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“Good Morning, whatever the name of this hick racist town is!”
The Sundries Shack ^ | May 24, 2008

Posted on 05/24/2008 10:52:50 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet

I used to wonder if Obama had a mind nimble enough to be President. Now, I’m wondering if he has enough on the ball to be a moderately successful contestant on “Are You Smarter than a 5th Grader?”.

Behold, the Obamessiah’s fearsome grasp of where the hell he is on any given day.

At first, it seemed as if Barack Obama might just be speaking figuratively, as is his wont sometimes. “How’s it going, Sunshine? Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you everybody. It’s good to be in Sunshine!” Obama declared on taking the stage this afternoon for a rally at the BankAtlantic Arena in Broward County, Fla., just west of Ft. Lauderdale.

…[T]hen he said it again, and again — “When we are unified sunshine, nobody can stop us!” — and it became clear: Obama thought he was in Sunshine, Fla. But he was not. He was in Sunrise, the name given to this particular swath of South Florida palm trees, bungalows and outlet stores.

It’s not like this is the first time he’s done something like this. It’s not even the third or fourth.

You’d figure a guy of his Deity status might have figured out that he could write the name of the town on the palm of his hand or something. Hasn’t he heard of a Post-It note or do they only sell them out here in the land of beer-swilling, cousing-loving, gun-fondling racist hicks? They make them really small these days, small enough that you can palm one and no one would be the wiser. I bet he might even have time to practice palming it and dumping it in his pocket while he was on a campaign bus or one of his chartered airplane flights. I mean, if he can take valuable time away from profiling in front of his MSM fangirls.


TOPICS: Local News; Politics; Society
KEYWORDS: 2008; election; elections; fl2008; gaffe; obama
Eight months from now, he might have the nuclear football at his beck and call. Think about that...
1 posted on 05/24/2008 10:52:51 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Well, at least he didn’t say “Good morning, Starshine.” I hate that song.

Sabba sibby sabba, newbie B. Obama, early morning singing song...


2 posted on 05/24/2008 11:00:28 PM PDT by RepublitarianRoger2
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

When he is President and names the town incorrectly, he will expect the locals to change the actual name to whatever he said. Then Michelle can be very proud of her country for the second time.


3 posted on 05/24/2008 11:15:35 PM PDT by Bernard (If you always tell the truth, you never have to remember exactly what you said.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Pure racism!


4 posted on 05/24/2008 11:24:23 PM PDT by Godwin1
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
You’d figure a guy of his Deity status might have figured out that he could write the name of the town on the palm of his hand or something.

As Will Rogers said, "It's not the things you don't know, but the things you know that ain't so" ... I'm sure he thought he had it right.

This isn't as bad as the 57 states, although that can be rationalized as well, in that he was thinking "50 states" and took three less, and said "57" instead of "47" ... still doesn't say much for him.

5 posted on 05/24/2008 11:49:54 PM PDT by dr_lew
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To: potlatch; PhilDragoo; ntnychik; MeekOneGOP; Interesting Times; Grampa Dave; Travis McGee; ...





6 posted on 05/25/2008 12:18:49 AM PDT by devolve ( -- -The_Project_Islamic_Hope_website_banner no_longer_features_Barack_Hussein_Obama_Junior)
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To: RepublitarianRoger2
> Well, at least he didn’t say “Good morning, Starshine.” I hate that song. Sabba sibby sabba, newbie B. Obama, early morning singing song...

Oh thanks LOADS for putting that simpering crap into my head late at night. Forget getting to sleep now... ;-)

7 posted on 05/25/2008 12:37:40 AM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: Godwin1
Want to see something disgusting?

Go to www.msnbc.msn.com.

Their banner headline reads as follows:

"Obama confronts America's racial divide."

The manipulative scumbags at MSNBC have it wrong.

The realistic headline should read:

"Obama creates America's racial divide."

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/

http://www.newsweek.com/id/138611

8 posted on 05/25/2008 12:56:17 AM PDT by Prole (Pray for the families of Chris and Channon.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

‘Good morning, sunshine...’

Perhaps he’s a TeleTubbie. Tinkie Winkie is most likely.


9 posted on 05/25/2008 1:36:22 AM PDT by mkmensinger
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To: devolve

From Dreams of My Father, “ I FOUND A SOLACE IN NURSING A PERVASIVE SENSE OF GRIEVANCE AND ANIMOSITY AGAINST MY MOTHER’S RACE”.

From ‘Dreams of my Father’, “THE EMOTION BETWEEN THE RACES COULD NEVER BE PURE...THE OTHER RACE WOULD ALWAYS REMAIN JUST THAT; MENACING, ALIEN AND APART.”

From ‘Dreams of My Father’,
“I CEASED TO ADVERTISE MY MOTHER’S RACE AT THE AGE OF 12 OR 13, WHEN I BEGAN TO SUSPECT THAT BY DOING SO I WAS INGRATIATING MYSELF TO WHITES.”

