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McCain To Pick Joe Lieberman For VP Slot
Counterjab ^ | 06/15/08 | Chris Davis

Posted on 06/15/2008 7:02:58 PM PDT by writer33

Washington—After years and years of taking it in the shorts by moderate Republicans, John McCain has decided to pick Joe Lieberman as his Vice Presidential running mate. This move breaks a long standing history of Republican tradition, and throws the Republican Party into utter chaos.

The move, made after months of pandering to the left, is all part of the McCain strategy to reach out to Democrats and feed his out of control ego. The McCain camp had thought long and hard about selecting Hillary Clinton, but agreed that making that move might be going too far. So, the Lieberman choice was a virtual compromise to his otherwise “maverick” behavior.

“You see,” McCain fired, “this is my election. Bush stole what was rightfully mine. And we’re doing it my way. Understand! It’s all about me!”

Many conservative talk radio hosts have been outspoken, noting that since McCain is no conservative, he should at least pick a conservative for his Vice Presidential candidate. The Lieberman pick is a move that is giving those conservatives a “fickle finger of fate.”

“I can’t believe he did this,” yelled a perturbed Mark Levin. “This loser—and that’s what he is, a loser—could’ve picked a conservative for four years down the road. But he can forget about my vote! You hear me, McCain. You’re as out of control as the Supreme Court!”

“After his Marxist behavior on CEO’s,” quipped Limbaugh, “this really doesn’t surprise me at all. He’s been trying to stick it to the Republican Party since 2000. We are so screwed, and I can’t overstate that enough!”

“The ninth ring of hell is devoted to John McCain,” blasted Ann Coulter. “He is a despicable, spineless jellyfish, and I can’t wait to see him burn!”

“I don’t give a rat’s behind as to what Levin, Limbaugh, Coulter or Free Republic says,” belted a pissed McCain. “I have a spot on my left, lower cheek for all of them to kiss. So bend over and kiss it!”

Despite the comments from many conservatives, it has become obvious that Senator McCain is not a conservative, nor will he ever be, and any hopes beyond this primary season is just that…hope.


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics; Society
KEYWORDS: 2008veep; guess; rumaor; satire
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To: Liberty2007

:-)


101 posted on 06/15/2008 10:15:08 PM PDT by writer33 (I'm Still Whining That Rush Limbaugh Isn't Doing Enough To Elect A Conservative)
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To: Apercu
BS.

Yes, indeed.

102 posted on 06/15/2008 10:15:41 PM PDT by writer33 (I'm Still Whining That Rush Limbaugh Isn't Doing Enough To Elect A Conservative)
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To: B4Ranch

Thanks for reading, B4. Great graphic. Thanks for posting. I appreciate it.


103 posted on 06/15/2008 10:17:23 PM PDT by writer33 (I'm Still Whining That Rush Limbaugh Isn't Doing Enough To Elect A Conservative)
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To: hosepipe

Thanks for reading, hosepipe. I appreciate it.


104 posted on 06/15/2008 10:18:17 PM PDT by writer33 (I'm Still Whining That Rush Limbaugh Isn't Doing Enough To Elect A Conservative)
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To: writer33
I know this is supposed to be sattire; but I would not be surprised if McCain chose Leiberman- or even Hillary for VP. Nothing McCain does surprises me anymore.
105 posted on 06/15/2008 10:21:21 PM PDT by Tammy8 (Please Support and pray for our Troops, as they serve us every day.)
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To: writer33
Could this be a S-A-T-I-R-E?

Yes it is, thou Joe would be a good choice. (I vote for Joe against Lowell P. Wackjob (aka Weicker) and Joe would be wonderful in the McCain cabinet.) I think Joe might be SOD in the McCain White House.

Would give Rell (the Republican Govenor of Connecticut) a seat to Republicans. :)

106 posted on 06/15/2008 10:27:41 PM PDT by EagleandLiberty (El Rushbo Tribal name -- RinoHunter Coming Soon - a new CONSERVATIVE PARTY --- www.falconparty.com)
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To: Allegra

Thanks for reading, Allegra. Glad you enjoyed it, and let’s all hope this is satire.


