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DUmmie FUnnies 05-31-08 (Discussion: What Will DUmmies Do IF Obama Loses?)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 31, 2008 | PJ-Comix

Posted on 05/31/2008 7:12:54 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

I started thinking about this a few days ago but have waited until the weekend to post this somewhat offbeat DUFU edition. What I would like to throw out for discussion is the question of exactly WHAT will the DUmmies do if Obama loses in November? Of course, this assumes he is nominated which is still not a completely sure thing. But assuming he is nominated what do you think the reaction from the DUmmies and other leftwingers be if their beloved Obamassiah loses in November? The simple answer is they will implode. However, I am looking for more specific answers. Exactly HOW will they implode? What forms will this take?

After Kerry lost in 2004, the implosion took some interesting forms. One example was when the DUmmies "stood up" in DUmmieland and gave their real names in Drama Queen fashion. This year, I think such a loss will hit them much, much harder. Could an Obama loss spell DOOM for the Democrats as the DUmmies blame Hillary for their loss?

I am interested in hearing your input as to what the reaction will be from the DUmmies and other Leftwing Loons if Obama loses. Your humble correspondent believes that an Obama loss will infect the Left with a POLITICAL RAGE VIRUS.

And to all you pundits, bloggers, and reporters out there...You are free to use the term "Political Rage Virus" as long as you give credit to your humble correspondent here for coining the term. (I googled that term and I am the FIRST to use it.)


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KEYWORDS: barackobama; dummies; ragevirus
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Should I copyright "Political Rage Virus?" I think it will perfectly explain the reaction of the Left if Obama loses the election.
1 posted on 05/31/2008 7:12:54 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix

IB4TP!


2 posted on 05/31/2008 7:13:54 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (1)
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To: Charles Henrickson

In before the Ping!


3 posted on 05/31/2008 7:14:30 AM PDT by Poser (Willing to fight for oil)
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


4 posted on 05/31/2008 7:15:01 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List ---The BIGGEST on the FR!!!)
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In like a Mr. Silverback analogy!


5 posted on 05/31/2008 7:18:25 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel
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top ten


6 posted on 05/31/2008 7:21:08 AM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Out of chaos comes comedy.)
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After the last pastor outbreak, even the dummies must be starting to realize there is no way he can win. Especially with the Michelle Obama “Whitey” tape in existence.

And here comes Hillary...

7 posted on 05/31/2008 7:21:22 AM PDT by Vision ("If God so clothes the grass of the field...will He not much more clothe you...?" -Matthew 6:30)
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To: PJ-Comix

With a little hope the loss will slap some sense into them.


8 posted on 05/31/2008 7:22:15 AM PDT by Vision ("If God so clothes the grass of the field...will He not much more clothe you...?" -Matthew 6:30)
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What Will DUmmies Do IF Obama Loses?

Susie Saranwrap says she will move, leave the country.

Oh, these rich ones buy a villa in Italy or somewhere, and live there some months out of the year, but the problem is, they always retain their citizenship and voting rights HERE. . . . So far, and yet so close. . . .

Then there is the average DUmmie. For him to leave the country, Mom would have to add on an extra basement up in Canada.

9 posted on 05/31/2008 7:29:53 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Let's help them pack.)
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To: PJ-Comix

10?


10 posted on 05/31/2008 7:30:20 AM PDT by Mercat (the LORD himself will establish a house for you)
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I don’t know PJ. It just doesn’t zing for me. But I’m a hard sell since I’ve been enjoying your posts now for years. :-*


11 posted on 05/31/2008 7:33:21 AM PDT by Mercat (the LORD himself will establish a house for you)
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Bush stole the election in 2000 is their mantra. If the rats lose it will be because of the electoral college being unfair or something along that line.

I think political parties are imploding in general. The GOP appears to be losing support as they abandon their conservative, right wing/ moderate base. Same for the rats who either are far left or moderate. If the anti war screaming loud socialists don’t win the inequity of the election process will be the cause.

Either way the country will be the loser as the political left merges with right resulting in stagnation and indecision.
Time for a new party that captures the middle class idealist and thinker, and holds the middle ground, and does not compromise (bi-partisan co-opeeration) towards the forceful leftist agenda.

Easier said than done. With the division and categorical classification of people into “special interest groups” it is very hard to get a viable group of conservative people together willing to fight for the right with the furor of the loud left socialist movement.


12 posted on 05/31/2008 7:38:15 AM PDT by o_zarkman44 (No Bull in 08!)
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For starters, the protests in front of the Federal Building downtown will increase.

Great entertainment for me, since my window faces the building and I can look down at them. In my spare time I can walk outside and heckle them.

Good times!


13 posted on 05/31/2008 7:39:02 AM PDT by Not A Snowbird (Some people are like slinkys, the idea of them tumbling down a flight of stairs makes you smile.)
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I am looking for more specific answers. Exactly HOW will they implode? What forms will this take?

Of course there will be "the usual," as we saw in 2000 and 2004: whine, cry, get angry--the whole Kübler-Ross stages of grief thing; cry "Election fraud!"; make DUAC plans to organize something big, then go to a few poorly attended demonstrations; threaten to leave the country; etc.

This time, though, we will have the added bonus of unbridled rage and recriminations against the Clintons, PLUS the outcry and outrage over AmeriKKKa's racism.

Stock up on popcorn!

14 posted on 05/31/2008 7:41:09 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Pass the popcorn!)
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To: Mercat
I don’t know PJ. It just doesn’t zing for me.

Have you seen 28 Days Later or 28 Weeks Later?

15 posted on 05/31/2008 7:42:08 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List ---The BIGGEST on the FR!!!)
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One prediction I have is that it will convince the easily dazzled young people who support him, as well as all those who consider themselves alienated and disaffected, that their vote really just doesn't matter, and that "the machine" will always win. (That there might be simply more of us than them will never occur to them.)

Anyway... this would be good. If the self-pitying grow too hopeless to vote, we'll have an easier time guiding the country back toward the right.

16 posted on 05/31/2008 7:47:06 AM PDT by A_perfect_lady
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Their heads will explode like in the movie Mars Attacks..


17 posted on 05/31/2008 7:47:16 AM PDT by vietvet67
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To: A_perfect_lady

That, and the stock in companies that manufacture Zoloft et al will go up. Time to invest!


18 posted on 05/31/2008 7:49:45 AM PDT by A_perfect_lady
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To: o_zarkman44

Right! How can Obama lose? Only 30% of the population support Bush, so if McCaini wins, he MUST have stolen the election?

IT’s RACISM if you don’t vote for Obama. AMERICA IS RACIST. America is racist and Repuglicans STEAL ELECTIONS. No Democrat ever stole an election, ONLY REPUGLICANS.

It’s gonnna be FUN to watch, and I expect PJ to extract some sidesplittingly funny FUnnies from this election cycle.


19 posted on 05/31/2008 7:52:47 AM PDT by chesley
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To: A_perfect_lady

We have already seen isolated outbreaks of Political Rage Virus © but it will infect the entire Leftwing population if Obama loses.


20 posted on 05/31/2008 7:53:54 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List ---The BIGGEST on the FR!!!)
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