Posted on 06/01/2008 10:09:42 AM PDT by John Semmens
Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, who has been granted a visa to travel to Italy by Silvio Berlusconi’s government, has demanded an audience with Pope Benedict XVI. “It is my intention to give this doddering infidel one last chance to accept Islam before we cast his severed head into the fiery pit of Hell,” Ahmadinejad offered.
Ahmadinejad asked that the meeting be scheduled between the Muslim afternoon and evening call to prayers on either June 4th or 5th. “I am willing to meet with this fool, but he must accommodate my schedule,” the Iranian president demanded.
In related news, Iran’s foreign minister, Manouchehr Mottaki, predicted that “Senator Obama will defeat the satanic Bush in the upcoming election and put an end to our country’s long nightmare. For eight years, America’s foreign policy has been dominated by mindless opposition to Islam’s righteous jihad. We are hopeful that a more open-minded man will alter America’s course before it is too late.”
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Satire tag was a good call... I was fairly sure, but you can never be certain with that nut.
President Nutjob, what part of “NO” do you not understand?
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