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DUmmie FUnnies 05-06-08 ("HRC's campaign will be 'suspended' on Wednesday or Thursday")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 6, 2008 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 05/06/2008 4:50:03 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

PLEASE MAKE IT END! WE CAN'T TAKE THIS AGONY ANY MORE!!! That is pretty much the theme of this DUmmie THREAD with the hopeful title of, "HRC's campaign will be 'suspended' on Wednesday or Thursday." The biggest nightmare of the DUmmies is that Hillary Clinton will get strong enough wins tonight to continue HAUNTING them all the way to the convention. Oh, and you nervous Nellies out there whining about how Rush Limbaugh via Operation Chaos is going to make Hillary the nominee should start reading these DUFUs. The goal of Operation Chaos is NOT to nominate Hillary. It is to ensure that she keeps on keeping on destroying the Democrat party which is happening beautifully. If not for Operation Chaos, no Rev. Wright problem for Obama who would now be smoothly sailing to his Denver coronation. Instead, we are now witnessing the Democrats tearing themselves apart. So let us now watch the DUmmies wish Hillary would just go away soon in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that Ken Norton has PREDICTED that Hillary would be pulling out tomorrow, is in the [brackets]:

HRC's campaign will be "suspended" on Wednesday or Thursday.

[Ken Norton predicted Wednesday and he has a perfect prediction TRACK RECORD. Hee! Hee!]

She completely blew it with her threats of "nuclear option". This has angered the SD's and even the Clinton-supporting SD doesn't even like what she just did. My feelings is that Daschle, a SD from South Dakota, has been fielding calls - talking to everybody, and sharing the same consensus - if Clinton tries that path (and it has been confirmed that she will), a mass-exodus from "committed" HRC superdelegates will occur by Wednesday, and giving Obama the necessary numbers by Wednesday or Thursday to end HRC's dream. Obama needs about 273 more delegates, and he'll get the half tomorrow, and the rest by Wednesday.

[Nuclear Option meaning seating the Michigan and Florida delegates who will mostly vote for Hillary. That nuclear option explosion will be triggered by Operation Chaos.]

I don't think the Democratic Party will let HRC tear apart the Party if this continues. They will end it this week, if necessary.

[Please destroy the EVIL Hildebeast who is tearing our beloved party apart. Pretty please!]

Dean and Pelosi have their own super-bloc of dedicated (and loyal Democrats) SD's that will place fresh cement into HRC's coffin of her presidential "coronation".

[Hillary will continue to rise from the dead like Michael Myers in a DUmmie nightmare. And now to hear from the rest of the DUmmies wishing real hard for Hillary to go away...]

May 20th... the day Obama goes over 2025.....

[It will happen in the Year 2525...if Man is still alive.]

Hope is a good thing and I am hoping.

[Cross both your fingers, shut your eyes, and lean back while hoping really really hard.]

From you lips to Goddess's ear.

[Gaia is pleased.]

This is a wonderful fantasy...but... Its not gonna happen. The ONLY thing that happens is they get pressured to back off the nuclear option. That's it, and even THAT would be a stretch.

[Hit the trigger on that nuclear option!]

I don't believe ANYONE wants to get blamed for being the 2x4 that finally gets Hillary's attention. It'll be a steady, implacable, daily movement of pledges to Obama. If someone were to arrange a 'bomb' or if Carter or Gore or any other Grand Guru were to slap her upside of her head then they'd be the "Villain" that "stole" Hillary's "good chance" to "win" ... at least in the "minds" of her sycophants. The scenario awaited is that she "decides" for the "good of the party" to acknowledge "the will of the Democratic base" and "support an excellent candidate." They're doing EVERYTHING they can to let Hillary save face. (Whether she has the sense to realize it is questionable.)

[Of course all this is predicated on the belief that Hillary will lose bigtime tonight. Meanwhile Operation Chaos continues. Hee! Hee!]

The party obviously does not want to publicly humiliate Hillary - although she has done everything to deserve it.

[Strange but it looks like Barack Obama is the one who has been publicly humiliated recently with his embarrassing backtrack on Rev. Wright.]

I foresee LOTS of melodrama.

[And fireworks at the Democrat convention!]

Rip the f*cking bandaid off already!!!!!

[Not too frustrated, are you?]

I'm looking forward to hearing HRC's concession speech. That will be sweet. Think she'll cry?

[Obama might cry when he finds out he will have to battle Hillary every inch of the way to the convention.]

And make no mistake. She WILL tear apart the party. I will not vote for anyone who is willing to steal my vote from me and I won't even debate the option. I would not only support a third party candidate for president but down the entire line as I would no longer be a Democrat. That is what Hillary is doing to the party.

[GO HILLARY!!!]

Nope, Hillary will fight all the way to the convention.

[WOO HOO!!!]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: barackobama; dummies; hillaryclinton; operationchaos
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To: PJ-Comix
I'm looking forward to hearing HRC's concession speech.

I'm looking forward to Hillary then entering the Deconcession Chamber.

SHE NEVER DIES!

41 posted on 05/06/2008 6:28:05 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Cry "Chaos!" and let slip the cogs of Rush!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Think she'll cry?

Be careful what you ask for. Crying could win her another primary or two.

42 posted on 05/06/2008 6:29:18 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Cry "Chaos!" and let slip the cogs of Rush!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Nope. . . .


43 posted on 05/06/2008 6:32:49 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Cry "Chaos!" and let slip the cogs of Rush!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Thanks a bunch for the DUmmie Funnies...

Like "a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down"...

a daily chuckle ... not only keeps me current... but stops the engrams I get from even reading headlines about Obamesiah and Hildabeast.