107 posted on 06/15/2008 10:33:57 PM PDT by writer33 (I'm Still Whining That Rush Limbaugh Isn't Doing Enough To Elect A Conservative)
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To: La Enchiladita

Thanks for reading, La Enhiladita. I appreciate it.


108 posted on 06/15/2008 10:36:39 PM PDT by writer33 (I'm Still Whining That Rush Limbaugh Isn't Doing Enough To Elect A Conservative)
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To: EagleandLiberty

Thanks for reading, EagleandLiberty. I appreciate it. Good point.


109 posted on 06/15/2008 10:38:48 PM PDT by writer33 (I'm Still Whining That Rush Limbaugh Isn't Doing Enough To Elect A Conservative)
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To: writer33

Many a (perhaps) true word is spoken in jest.


110 posted on 06/15/2008 11:16:59 PM PDT by 1066AD
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To: writer33

I know this is satire but IN ALL SERIOUSNESS:

I still think that Sarah Palin, Gov. or Alaska, would be McCain’s best choice for VEEP.


111 posted on 06/15/2008 11:24:27 PM PDT by no dems (B. Hussein is an Obamanation)
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To: writer33

If it’s not then it is just BS.


112 posted on 06/16/2008 12:20:01 AM PDT by Peacekeeper357 (God provided food for every bird but he didn't put it in their nest.)
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To: writer33

BTTT


113 posted on 06/16/2008 2:54:29 AM PDT by E.G.C. (To read a freeper's FR postings, click on his or her screen name and then "In Forum".)
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To: writer33

You’re welcome. Thought it’d make a nice addition.


114 posted on 06/16/2008 5:11:39 AM PDT by BufordP (Had Mexicans flown planes into the World Trade Center, Jorge Bush would have surrendered.)
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To: writer33; BufordP


115 posted on 06/16/2008 6:56:35 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Drill Here! Drill Now! Pay Less! Sign the petition at http://www.americansolutions.com/)
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To: writer33

What it tells me is that John McCain is going to win!!


116 posted on 06/16/2008 8:18:49 AM PDT by EagleandLiberty (El Rushbo Tribal name -- RinoHunter Coming Soon - a new CONSERVATIVE PARTY --- www.falconparty.com)
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To: Jet Jaguar
I dunno. I think it would be funny to see LIEberman lose twice for Vice-President.

Are you one of these 'CRY-BABY CONSERVATIVES'? I want - for the good of the USA for McCain to win!!

Any QUESTIONS??

117 posted on 06/16/2008 8:20:57 AM PDT by EagleandLiberty (El Rushbo Tribal name -- RinoHunter Coming Soon - a new CONSERVATIVE PARTY --- www.falconparty.com)
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To: LUV W
I would actually go vote

Another 'CRY BABY CONSERVATIVE'!! You so-called conservatives would rather not vote because you are having a temper tantrum like a 2 year old who didn't get his way. I don't need conservatives like you.

Yes, John McCain is not my first choice - but he is WAY BETTER then having a MARXIST in the White House!!

118 posted on 06/16/2008 8:27:24 AM PDT by EagleandLiberty (El Rushbo Tribal name -- RinoHunter Coming Soon - a new CONSERVATIVE PARTY --- www.falconparty.com)
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To: LUV W
I would feel awful staying at home

Why would you 'CRY BABY CONSERVATIVES' feel awful to stay home? I mean, since you candidate didn't get picjk - you decided to take your ball and go home - like a toddler have a tantrum.

Not voting for McCain = ELECTING a DANGEROUS man into the White House. Yes, I didn't want McCain, but between McCain and a Marxist - I'll take McCain.

119 posted on 06/16/2008 8:35:46 AM PDT by EagleandLiberty (El Rushbo Tribal name -- RinoHunter Coming Soon - a new CONSERVATIVE PARTY --- www.falconparty.com)
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To: writer33
I agree. Bobby Jindal is inexperienced, but at least he has substance. Obama has marxism, and that’s about it.

The Serious thing is that the 'CRY BABY CONSERVATIVES' would elect a MARXIST by staying home. Yes, John is not my choice in the PRIMARIES, but he is BETTER then a Marxist!!

120 posted on 06/16/2008 8:41:47 AM PDT by EagleandLiberty (Psst... Serious questions Conservatives - want McCain or a Marxist in the White House?)
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