Posted on 04/24/2008 7:34:43 AM PDT by SvenWaring
“What’s that?” asked little Johnson Benson as he stared in wild-eyed amazement at the streams of cars traveling on I-99 toward State College.
“They’re called commuters and they’re going to work,” replies his mother, Madine Selkers.
“Work? What’s that mommy?” Johnson said, raising his eyebrows.
“It’s a way for other people to enable my substance abuse, as well as provide us with a lifestyle of relative ease and border-line criminal behavior,” Selkers said. “These people owe us a living, Johnson, and you should avoid them.”
Today, thousands of Welfare mothers, mainly in Blair County and Bellefonte, will keep their children home from special education classes to teach them respect for mom’s commitment to permanent unemployment.
(Excerpt) Read more at dotpenn.com ...
Dang, that site’s brutal.
Thanks!!
Funny! And thought provoking. Maybe that’s why . . .
This is hardly satire. It illustrates most of the welfare trash that I see at the ER every work day.
I’m convinced that welfare has been planned by the dhimms to create a permanent underclass of uneducated, overweight low-lifes whose only purpose is to create more of themselves and, of course, vote dhimmiecrat if they can get up early enough to make it to the polling place (most of which close at 8:00PM and no, I’m not kidding).
I usually do not resort to referring to people as "trash", but these types give trash a bad name...my apologies to garbage dumps all around the country.
is this a joke?
Trust me. Our local trailer parks are full of people like this. They have become conditioned to expect handouts from others. They consider it their “job”.
I have been amazed at people’s inability to survive.
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