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DUmmie FUnnies 04-22-08 (DUmmies Celebrate Obama PA Primary Victory)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 22, 2008 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 04/22/2008 7:09:39 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

Freudenschade, baby! Break out the victory champagne. Obama has already won the Pennsylvania primary. Yes, the DUmmies are already celebrating the victory that is yet to happen. In fact, the actual election results are a mere technicality since the DUmmies have a poll showing that Barack will win. Yes, celebrate my little DUmmies. Guzzle down that Freudenschade brand of champagne. Finally Hillary can be put away permanently, never to come back slashing at Obama like Michael Myers. You can join the DUmmie victory celebration in progress at this THREAD titled, "Obama 49/Clinton 46-Public Policy Polling-Final PA (Most Accurate This Election Cycle)." So let us now watch the DUmmies pop the corks on their champagne bottles in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering if there will be a serving of crow during the post-election celebrations, is in the [brackets]:

[UPDATE: I just talked to Ken Norton on the phone and he predicts that Hillary will drop out of the race in a couple of weeks. His predictions have been 100% consistent as you can see in THE KEN NORTON EFFECT.]

Obama 49/Clinton 46-Public Policy Polling-Final PA (Most Accurate This Election Cycle)

[No need to wait for the election results. It's a done deal!]

Public Policy Polling, the most accurate pollster this election cycle, has released their final poll for Pennsylvania: they are projecting

Obama 49

Clinton 46

[Freudenschade, baby!]

Wow. I guess we'll wait and see.

[Why wait? It's a done deal. Start celebrating the Obama victory NOW!]

That would be superb. The final nail in the Hillary coffin.

[Michael Myers will finally be put to rest.]

need to silver the eyes, pour salt in the mouth.. shes a monster after all

[Sleep well, my little DUmmie. Michael Myers will never rise again.]

I thought it was wooden stake through the heart... garlic stuffed in her mouth, head cut off to make sure she stays dead.

[Extra special effort to make sure Michael Myers remains permanently down.]

Be still my heart! I have been bracing for a single digit win for Clinton--and all of the insane spinning from her campaign in the aftermath. I have been guarded about optimistic predictions of an outright win by Obama. Damn...do I dare to hope that this pollster will prove to be correct again?

[Dare away, my little DUmmie!]

I can't take more Rovian attacks from a fellow "Democrat" much longer.

[DUmmieland is going to be really FUn to watch starting tomorrow!]

I am an Obama supporter but Ed Rendell the Governor here is putting his political machine behind Hillary. I think she will get enough votes from this to beat Obama by 5-10%.

[KILLJOY!!!]

PPP or SUSA? Battle of the Polls!!! One of them is wrong...

[Said the DUmmie biting his nails. The ironic thing here is that Obama could have put Hillary away for good in New Hampshire but too many DUmmies refrained from voting for "sure thing" Obama in favor of voting for McCain in the primary. This caused Hillary to win and breath new life into the political Michael Myers who continues to haunt them to this day. Hee! Hee!]

Their number of undecided is the smallest comparing to other polls

[Microanalyzed the nervous DUmmie.

Tomorrow can't come quickly enough.

[Lean back, my little DUmmie, and take a good whiff of this nitrous oxide so you can wake up on the other side of this election without waiting.]

It will be a double digit victory, and Obama will NOT get more than 37-44%

[OUCH! That is more than enough for Michael Myers to leap up from the dead.]

I hope you show up tomorrow night.

[For the Freudenschade victory party.]

We gonna "throw-down" in the parking lot.

[We gonna "throw-up" in the parking lot.]

Can it be by Wednesday morning we will have a nominee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I pray it is so!!!!!!!

[Oh Lord, deliver us from the wrath of Michael Myers.]

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LET THIS BE OVER 48 HOURS FROM NOW

[Begged the DUmmie channeling the soul of James Brown...PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE!]

Wow - if he wins PA, I might get religion.

[That means you would have to worship the goddess Gaia daily.]

Clinton has blown yet another double-digit lead I see. And this is reason #1 why she would be a lousy nominee for our party. But since there is no way in hell she will be the nominee, I can continue to sleep soundly at night.

[Pay no attention to Michael Myers peering in at you through your bedroom window.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: barackobama; dummies; hillaryclinton; pennsylvaniaprimary
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And speaking about the political campaign, you can see the latest jokes on this topic in today's NewsBusted.
1 posted on 04/22/2008 7:09:39 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix

IB4TP!


