Here's a shriveller from the Senate.
Posted on 04/28/2008 4:19:43 PM PDT by John Semmens
Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev.) professes that “the consequences of America’s over commitment in Iraq are far broader and more insidious than Republicans will admit.”
As a case in point, Reid cited the recent riots in the Congo. “While our resources have been sapped fighting a foolish war we didn’t need to start, greater evils are being perpetrated around the globe,” Reid said. “In the Congo, the forces of darkness have conspired to shrivel the penises of countless innocent men.”
A wave of panic and attempted lynchings led police in Congo to arrest 13 suspected sorcerers for using black magic to shrink men's penises.
Reid warned against a complacency of “thinking it can’t happen here,” alleging that his “discreet observations in the senate restroom give me cause for concern.”
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theres usually a little truth in satire. that being said, rofl!
If the forces of darkness are about shriveling penises, then why are there still so many Democratic men around?
I never knew Harry Reid was the Senator (D - Congo)! ;)
Here's a shriveller from the Senate.
The phallic snatchers will be at the ‘Rat love-in in Denver. LMAO.
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