[PeteB570]

I think my girls will stick with their Rocket Dogs.

[redhead]

Oh, yes. I think I’ll just dash right out and snap up a couple of pairs. /s

[coop71]

No.

Yes.

There, that's better.

[Martin Tell]

[Clint N. Suhks]

Women's fine accessories PING!

[johnny7]

[DManA]

Cruel Shoes
Anna knew she had to have some new shoes today, and Carlo had helped her try on every pair in the store. Carlo spoke wearily, “Well, that’s every pair of shoes in the place.”

“Oh, you must have one more pair...”

“No, not one more pair... Well, we have the cruel shoes, but no one would want...”

Anna interrupted, “Oh yes, let me see the cruel shoes!”

Carlo looked incredulous. “No Anna, you don’t understand, you see the cruel shoes are...”

“Get them!”

Carlo disappeared into the back room for a moment, then returned with an ordinary shoe box. He opened the lid and removed a hideous pair of black and white pumps. But these were not an ordinary pair of black and white pumps; both were left feet, one had aright angle turn with separate compartments that pointed the toes in impossible directions. The other shoe was six inches long and was curved inward like a rocking chair with a vise and razor blades to hold the foot in place.

Carlo spoke hesitantly, “... Now you see why... they’re not fit for humans...”

“Put them on me.”

“But...”

“Put them on me!”

Carlo knew all arguments were useless. He knelt down before her and forced the feet into the shoes.

The screams were incredible.

Anna crawled over to the mirror and held her bloody feet up where she could see.

“I like them.”

She paid Carlo and crawled out of the store into the street.

Later that day, Carlo was overheard saying to a new customer, “Well, that’s every shoe in the place. Unless, of course, you’d like to try the cruel shoes.”

http://www.compleatsteve.com/miscellany/cruelshoes_1.htm

[Billthedrill]

I like them but they're awful to get in my size. The fish, that is, not the shoes.

[Joe 6-pack]

I still prefer my goldfish pimp plats...

[retrokitten]

Shoe ping.

You know I love shoes, but I think I will pass on these!

[arthurus]

Shoes by MATTEL

Can be purchased at Toys R Us

Can be unfolded into robot space ships.

[Dumpster Baby]

Shoe Salesman Ping

[LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget]

[pgkdan]

Wow...my eyes hurt.

[austinaero]

The words hideous and HIDEOUS come to mind! That means they will be popular for sure! Geez, and what’s with the weird hosiery?

[spotbust1]

I never thought I would have a chance to post these pics anywhere so I almost deleted them from my e-mail box. They were sent to me by my sister-in-law with the subject line of "Not on your life"

[lula]

A woman can Never have too many shoes...on second thought.

[dragonblustar]

[PennsylvaniaMom]

I’m not feeling the love here....I saw a shoe thread and raced on in...and I’m disapointed...Manolo where art thou?

[al_c]