From Dreams Of My Father, “NEVER EMULATE THE WHITE MEN and brown men whose fates didn’t speak to my own. IT WAS INTO MY FATHER’S IMAGE, THE BLACK MAN, SON OF AFRICA, THAT I’D PACKED ALL THE ATTRIBUTES I SOUGHT IN MYSELF”.

From Dreams Of My Father:
“THAT HATE HADN’T GONE AWAY,” he wrote, BLAMING “WHITE PEOPLE— some cruel, some IGNORANT, sometimes a single face, sometimes just a faceless image of a system claiming power over our lives.”

From Dreams Of My Father;
“There were enough of us on campus to constitute a tribe, and when it came to hanging out many of us chose to function like a tribe, staying close together, traveling in packs,” he wrote. “IT REMAINED NECESSARY TO PROVE WHICH SIDE YOU WERE ON, TO SHOW YOUR LOYALTY TO THE BLACK MASSES, TO STRIKE OUT, AND NAME NAMES. “

From Dreams Of My Father, “I HAD GROWN ACCUSTOMED , everywhere, TO SUSPICIONS BETWEEN THE RACES.”

Quote from Barack Obama’s book, Dreams Of My Father:
“THE PERSON WHO MADE ME PROUDEST OF ALL, though, was [HALF BROTHER ] ROY .. HE CONVERTED TO ISLAM” .

From ‘Dreams of my Father’, “IN INDONESIA, I HAD SPENT TWO YEARS AT A MUSLIM SCHOOL.”
“I STUDIED THE KORAN.”

From ‘Audacity of Hope: “LOLO (Obama’s step father) FOLLOWED .. ISLAM...” “I LOOKED TO LOLO FOR GUIDANCE”.

From ‘The Audacity Of Hope, “I WILL STAND WITH THE MUSLIMS SHOULD THE POLITICAL WINDS SHIFT IN AN UGLY DIRECTION.”

From The Audacity Of Hope, “WE ARE NO LONGER just A CHRISTIAN NATION..We ARE also a Jewish nation, A MUSLIM NATION, a Buddhist nation, a Hindu nation, and a nation of nonbelievers.”
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Never apologize for them.
Never appease them.
Never forget.


10 posted on 05/25/2008 2:23:12 AM PDT by cyberella
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To: RepublitarianRoger2

“Song, song, song, s-i-i-i-n-g Obama’s song, song!”

;^)

“If you want to know what he’s really thinking, listen to what his wife is saying”


11 posted on 05/25/2008 2:40:46 AM PDT by elcid1970 (My cartridges are dipped in pig grease.)
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To: elcid1970
“If you want to know what he’s really thinking, listen to what his wife is saying”

He's her sock puppet.

12 posted on 05/25/2008 3:24:30 AM PDT by 6SJ7
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Well, I guess “Sunshine” is better than “Hymietown”.


13 posted on 05/25/2008 3:28:52 AM PDT by Cvengr (Fear sees the problem emotion never solves. Faith sees & accepts the solution, problem solved.)
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To: RepublitarianRoger2

Good morning Starshine,the earth says hello........


14 posted on 05/25/2008 3:47:08 AM PDT by TLEIBY308 (I AM PRO CHOICE,I BELEIVE EVERYONE SHOULD CARRY WHAT EVER GUN THEY CHOOSE)
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To: RepublitarianRoger2
Good morning, starshine,
Obama says “Hi,”
He's stumping for voters,
But he forgot why.
Good morning, starshine,
What town are we in,
And I'm go glad to be here in Michigan—
You tell me we're in Florida?

Drivel, drivel, drivel,
Drivel, drivel, drivel,
Blah blah blah blah blah,
Drivel, drivel, drivel,
Drivel, drivel, drivel,
Blah blah blah blah blah,
Drivel, drivel, drivel,
Drivel, drivel, drivel,
So vote for me, not Hillary.

15 posted on 05/25/2008 5:08:42 AM PDT by GAB-1955 (Kicking and Screaming into the Kingdom of Heaven!)
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To: Bernard
I've heard that the SR-71 Blackbird was originally named "RS-71". President Johnson said it backwards, and out of deference to the office of the President, the designation was changed.

My, how far we have come.

16 posted on 05/25/2008 6:13:59 AM PDT by Bobarian (Green: It's the new Red.)
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To: GAB-1955

LOL, very good!

*reaching for my iPod to select anything else that will drown out that song in my head*


17 posted on 05/25/2008 6:38:19 AM PDT by RepublitarianRoger2
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To: RepublitarianRoger2

Try “Achey-Breaky Heart” or “It’s A Small World”....:)


18 posted on 05/25/2008 7:18:37 AM PDT by Salamander (And don't forget my Dog; fixed and consequent......)
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To: Salamander

Don’t play that song
That Achey-Breaky Song
The most annoying song I know
‘Cause if you play that song
That nauseating song
I might blow up my radio

— Weird Al (of course)

And now that I’ve gone totally off the subject of this thread, I’ll try to tortuously wrest it back on course by saying that I hope that November 5, 2008 is not a Good Morning for Obama, that we end up breaking his heart when he realizes that he will not be leader of this small world...


19 posted on 05/25/2008 9:29:00 AM PDT by RepublitarianRoger2
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