[PJ-Comix]

And speaking about the political campaign, you can see the latest jokes on this topic in today's NewsBusted.

[Charles Henrickson]

IB4TP!

[Always Right]

But have the DUmmies forgot, it is all controlled by Diebold.....

[EarthBound]

IB4TP!

[Army Air Corps]

Let the games begin!

[Charles Henrickson]

The final nail in the Hillary coffin. . . . silver the eyes, pour salt in the mouth. . . . wooden stake through the heart. . . .

The Undead:

[varyouga]

I can't vote in the Primary but it will be fun seeing the DUmmies melt down in the streets here. I've been noticing an increase of pot smoke wafting through my window since yesterday.

When will we know the results?

[Charles Henrickson]

garlic stuffed in her mouth, head cut off to make sure she stays dead.

Actually, garlic-nosed white Italians might help her stay alive.

[rock_lobsta]

Better stock up on the popcorn early - this is going to be a FUn day!!!

[Charles Henrickson]

I can't take more Rovian attacks from a fellow "Democrat" much longer.

Hillary Rovian Clinton.

[Charles Henrickson]

I can't take more Rovian attacks from a fellow "Democrat" much longer.

FOUR MORE MONTHS! FOUR MORE MONTHS!

[Charles Henrickson]

PPP or SUSA?

Pied Piper Pitt, or Sloshed Useless SA-ist?

[Charles Henrickson]

Battle of the Polls!!!

The only poll that matters is the exit poll. If there is an early exit poll showing Barry in the lead, and then Hillary ends up winning the actual "election," you will know that it was RIGGED! Diebold strikes again!

VOTER-VERIFIED PAPER BALLOTS! DU IT FOR ANDY!!

[mplsconservative]

I popped over to the DUmmie thread and one of the DUmmies points out the fact that this poll is from mid-February. Kind of old news to get all excited over, one would think.

That’s right. DUmmies don’t think, they just feeeeel.

[Charles Henrickson]

Tomorrow can't come quickly enough.

FOUR MORE MONTHS! FOUR MORE MONTHS!

[Charles Henrickson]

Can it be by Wednesday morning we will have a nominee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I pray it is so!!!!!!!

O Gaia, we implore Thee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Charles Henrickson]

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LET THIS BE OVER 48 HOURS FROM NOW

FOUR MORE MONTHS! FOUR MORE MONTHS!

[TexasCajun]

Hillary's battling the Vast Left-Wing Conspiracy!

From the DUmmies, to the Kosnuts, to the Move-oners, to Big Media pundits like Chris "Wet-Leg" Matthews and Keith "Moonbat" Olbermann.

[Charles Henrickson]

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LET THIS BE OVER 48 HOURS FROM NOW

The good news: It WILL be over 48 hours from now.

The bad news: They're BUSINESS hours!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[Charles Henrickson]

Wow - if he wins PA, I might get religion.

You must be bitter.

[Charles Henrickson]

Wow - if he wins PA, I might get religion.

The question is, WWATBWRGTPD? What Will All Those Bitter White Religious Gun-Toting Pennsylvanians Do?

MY BITTER TOWN
Tune: "My Little Town" Original

In my little town
We grow up by clingin'
To God and the gun on the wall
And we welcome strangers warmly
If they bear a likeness to us all
Angry and small
My bitter town

Comin' home from the Klan
Burnin' a cross on the lawns
Of the immigrants
Our town holdin' a rally
Wearin' our sheets
With the pointy hats

We take off our robes
For the square dance
And none of the dancers are black
It's not that the dancers aren't square
It's just a pigmentation we lack
Everyone's a redneck
In my bitter town

Nothin' but some av'rage whites
Here in my bitter town
Nothin' but some av'rage whites
Here in my bitter town

In my bitter town
I never vote Democrat
I'm just a Republican
Drivin' my pick-up
Pickin' a brick up
Typical right-winger
See me clingin' to my gun

Seein' nothin' but some av'rage whites
Here in my bitter town
Nothin' but some av'rage whites
Here in my bitter town
Nothin' but some av'rage whites
Here in my bitter town . . .