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DUmmie FUnnies 05-19-08 (DUmmies Setting Themselves Up For PAINFUL Obama Loss)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 19, 2008 | DUmmie FUnnies

Posted on 05/19/2008 7:11:41 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

It's going to be painful. Very PAINFUL when the beloved Obamassiah LOSES this November. Look at the picture above of Barack Obama in Oregon. The DUmmies are having a major Obamasm over that photo as you can see in this THREAD joyously titled, "75,000 attend Obama rally in Portland!" So many people in the liberal Northwest show up to see Obama so there is NO WAY Obama can lose. Right? (Wright?) Wrong! Obama will LOSE in November despite the fact the Democrats in general will probably gain House and Senate seats. That latter fact will in no way alleviate the PAIN to be felt by the DUmmies. In fact, this Obama loss could lead to the disintegration of the Democrat party as the Obamites blame the loss of the Obamassiah on Hillary Clinton. And most likely they would not be wrong. Hillary will do EVERYTHING behind the scenes to ensure the defeat of Obama so she can be coronated in 2012. The bitter recriminations will be enormous. Bye-Bye Democrat party. But for now the DUmmies are HAPPY! They look at that photo of the Oregon rally and there is now no doubt in their minds that their beloved Obama will be victorious in November. Freudenschade, baby! So let us now watch the DUmmies again celebrate their pre-victory party in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, whose mind is still fixated on a freebie KINDLE, is in the [brackets]:

75,000 attend Obama rally in Portland!

[Freudenscahde, baby! It's all over! Let us now celebrate the accension of the Obamassiah!!!]

75,000! that tells you something!

[It tells me you will have a very PAINFUL experience in November. Thank you, Hillary!]

They had to take the picture from a distance, didn't want to distress the nation by showing so many "bitter" faces all in one place. . .

[I'm going to enjoy closeup shots of bitter DUmmie faces in November.]

Can you imagine what it must have been like for Obama looking out on that sea of mostly white faces cheering him on to finally get rid of the Bush cabal? Oh, the times they are a'changing. Get hip to it, folks.

[I'm imagining what it will be like looking out on a sea of mostly deranged DUmmie faces melting down in November. Thank you, Hillary!]

I believe thats the same spot where kerry did an appearance last go-round, and people were packed in for blocks around.

[Oh really? And how did Kerry do in November, 2004?]

My husband is at our house in Portland, and he got to watch full coverage on kgw tv. Here in Central Oregon, I got to see it for a few minutes on CNN with the crowd sounds muted by CNN. DH said he really enjoyed hearing Obama speak.

[And was he healed by the Obamassiah?]

well, John Kerry's 2004 rally was estimated at 40-50,000... ...and then the fire marshal started turning people away.

[So the Obamassiah should be as lucky as Kerry was in 2004.]

You know who else used to get those numbers at his rallies? JOHN KERRY IN 2004!!!!!!

[And they will both end up with the same results.]

This is enormous... bigger than any rally for a single individual I have ever heard of. How does this compare to other "huge" rallies in the past? Do any of you know of rallies with more people than this?

[Most any NASCAR race.]

What do you think the Republican leadership does when they hear numbers like that?

[Relax and let Hillary do their work for them.]

Obama will go down in the history books for a whole host of reasons! GOBAMA!!!!!!

[Biggest letdown in history?]

Texas and Indiana were definitely swung by Limbaugh votes. Ohio was a wider margin of win for Hillary, but it appears that at least 5-7 of her points were Limbaugh crossovers. If the Limbaugh crossovers were taken out, Hillary would have won several fewer states, including the pop vote in Texas and Indiana.

[Thank you for acknowledging the SUCCESS of Operation Chaos.]

I am going to have "election" finger food for the two of us here, with our dogs, complete with lattes from our home machine to watch the returns.

[And the November election results will be giving you The Finger.]

They better just close up DC on Inauguration Day !

[Due to disappointed DUmmies running amok.]

It's an Obamopolis! Where Obama goes, cities spring up!

[After November, you will be cooking beans over the fires in your Obamaville hovels.]

We're here, we're clear, we're all out for Obama, get used to it!

[Will it be possible to get used to your temper tantrums in November?]

The Obama campaign has been brilliant in Oregon. And they are going to win big. Big I tell you. Big.

[We have a Rubber Room reserved for you in November.]

Hopefully, the biggest landslide in Presidential election history.

