[mgc1122]

Queue next serial killer ... location identified.

[benjamin032]

That’s great. Outlaw guns and only criminals will have them. So when one comes to city hall to shoot someone, not even the police will be able to stop them?

[max americana]

“To help set an example, police will also be unarmed. “How can we expect citizens to forego violence if, by arming our officers, we project the City’s willingness to engage in it?” Nickels ask”

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HANDS DOWN, THE STUPIDEST QUOTE ABOUT GUNS.

[Lexington Green]

The mayor advises to carry Vaseline and practice making pig sounds.

[Malone LaVeigh]

“Eventually, the individual bent on mayhem will see that he is the ‘odd-man-out.’ The social stigma alone will work toward peaceful change.”

That has got to be one of the dumbest things I've ever heard.

[SaintThomasMorePrayForUs]

THIS IS FROM A SATIRE PIECE. THE BAN MAY BE REAL. THE QUOTATIONS PROBABLY ARE NOT.

[raybbr]

Mayor Nickels

Stumps are smarter than he is.

[raybbr]

Seattle mayor bans guns on city property (Executive Order )

[vpintheak]

Well, that sure will teach those criminals! Or maybe it will teach those criminals, hmm... no guns on city property, hmm... easy pickin’s, hmm...

[traditional1]

Start with disarming guards at City Hall.....

[Secret Agent Man]

Seattle Mayor: Disarm Citizens so Thugs Won’t Have to ‘Work Harder’ and Shoot victims

What an idiotic ass.

Disarm your cops and personal security guards too, fascist.

[DustyMoment]

I wonder if that includes his personal security detail??

[Squantos]

Stroke of the pen law of the land............cool.

< / SARCASM>

Anyone told this POS he doesn’t make laws yet ?

[Noumenon]

Well that’s just OK. Perhaps someone can slice Mr. Nickels’ goobers off whilst effecting one of those ‘money changing hands’ routines. I’m sure that he’d feel ever so much better then.

Oh, wait. He doesn’t have any goobers.

Never mind.

[domeika]

“Even an occasional murder is more tolerable than shootouts that endanger much larger numbers of innocent bystanders.”

Well folks, he said it himself, so make sure you get a bead on him and keep a tight grouping. Remember, Safety First!

[Big E]

“thugs won’t have to exert as much force to get what they want. A robber won’t have to shoot if he knows his victim is unarmed. So, some money may change hands, but there’ll be no need for violence. Even an occasional murder is more tolerable than shootouts that endanger much larger numbers of innocent bystanders.”

This is Scrappleface right? Man, you almost had me believing this was real.