44 posted on 05/06/2008 6:40:34 AM PDT by xtinct (I was the next door neighbor kid's imaginary friend.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Hillary LAUGHS at your puny 2x4s! The Tigress of Tuzla has stared down SNIPERS!

LOL! Thanks for the morning laugh. I rarely get a chance to thank freepers for brightening my day, but you, sir, deserve a serious High Five.

45 posted on 05/06/2008 6:40:49 AM PDT by Paradox (Politics: The art of convincing the populace that your delusions are superior to others.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Hillary will fight all the way to the convention.

The Tigress of Tuzla, the Destroyer of Denver!

46 posted on 05/06/2008 6:45:26 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Cry "Chaos!" and let slip the cogs of Rush!)
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To: PJ-Comix
"They will end it this week, if necessary."

THEY? Hmmm...I thought Demoratchiks wanted the people to decide through the voting process. This DUmmie isn't talking about manipulating the outcome of an election, right? I mean...THEY wouldn't cheat to get rid of a candidate, right? I thought that type of thing was reserved for elections involving a Republican contender.

BWAHAHAHahahahahaha

47 posted on 05/06/2008 6:46:33 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel
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To: PJ-Comix

OMG! This is too classic. THANK YOU OPERATION CHAOS!

Either the black dems are going to storm Denver if Hillary is given the nomination or Michigan and Florida dems are going to storm Denver if their delegates are not seated.

I NEED A BIG BAG OF POPCORN!


48 posted on 05/06/2008 6:47:40 AM PDT by Eagle of Liberty (Ownership, Individuality, Freedom, Responsibility - The Backbone of Conservatism)
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To: PJ-Comix
  • HRC's campaign will be "suspended" on Wednesday or Thursday.
  • May 20th... the day Obama goes over 2025.....

Are those 'Business Calender Days' or actual days?
After the Karl Rove Indicted fiasco these DUmmies should clarify that whenever they mention 'time'.

Which reminds me, where is Wee Willie Pitt? Drunk and passed out on the floor I presume. :-)

49 posted on 05/06/2008 6:50:00 AM PDT by Condor51 (I have guns in my nightstand because a Cop won't fit)
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To: PJ-Comix
Okay. Okay. I've been a Nervous Nellie--warning everybody that Op. Chaos could backfire. Okay. Okay. Maybe I was wrong. Even I am not right 100% of the time--99.999999999%, but not 100. I hope Rush is right. We do need to keep the Democrats' internecine warfare going. Not only have they battered and bloodied each other and caused some noisy skeletons to come rattling out of the closet, but they have also spent lots of money fighting each other. Let's keep it going!
50 posted on 05/06/2008 6:52:05 AM PDT by Savage Beast ("History is not just cruel. It is witty." ~Charles Krauthammer)
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To: Condor51; PJ-Comix; Paul Heinzman; franksolich
where is Wee Willie Pitt?

Bitter, clinging to F-bombs and barstools.

51 posted on 05/06/2008 6:52:57 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Cry "Chaos!" and let slip the cogs of Rush!)
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To: Arrowhead1952

“That is what Operation Chaos is doing to the party.”

My Dad is in Indiana. He wanted to vote for Hillary but it wouldn’t be taken well at all considering he is an official in the Republican party.

I did get him an Operation Chaos shirt, though.


52 posted on 05/06/2008 7:03:16 AM PDT by imskylark
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To: imskylark
I did get him an Operation Chaos shirt, though.

There you go! BRAVO!


53 posted on 05/06/2008 7:10:01 AM PDT by Eagle of Liberty (Ownership, Individuality, Freedom, Responsibility - The Backbone of Conservatism)
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To: Charles Henrickson
where is Wee Willie Pitt? -- Bitter, clinging to F-bombs and barstools.

Poor Pitt.
Fat, drunk, and STOO-PID is no way to go through life. :-)

54 posted on 05/06/2008 7:18:32 AM PDT by Condor51 (I have guns in my nightstand because a Cop won't fit)
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To: Charles Henrickson; Condor51; PJ-Comix; franksolich

Pitt’s neutrality is quite stunning, even for a suck-up of his caliber. We’re coming up on the anniversery of the Rove indictment, wow. Has it really been two years? It seems like it was just twenty four business hours ago.


55 posted on 05/06/2008 7:24:07 AM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Out of chaos comes comedy.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I foresee LOTS of melodrama

I foresee lots of mellow DUmmies (temporarily) on their meds after realizing that Hillary's still in the race...

56 posted on 05/06/2008 7:32:51 AM PDT by mikrofon (Let CHAOS Reign)
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To: Paul Heinzman
Pitt fears taking sides because he still doesn't know who will be nominated in the end and has hopes of joining the winning team. Of course, no candidate wants to be associated with Pitt but he is still living in the world of unreality. BTW, Pitt did declare that he was a strong Edwards supporter but ONLY after the Breck Girl dropped out.

Right now Pitt's posts have NOTHING to do with the current political scene. As a result, no DUFUs of Pitt.

57 posted on 05/06/2008 7:35:40 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List ---The BIGGEST on the FR!!!)
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To: mikrofon; PJ-Comix; Paul Heinzman
Let CHAOS Reign

Let the waters be muddied and the Democrats bloodied!

58 posted on 05/06/2008 7:47:31 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Cry "Chaos!" and let slip the cogs of Rush!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Right now Pitt's posts have NOTHING to do with the current political scene. As a result, no DUFUs of Pitt.

What, a Whip Inflation Now button isn't current enough?

59 posted on 05/06/2008 8:06:29 AM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Out of chaos comes comedy.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
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60 posted on 05/06/2008 8:07:30 AM PDT by pillut48 (CJ in TX --Soccer Mom and proud Rush Conservative with no dog in the presidential race now *sigh*)
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