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DUmmie FUnnies 05-06-08 ("HRC's campaign will be 'suspended' on Wednesday or Thursday")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 6, 2008 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 05/06/2008 4:50:03 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

PLEASE MAKE IT END! WE CAN'T TAKE THIS AGONY ANY MORE!!! That is pretty much the theme of this DUmmie THREAD with the hopeful title of, "HRC's campaign will be 'suspended' on Wednesday or Thursday." The biggest nightmare of the DUmmies is that Hillary Clinton will get strong enough wins tonight to continue HAUNTING them all the way to the convention. Oh, and you nervous Nellies out there whining about how Rush Limbaugh via Operation Chaos is going to make Hillary the nominee should start reading these DUFUs. The goal of Operation Chaos is NOT to nominate Hillary. It is to ensure that she keeps on keeping on destroying the Democrat party which is happening beautifully. If not for Operation Chaos, no Rev. Wright problem for Obama who would now be smoothly sailing to his Denver coronation. Instead, we are now witnessing the Democrats tearing themselves apart. So let us now watch the DUmmies wish Hillary would just go away soon in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that Ken Norton has PREDICTED that Hillary would be pulling out tomorrow, is in the [brackets]:

HRC's campaign will be "suspended" on Wednesday or Thursday.

[Ken Norton predicted Wednesday and he has a perfect prediction TRACK RECORD. Hee! Hee!]

She completely blew it with her threats of "nuclear option". This has angered the SD's and even the Clinton-supporting SD doesn't even like what she just did. My feelings is that Daschle, a SD from South Dakota, has been fielding calls - talking to everybody, and sharing the same consensus - if Clinton tries that path (and it has been confirmed that she will), a mass-exodus from "committed" HRC superdelegates will occur by Wednesday, and giving Obama the necessary numbers by Wednesday or Thursday to end HRC's dream. Obama needs about 273 more delegates, and he'll get the half tomorrow, and the rest by Wednesday.

[Nuclear Option meaning seating the Michigan and Florida delegates who will mostly vote for Hillary. That nuclear option explosion will be triggered by Operation Chaos.]

I don't think the Democratic Party will let HRC tear apart the Party if this continues. They will end it this week, if necessary.

[Please destroy the EVIL Hildebeast who is tearing our beloved party apart. Pretty please!]

Dean and Pelosi have their own super-bloc of dedicated (and loyal Democrats) SD's that will place fresh cement into HRC's coffin of her presidential "coronation".

[Hillary will continue to rise from the dead like Michael Myers in a DUmmie nightmare. And now to hear from the rest of the DUmmies wishing real hard for Hillary to go away...]

May 20th... the day Obama goes over 2025.....

[It will happen in the Year 2525...if Man is still alive.]

Hope is a good thing and I am hoping.

[Cross both your fingers, shut your eyes, and lean back while hoping really really hard.]

From you lips to Goddess's ear.

[Gaia is pleased.]

This is a wonderful fantasy...but... Its not gonna happen. The ONLY thing that happens is they get pressured to back off the nuclear option. That's it, and even THAT would be a stretch.

[Hit the trigger on that nuclear option!]

I don't believe ANYONE wants to get blamed for being the 2x4 that finally gets Hillary's attention. It'll be a steady, implacable, daily movement of pledges to Obama. If someone were to arrange a 'bomb' or if Carter or Gore or any other Grand Guru were to slap her upside of her head then they'd be the "Villain" that "stole" Hillary's "good chance" to "win" ... at least in the "minds" of her sycophants. The scenario awaited is that she "decides" for the "good of the party" to acknowledge "the will of the Democratic base" and "support an excellent candidate." They're doing EVERYTHING they can to let Hillary save face. (Whether she has the sense to realize it is questionable.)

[Of course all this is predicated on the belief that Hillary will lose bigtime tonight. Meanwhile Operation Chaos continues. Hee! Hee!]

The party obviously does not want to publicly humiliate Hillary - although she has done everything to deserve it.

[Strange but it looks like Barack Obama is the one who has been publicly humiliated recently with his embarrassing backtrack on Rev. Wright.]

I foresee LOTS of melodrama.

[And fireworks at the Democrat convention!]

