[PJ-Comix]

Right now I am seeing if it is worth it to write for Helium.Com. So far I have earned a whopping 9 cents for my political satire posted yesterday. However, right now my marketplace article is rated #1 out of 4 so I can earn 20 bucks for it if the publisher chooses it. The article only took me an hour to write. I can write five articles per day and some of the articles pay over a hundred bucks. Just waiting to see how this works out before proceeding further.

Now back to The Matrix to worship The One as my personal Lightworker...

[Phantom Lord]

In before ping?

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[JRios1968]

Top 10!!! Now I can read it

[EggsAckley]

“Many spiritually advanced people I know....”

People like this don’t have a clue what a “spiritually advanced” person is. Bunch of new-age swill.

[Larry Lucido]

Bump

[Charles Henrickson]

Is Obama an enlightened being?

Are you saying he's not black enough?

[Charles Henrickson]

Is Obama an enlightened being?

Obama is a lightweight being.

[L.N. Smithee]

See, whenever you scratch someone who derides people who aren't afraid to be Christian in public as wackjobs, you find someone maybe non- or anti-religious, but a wackjob nonetheless.

I get the feeling Moronford had trouble even writing this because he realized how evangelical he felt despite being an atheist. Well, what people who hate religion don't seem to realize is that everyone is evangelical about something and assigns it religious status, even if that something is atheism. And Moronford has found his Messiah - emphasis on the "Mess."

[Charles Henrickson]

Spiritual wise ones say: This sure ain't no ordinary politician. You buying it?

Some are:

HELLO DADDY, HELLO MAMA (A Letter from Camp Obama)
Tune: "Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh (A Letter from Camp)" Original

Hello Daddy
Hello Mama
Here I am at
Camp Obama
Camp's as pretty
As a painting
And they say we'll have some fun if we stop fainting

Our Barack has
Gifts of healing
Stevie Wonder's
Out four-wheeling
I met Oprah
Over dinner
Since she's been here she's got thirteen inches thinner

All the campers
Drink the Kool-Aid
That the counselors
At the school made
This is change we
Can believe in
'Cause the campers who come in here won't be leavin'

Now I just thought
I should buy ya
A small bust of
Our Messiah
You can put it
On your dashboard
It will guide and guard your car so it won't crash more

Yes we can!
Oh Daddy, Mama!
Yes we can!
I love Obama!
Don't tell me
I ought to find out facts
Of how
He plans to spend and tax

Yes we can!
I promise he will
Heal the holes
That cause the problems
In our souls
Oh please don't make me say
Just how--
He'll find a way

Got to stop now
Looks like we're through
Camp Obama
Has a curfew
Every day it's
Early rising
After "Washing of the Brains" it's "Plagiarizing"

Wait a minute
What's this gabbin'
Two new campers
In our cabin
See their nametags
Read the printin'
Seems the campers' names are Bill and Chelsea Clinton!

[Charles Henrickson]

What the hell's the big deal about Obama?

White Guilt non-thinkers swooning at the thought of a non-threatening, clean and articulate, Magic Negro *they* can be enlightened enough to support.

[mnehring]

to say it's just a clever marketing ploy, a slick gambit carefully orchestrated by hotshot campaign organizers

These people should really read up on Neuro-Linguistic Programming and then watch an Obama speech. It is a very carefully orchestrated marketing scheme.

[Charles Henrickson]

what Obama has, which is a sort of powerful luminosity, a unique high-vibration integrity.

V For Vibration.

[A_perfect_lady]

Cult of Personality: see Hitler, Mussolini, Mao, Stalin

[Charles Henrickson]

Here's where it gets gooey.

I can feel the gooey stuff I'm stepping in.

[chesley]

I was wondering if you were going to DUFU this. Glad to see you did.

These are some seriously screwed up people on the way to Hell, in the here and the hereafter.

America is on the way of Sodom & Gomorrah if these people take charge, and I don't mean just about the gay thing. Everything they believe is so wrong.

Of course, the Lord would have spared S & G for the sake of ten righteous men, and there are considerably more than that is America. On the other hand, what are the relative proportions? I just saying, God would probably have spared them for the sake of one righteous man if Abraham had asked. But he didn't.

[Charles Henrickson]

Many spiritually advanced people I know (not coweringly religious, mind you, but deeply spiritual)

Typical non-Christian, anti-Christian drivel: Pitting "spiritual" against "religious," claiming you can be spiritual without being religious--indeed, the really spiritual people are *not* religious (i.e., they don't attend a Christian church). Hogwash.

[Girlene]

But there simply is no denying that extra kick. As one reader put it to me, in a way, it's not even about Obama, per se. There's a vast amount of positive energy swirling about that's been held back by the armies of BushCo darkness, and this energy has now found a conduit, a lightning rod, is now effortlessly self-organizing around Obama's candidacy.

I think these posters are on drugs.

[LonePalm]

The DUmmies don't respect the Second Amendment, and only respect the First when it suits them.

Why should they respect the First or Second Commandments?

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[Charles Henrickson]

Obama as a Lightworker, that rare kind of attuned being. . . .

Save us with your Lightsaber, Obama-Wan Kenobi!

[Charles Henrickson]

Are you rolling your eyes and scoffing?

No, not at all.

I'm WIPING my eyes from the tears of laughter streaming down my face as I read this pile of poppycock.