[The landslide loss will be big. Hee! Hee!]

Obama is now the "Presumptive Next President of the United States"

[Along with Presumptive Next President Tom Dewey.]

Not even the pope got that kind of crowd...

[The Pope is running against the Obamassiah?]

This is not a campaign. It's a movement!

[The Annunciation before the Renunciation!]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: barackobama; dummies; hillaryclinton; or2008
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To: wideawake
Volvo-and-granola liberals.

Volvo's aren't the in vehicle for LIBERALS now. More Conservatives are driving them so the LIBERALS are upset that their car of choice is now mainstream. Their new car is any electric or a SCION.

21 posted on 05/19/2008 7:35:51 AM PDT by EagleandLiberty (El Rushbo Tribal name -- RinoHunter Coming Soon - a new CONSERVATIVE PARTY --- www.falconparty.com)
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To: wideawake

For a bit there, I misremembered that the Lenin statue was in Portland, too... but it’s actually in Seattle.

Are those two cities actually different? :)


22 posted on 05/19/2008 7:36:24 AM PDT by MrB (You can't reason people out of a position that they didn't use reason to get into in the first place)
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To: kevkrom

These folks, if they get their way, better get used to wiping with their left hand sans paper.


23 posted on 05/19/2008 7:37:31 AM PDT by MrB (You can't reason people out of a position that they didn't use reason to get into in the first place)
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To: EagleandLiberty

I also heard that lesbos prefer Subarus...
I had one for a while, good car.

If I get another Suby, though, it’ll be a Saab.


24 posted on 05/19/2008 7:38:36 AM PDT by MrB (You can't reason people out of a position that they didn't use reason to get into in the first place)
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To: PJ-Comix
Wait till the Conservatives get these little tid bits out in the mainstream...

Have any of you read the book, Black Power and Black Theology, that is referenced on Obama's church's website as the basis for the entire church's vision statement?

Here are some quotes from that book: "To be black is to be committed to destroying everything this country loves and adores." (page 49).

"The black experience is the feeling one has when he strikes against the enemy of black humanity by throwing a live Molotov cocktail into a white-owned building and watching it go up in flames. We know, of course, that there is more to getting rid of evil than burning buildings, but one must start someplace." (pages 35-37)

"The goal of Black Theology is the destruction of everything white so that black people can be liberated from alien gods." (page 118).

"No black man will ever be good enough in the eyes of white people to merit equality. Therefore, if black people are to have freedom we must take it, with guns if need be." (page 177).

From Trinity United Church of Christ Website - http://www.tucc.org/talking_points.htm paragraph 2...

Talking Points

Dr. Wright’s talking points (3.1.7) for Trinity United Church of Christ its Web site and the Black Value System (in response to Erik Rush’s comments (2.28.07) on the Hannity and Colmes show):

• One of the biggest gaps in knowledge that causes the kind of ignorance that you hear spouted by this man [Erik Rush] and those like him, has to do with the fact that these persons are completely ignorant when it comes to the Black religious tradition. The vision statement of Trinity United Church of Christ is based upon the systematized liberation theology that started in 1969 with the publication of Dr. James Cone’s book, Black Power and Black Theology.

• Black theology is one of the many theologies in the Americas that became popular during the liberation theology movement. They include Hispanic theology, Native American theology, Asian theology and Womanist theology.

25 posted on 05/19/2008 7:39:05 AM PDT by NordP ((Rev Wright ) - Hey, Obama... Looks like YOUR "turrr-key" has come hoooome to ROOOOST!)
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To: wideawake
I thought PJ-Comix wrote the article.

Allow me to restate:

I read the article first for a change. My reading the article kept me out of the legitimate top 10

26 posted on 05/19/2008 7:42:45 AM PDT by NeoCaveman (El Conservo Tribe, tribal name "Avoids Fort Marcy Park". We are so screwed.)
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To: MrB

In the 70s I had a Saab Sonnet. It looks nice but it wasn’t a race car.


27 posted on 05/19/2008 7:46:22 AM PDT by EagleandLiberty (El Rushbo Tribal name -- RinoHunter Coming Soon - a new CONSERVATIVE PARTY --- www.falconparty.com)
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To: PJ-Comix

Post-Election Selection Trauma classes are forming now. Be sure to reserve your spot soon, DUmmies! Space is limited.