Rip the f*cking bandaid off already!!!!!

[Not too frustrated, are you?]

I'm looking forward to hearing HRC's concession speech. That will be sweet. Think she'll cry?

[Obama might cry when he finds out he will have to battle Hillary every inch of the way to the convention.]

And make no mistake. She WILL tear apart the party. I will not vote for anyone who is willing to steal my vote from me and I won't even debate the option. I would not only support a third party candidate for president but down the entire line as I would no longer be a Democrat. That is what Hillary is doing to the party.

[GO HILLARY!!!]

Nope, Hillary will fight all the way to the convention.

[WOO HOO!!!]


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KEYWORDS: barackobama; dummies; hillaryclinton; operationchaos
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Remember, everybody, Ken Norton has predicted that Obama would win Indiana by 5 points and North Carolina by 15 points. Also he predicted that Hillary would be pulling out of the race tomorrow.

1 posted on 05/06/2008 4:50:03 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


2 posted on 05/06/2008 4:52:36 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List ---The BIGGEST on the FR!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Top 24 Business Posts!


3 posted on 05/06/2008 4:55:30 AM PDT by GOP_Raider (Maybe next year...I guess...Let's Go Sharks!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Dude... dude. You don't put the word "PREDICTION" someplace up there, prominently... you are gonna freak out the entire SITE -- !!! ;)
4 posted on 05/06/2008 4:57:20 AM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle (If McCain really CAN "win without conservatives," then why do you care if I vote for him or not?)
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To: PJ-Comix
If Hillary were to suspend her campaign it would be a good move on her part. Obama would start falling in all the polls against McCain and Hillary could come in like Frank Lautenberg at the last moment, with name recognition and no time to tear her down and steal the whole thing.

I personally do not think she would win even in that scenario but I do think the Dems would try it.

5 posted on 05/06/2008 4:58:43 AM PDT by normy (Don't take it personally, just take it seriously.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Dear Democrats:

Apparently you are finding out what we on the GOP knew for eight years...the Clintons are liers, adulterers, cheats, lawyers, and immoral bastards. I'll bet you are shocked and amazed to find this out.

Haw-haw! You've been b#ned! Better put some ice on that!

6 posted on 05/06/2008 4:59:50 AM PDT by 50sDad (OBAMA: In your heart you know he's Wright.)
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To: 50sDad

Cool tag line. ;)


7 posted on 05/06/2008 5:00:55 AM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle (If McCain really CAN "win without conservatives," then why do you care if I vote for him or not?)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

Had to make the nervous Nellies biting their fingernails over Hillary happy.


8 posted on 05/06/2008 5:02:54 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List ---The BIGGEST on the FR!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix
My feelings is

Oh, yeah. Here's an intellect to be admired and heeded, by golly. ;)

9 posted on 05/06/2008 5:04:16 AM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle (If McCain really CAN "win without conservatives," then why do you care if I vote for him or not?)
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To: PJ-Comix
Had to make the nervous Nellies biting their fingernails over Hillary happy.

As always, I bow to your infinitely greater wisdom. ;)

10 posted on 05/06/2008 5:05:14 AM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle (If McCain really CAN "win without conservatives," then why do you care if I vote for him or not?)
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Top 10 and back to read!


11 posted on 05/06/2008 5:05:20 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Typical white person, bitter, religious, gun owner, who will "Just say No to BO (or HRC).")
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To: 50sDad; All

Great, GREAT posting P.J...:)

12 posted on 05/06/2008 5:08:19 AM PDT by rlmorel (Clinging bitterly to Guns and God in Massachusetts...:)
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I don't think the Democratic Party will let HRC tear apart the Party if this continues. They will end it this week, if necessary.

[Please destroy the EVIL Hildebeast who is tearing our beloved party apart. Pretty please!]

AH, but you don't realize the power of clinton INC.


And make no mistake. She WILL tear apart the party. I will not vote for anyone who is willing to steal my vote from me and I won't even debate the option. I would not only support a third party candidate for president but down the entire line as I would no longer be a Democrat. That is what Hillary is doing to the party.

[GO HILLARY!!!]

That is what Operation Chaos is doing to the party.

