Texas Man Has Surgery To Join Republican Party

Counterjab ^ | April 18, 2008 | Chris Davis

[writer33]

Satire ping!

[shibumi]

In related news, Democrats wishing to “cross-over” to join Republican ranks have been ungoing procedures to reposition their heads back to a position above the shoulders from their normal resting place betweem the glutes.

[shibumi]

SORRY!

Here’s an “n”.

I’ll take back the extra “m”.

(That’ll teach me to use the chellspecker!)

[writer33]

Thanks for reading. I appreciate it.

[shibumi]

.....and here’s the missing “der”.

(At least my errors keep bttt!)

[writer33]

:-)

[chasio649]

LOL

[Secret Agent Man]

Well he certainly could not have been a democrat man with such huge testicles. They geld all their men first.

[DieHard the Hunter]

And people say that you Yanks don’t have keen a sense of humor! This is American satire at its finest.

[Liberty Valance]

“Chris was adamant in keeping at least some of his testicles,” said Dr. Balzack. “He reminded me that he didn’t want to join the Democratic Party.”

[shibumi]

To paraphrase Tommy Lee Jones:

“We here in America have no sense of humor that we’re aware of.”

I, myself, being a first generation American, was born with a vestigial sense of humor, thanks to my father, who emigrated here from Scotland. In order to become a proper American and “fit in” with the mainstream, I had it surgically removed (a total funnybonectomy) at the age of twelve.

Since then, I have, for the sake of my friends from other parts of the world, tried to learn a few jokes by rote. The only problem now is that when I tell one and everybody laughs, they then have to explain it to me, because I no longer “get it.”

[Nailbiter]

humor ping

[GOP_Raider]

He could have reduced his testicles the old fashioned way and taken steroids for a period of years. :)

(Of course if we were discussing someone from Austin or Travis County there may not be any testes that could be reduced.)

[E.G.C.]

BTTT

[E.G.C.]

BTTT

[G.Mason]

Excellent!

ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒE

[RichInOC]

No, I think the gentleman’s confused. You have the testicle reduction to join the Democrats, not the Republicans. (Oh, yeah, and you have to get your brain removed, too.)

[RU88]

Ya beat me to it. My first thought was that if he were joining the Rats he’d have to have them cut off.

[SwinneySwitch]

Rats have big Cajones, but little brains.