Posted on 05/05/2008 8:12:21 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
It is now late on Sinko de Demo, the eve of the latest phase of Operation Chaos. Operatives in Indiana and North Carolina are, at this moment, synchronizing their watches (especially important in Indiana) and awaiting final instructions from Commander Rush. WE MARCH AT DAWN!
Meanwhile, the DUmmies, KOmmies, and HUffies are nervously downing their anti-depressants, fearing the likely outcome of Tuesday's tallies: THE CHAOS CONTINUES!
PJ will probably have another DUFU here soon, with a DUmmie/KOmmie/HUffie thread bemoaning the endless headache that is the Democrat race. But to whet your appetite, you can start singing this brand new Operation Chaos song, written by yours truly, Charles Henrickson, the wag tailoring the doggerel. Click the tune link and sing along!
INFILTRATOR (The Operation Chaos Song)
Tune: "Operator"
Infiltrator
Run the Operation
Operation
Causing long Chaos
Long Chaos
Until Denver
Infiltrator
Operation
Give 'em Chaos all the time
Infiltrator
Operation
I like to sneak in and hear 'em whine
Oh, Rush is our Commander
Limbaugh is his name
Denver is the target
Chaos is the aim
Infiltrator
Operation
Let's give 'em Chaos all the time
Infiltrator
Operation
Won't you tell me why the Dems are takin' so long
Infiltrator
Operation
Don't try to tell me it's nothin' at all
Obama had the numbers
And Hillary's were small
But since we started Chaos
It's been a bloody brawl
Infiltrator
Operation
Let's give 'em Chaos all the time
Infiltrator
Operation
We're provin' that we can
Infiltrator
Operation
We're just mind-numbed robots with a plan
Don't worry 'bout the party
I can switch it back
Just give me a prim'ry ballot
I'm votin' Democrat
Infiltrator
Operation
Let's give 'em Chaos all the time
Let's give 'em Chaos all the time
Won't you please give 'em Chaos
Give 'em Chaos all the time
PING!
Sudden influx of rabid, know-nothing Rush-bashers in five... four... three... two... ;)
NC will fall.
(I hope)
5!
To Indiana Chaos operatives: Don’t let the RATs and poll workers intimidate you. And good luck to you tarheels, too! Keep chaos alive!
The way I see it--whatever the extent to which Rush's Operation Chaos is a factor--the longer the waters are muddied and the Democrats are bloodied, that's a good thing!
Top ten!
This Hoosier operative is ready for the mission. The countdown has begun.
Make sure you synchronize your watch! No one knows what time it is in Indiana!
I think I once compared you to Dr. Tom Leher. I’d never denigrate Dr. Leher, but you are FUnnier.
Into the top 20 like Mark Martin zooming across the line at the Dam Lowry 300!
...when General Rushnacio Limbagoza leads the Chaotistas to victory over the enemy at the Battle of DUebla.
Delightful. You have a wonderful touch with the English language.
I prefer jellybeans.
Ready for action in the Tarheel state!
Let Chaos Reign !
Best laugh line of the night, bud...and deadly accurate.
On the other hand, however: I do think "tri-state killing spree" is such a harsh, judgmental term, don't you...? ;)
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