28 posted on 05/19/2008 7:46:25 AM PDT by Purrcival (I had to put down my Bible and my gun to post this.)
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To: PJ-Comix
This is enormous... bigger than any rally for a single individual I have ever heard of. How does this compare to other "huge" rallies in the past? Do any of you know of rallies with more people than this?

Uh yeah DUmmie, for 'a guy' named Jesus. Surely you've heard of Him. He had some "Huge" rallies. Then again.. forget I asked.

(just wonderin', did the Antichrist Obama feed 'the multitude', or just steal their souls)

29 posted on 05/19/2008 7:49:39 AM PDT by Condor51 (I have guns in my nightstand because a Cop won't fit)
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To: wideawake; PJ-Comix
Not even the pope got that kind of crowd...


30 posted on 05/19/2008 7:50:35 AM PDT by Purrcival (I had to put down my Bible and my gun to post this.)
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To: PJ-Comix
They better just close up DC on Inauguration Day !

They better just close up Denver on convention day.

31 posted on 05/19/2008 7:50:58 AM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Out of chaos comes comedy.)
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To: NordP
"The black experience is the feeling one has when he strikes against the enemy of black humanity by throwing a live Molotov cocktail into a white-owned building and watching it go up in flames. We know, of course, that there is more to getting rid of evil than burning buildings, but one must start someplace."

"No black man will ever be good enough in the eyes of white people to merit equality. Therefore, if black people are to have freedom we must take it, with guns if need be."

Boy, nice CHRISTIAN views the Trinty United Church of Hate has. Barak, now you said that you didn't know this about your church?

Oh sorry, we aren't suppose to question you on this. Sorrry, I forgot you said we can't ask you about this HATRED.

32 posted on 05/19/2008 7:52:35 AM PDT by EagleandLiberty (El Rushbo Tribal name -- RinoHunter Coming Soon - a new CONSERVATIVE PARTY --- www.falconparty.com)
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To: PJ-Comix

“This is not a campaign. It’s a movement!”

Yep! Bowel movement that is! Spewing crap is the central tenent of the creation of hope for change.


33 posted on 05/19/2008 7:54:00 AM PDT by CSM (Kakistocracy: Government by the least qualified or most unprincipled citizens.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Look at this pic, everyone, and tell me what you DON'T see...

NOT A SINGLE AMERICAN FLAG IN THE CROWD.
Yep, just like J. F'n Kerry's rallies.

34 posted on 05/19/2008 7:54:55 AM PDT by Old Sarge (CTHULHU '08 - I won't settle for a lesser evil any longer!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Speaking of setting someone up for a painful loss. Where has Cindy Sheehand disappeared to?

She fell off the face of the Earth.

I guess she would do more harm than good to the Democrats’ 2008 election strategy.


35 posted on 05/19/2008 7:56:26 AM PDT by weegee (We cant keep our homes on 72 at all times & just expect that other countries are going to say OK -BO)
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To: MrB
Are those two cities actually different? :)

Heh heh.

Well, they're basically the same size with almost the same ethnic and political mix and the same weather.

36 posted on 05/19/2008 7:58:53 AM PDT by wideawake (Why is it that those who call themselves Constitutionalists know the least about the Constitution?)
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To: PJ-Comix
Can you imagine what it must have been like for Obama looking out on that sea of mostly white faces cheering him on to finally get rid of the Bush cabal?

Electing McCain will likewise get rid of the Bush Administration.

Rooster is proclaim that HE makes the sun rise...again.

37 posted on 05/19/2008 7:59:23 AM PDT by weegee (We cant keep our homes on 72 at all times & just expect that other countries are going to say OK -BO)
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To: MrB

Seattle gets more rain. Only difference.


38 posted on 05/19/2008 8:00:20 AM PDT by BruceysMom (taking my half out of the middle.)
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To: PJ-Comix
This is enormous... bigger than any rally for a single individual I have ever heard of. How does this compare to other "huge" rallies in the past? Do any of you know of rallies with more people than this?

This is HUGH! Will the DUmmies be getting in the shower soon? They could use a bath...

39 posted on 05/19/2008 8:00:37 AM PDT by weegee (We cant keep our homes on 72 at all times & just expect that other countries are going to say OK -BO)
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To: PJ-Comix; martin_fierro; Charles Henrickson
Oh, the times they are a'changing. Get hip to it, folks

Actually, it's "HOP to it, folks"...

40 posted on 05/19/2008 8:00:37 AM PDT by mikrofon (Hop'ing for Change)
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