for mass consumption.

36 posted on 06/24/2008 8:45:40 AM PDT by xtinct (I was the next door neighbor kid's imaginary friend.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Republican ideology will block any meaningful.

EEEK! It already started with that sentence.

37 posted on 06/24/2008 8:52:25 AM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Pour me another tequila, Sheila.)
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To: Paul Heinzman

Did you check out that La Caja China video about cooking pork shoulder?


38 posted on 06/24/2008 8:59:04 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List ---The BIGGEST on the FR!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Also accept the fact that this century will see a human dieoff to the tune of about three billion excess deaths. The best we can do at this point is preserve accumulated knowledge and the values that go along with reducing rather than increasing violence over time. What we're headed for is a centuries-long dark age driven by the consequences of overshoot & collapse.

Dammit! There goes the personal jetpack I was promised....

39 posted on 06/24/2008 9:06:00 AM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Who would McQueeg rather have mad at him: You or the liberals?)
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To: PJ-Comix
Ideally a town with a small university, farming capabilities nearby, minimal risk of town-wrecking disasters such as tornados and earthquakes, and relative climate stability.

Problem is, it is so hard to eat right in Candyland.

40 posted on 06/24/2008 9:13:52 AM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Pour me another tequila, Sheila.)
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