[GO Rush!!]

13 posted on 05/06/2008 5:12:53 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Typical white person, bitter, religious, gun owner, who will "Just say No to BO (or HRC).")
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To: PJ-Comix
May 20th... the day Obama goes over 2025 disowns his grandma.....

There, fixed it!

14 posted on 05/06/2008 5:13:34 AM PDT by bcsco (To heck with a third party. We need a second one....)
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To: PJ-Comix
HDope is a good thing and I am hDoping.

The "D" key must have been sticking.

15 posted on 05/06/2008 5:16:05 AM PDT by bcsco (To heck with a third party. We need a second one....)
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To: PJ-Comix
[Nuclear Option meaning seating the Michigan and Florida delegates who will mostly vote for Hillary...]

Whatever happened to 'Every vote must count'? Oh, right, that's only when it would benefit DUmmies.

16 posted on 05/06/2008 5:19:59 AM PDT by bcsco (To heck with a third party. We need a second one....)
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To: PJ-Comix
The goal of Operation Chaos is NOT to nominate Hillary. It is to ensure that she keeps on keeping on destroying the Democrat party which is happening beautifully. If not for Operation Chaos, no Rev. Wright problem for Obama who would now be smoothly sailing to his Denver coronation. Instead, we are now witnessing the Democrats tearing themselves apart.

THE CHAOS CONTINUES! Click the tune link and sing along!

INFILTRATOR (The Operation Chaos Song)
Tune: "Operator"

Infiltrator
Run the Operation
Operation
Causing long Chaos
Long Chaos
Until Denver

Infiltrator
Operation
Give 'em Chaos all the time
Infiltrator
Operation
I like to sneak in and hear 'em whine
Oh, Rush is our Commander
Limbaugh is his name
Denver is the target
Chaos is the aim
Infiltrator
Operation
Let's give 'em Chaos all the time

Infiltrator
Operation
Won't you tell me why the Dems are takin' so long
Infiltrator
Operation
Don't try to tell me it's nothin' at all
Obama had the numbers
And Hillary's were small
But since we started Chaos
It's been a bloody brawl
Infiltrator
Operation
Let's give 'em Chaos all the time

Infiltrator
Operation
We're provin' that we can
Infiltrator
Operation
We're just mind-numbed robots with a plan
Don't worry 'bout the party
I can switch it back
Just give me a prim'ry ballot
I'm votin' Democrat
Infiltrator
Operation
Let's give 'em Chaos all the time

Let's give 'em Chaos all the time
Won't you please give 'em Chaos
Give 'em Chaos all the time

17 posted on 05/06/2008 5:29:57 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The wag tailoring the doggerel)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Chaos Poll Report from the Hoosier State: I got to the polling station about 6:05 and there was a short line but it moved quickly. I got to the check-in table and showed my Indiana driver’s license, signed in and checked the “D” box. The guy passing out Party cards already had a Republican card in his hand and tried to hand it to me.

He gave me the dumbest look when I asked for a Democrat one. I guess I looked like a Republican poster child. Navy suit, black ostrich boots, Ravenclaw striped tie and Oakley sunglasses.

Went to the voting machine and touch-screened for the Muslim half-breed. Both of the candidates were in River City yesterday. Obama crashed a union hall breakfast and the Wicked Witch of the East was at Central High.

In and out in 17 minutes.

18 posted on 05/06/2008 5:33:08 AM PDT by CholeraJoe (I follow the Last Time Lord)
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To: PJ-Comix
The goal of Operation Chaos is NOT to nominate Hillary. It is to ensure that she keeps on keeping on destroying the Democrat party which is happening beautifully.

Cry "Chaos!" and let slip the cogs of Rush!

19 posted on 05/06/2008 5:34:23 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (THE CHAOS CONTINUES!)
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To: CholeraJoe
Chaos Poll Report from the Hoosier State: I got to the polling station about 6:05. . . .

Is that Eastern Daylight Time, Eastern Standard Time, Central Standard Time, Central Eastern Twilight Time (in the western half of the state, for four months of the year) or what? One can never tell in Indiana.

20 posted on 05/06/2008 5:39:10 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (THE CHAOS CONTINUES!)
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