2 posted on 04/22/2008 7:10:19 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (1)
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To: PJ-Comix

But have the DUmmies forgot, it is all controlled by Diebold.....


3 posted on 04/22/2008 7:11:45 AM PDT by Always Right (Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?)
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


4 posted on 04/22/2008 7:11:48 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List ---The BIGGEST on the FR!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix

IB4TP!


5 posted on 04/22/2008 7:11:51 AM PDT by EarthBound (Ex Deo,gratia. Ex astris,scientia (Who the hell do I vote for now?))
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To: PJ-Comix; Charles Henrickson

Curses! 3 seconds... Was almost in company with Charles!


6 posted on 04/22/2008 7:12:29 AM PDT by EarthBound (Ex Deo,gratia. Ex astris,scientia (Who the hell do I vote for now?))
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To: Always Right
But have the DUmmies forgot, it is all controlled by Diebold.....

They'll remember it as soon as they get a result they didn't want.

Best case scenario: Clinton wins, but by a small margin -- it prolongs the "Operation Chaos" while still weakening Hillary in case she should manage to steal the nomination.

7 posted on 04/22/2008 7:16:55 AM PDT by kevkrom (2-D fantasy artists wanted: http://faxcelestis.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=11&t=213)
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To: Always Right

Oh..believe me..They will trot that one out again.


8 posted on 04/22/2008 7:17:24 AM PDT by MEG33 (God Bless Our Military)
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To: PJ-Comix

top 10 and back to read.


9 posted on 04/22/2008 7:19:40 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Typical white person, bitter, religious, gun owner, who will "Just say No to BO (or HRC).")
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To: PJ-Comix

Let the games begin!


10 posted on 04/22/2008 7:21:53 AM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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The final nail in the Hillary coffin. . . . silver the eyes, pour salt in the mouth. . . . wooden stake through the heart. . . .

The Undead:


11 posted on 04/22/2008 7:22:53 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Democratic Undead.)
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I can't vote in the Primary but it will be fun seeing the DUmmies melt down in the streets here. I've been noticing an increase of pot smoke wafting through my window since yesterday.

When will we know the results?

12 posted on 04/22/2008 7:23:34 AM PDT by varyouga ("Rove is some mysterious God of politics & mind control" - DU 10-24-06)
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To: PJ-Comix
garlic stuffed in her mouth, head cut off to make sure she stays dead.

Actually, garlic-nosed white Italians might help her stay alive.

13 posted on 04/22/2008 7:24:52 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Democratic Undead.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Top 10 Business Posts.


14 posted on 04/22/2008 7:25:30 AM PDT by NeoCaveman (El Conservo Tribe, tribal name "Avoids Fort Marcy Park" Watching the Rat Fight. typical white person)
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To: PJ-Comix

Better stock up on the popcorn early - this is going to be a FUn day!!!


15 posted on 04/22/2008 7:25:52 AM PDT by rock_lobsta (Not Your Ordinary Crustacean.)
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I can't take more Rovian attacks from a fellow "Democrat" much longer.

Hillary Rovian Clinton.

16 posted on 04/22/2008 7:26:51 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Democratic Undead.)
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But, but, but, this Sunday DUFU thread has something totally different.

DUmmie FUnnies 04-20-08 (The Ken Norton Effect)

17 posted on 04/22/2008 7:27:49 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Typical white person, bitter, religious, gun owner, who will "Just say No to BO (or HRC).")
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I can't take more Rovian attacks from a fellow "Democrat" much longer.

FOUR MORE MONTHS! FOUR MORE MONTHS!

18 posted on 04/22/2008 7:28:15 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Democratic Undead.)
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PPP or SUSA?

Pied Piper Pitt, or Sloshed Useless SA-ist?

19 posted on 04/22/2008 7:34:02 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Democratic Undead.)
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Battle of the Polls!!!

The only poll that matters is the exit poll. If there is an early exit poll showing Barry in the lead, and then Hillary ends up winning the actual "election," you will know that it was RIGGED! Diebold strikes again!

VOTER-VERIFIED PAPER BALLOTS! DU IT FOR ANDY!!

20 posted on 04/22/2008 7:39:44 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Democratic Undead.)
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