1 posted on
04/17/2008 10:56:23 PM PDT by
writer33
To: b4its2late; Babu; backhoe; Bahbah; bannie; BellStar; Big Horn; BigSkyFreeper; bitt; blackbart1; ...
2 posted on
04/17/2008 10:57:16 PM PDT by
writer33
(The U.S. Constitution defines a conservative and Rush Limbaugh knows it.)
To: writer33
In related news, Democrats wishing to “cross-over” to join Republican ranks have been ungoing procedures to reposition their heads back to a position above the shoulders from their normal resting place betweem the glutes.
3 posted on
04/17/2008 11:00:52 PM PDT by
shibumi
(".....panta en pasin....." - Origen)
To: writer33
8 posted on
04/17/2008 11:06:52 PM PDT by
chasio649
(sick of it all)
To: writer33
Well he certainly could not have been a democrat man with such huge testicles. They geld all their men first.
9 posted on
04/17/2008 11:08:13 PM PDT by
Secret Agent Man
(I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
To: writer33
And people say that you Yanks don’t have keen a sense of humor! This is American satire at its finest.
10 posted on
04/17/2008 11:12:09 PM PDT by
DieHard the Hunter
(Is mise an ceann-cinnidh. Cha ghéill mi do dhuine. Fà g am bealach.)
To: writer33
“Chris was adamant in keeping at least some of his testicles,” said Dr. Balzack. “He reminded me that he didn’t want to join the Democratic Party.”
11 posted on
04/17/2008 11:20:58 PM PDT by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a simple manner for a happy life)
To: IncPen
To: writer33
He could have reduced his testicles the old fashioned way and taken steroids for a period of years. :)
(Of course if we were discussing someone from Austin or Travis County there may not be any testes that could be reduced.)
14 posted on
04/17/2008 11:49:49 PM PDT by
GOP_Raider
(Let's Get Cup Crazy! Let's Go Sharks!)
To: writer33
No, I think the gentleman’s confused. You have the testicle reduction to join the Democrats, not the Republicans. (Oh, yeah, and you have to get your brain removed, too.)
18 posted on
04/18/2008 3:41:15 AM PDT by
RichInOC
(Democrats p**s me off!)
To: writer33
Chris had been claiming since 2004 that his testicles were far too large to be a member of the current Republican PartyImagine the size of our Men's Testicles.....
22 posted on
04/18/2008 5:13:58 AM PDT by
11th Commandment
(Elect Conservatives- if you don't vote for McCain, at least work to elect conservatives!)
To: writer33
“Dr. Jim Balzack”
Name context reminds me of Dr. Hillary Huma-Humpur.
25 posted on
04/18/2008 5:52:24 AM PDT by
Rebelbase
(Carbon is the fourth most abundant element on the planet.)
To: writer33
Very funny! Thanks for sharing.
To: writer33
There are other benefits associated with this surgery. You will find it much easier to vote for Rick (Trans-Texas Corridor) Perry, David (Kill Voter ID) Dewhurst, Tom (I know I look like a Republican even though I give to Democrats so I can get re-elected Speaker) Craddick, and Kay Baby (Kill Funding for the Fence) Hutchinson. Oh and I forgot our two Pharisee party leaders Tina (open sepulcher) Benkiser and Robin (Let the State Define What Is a Religion) Armstrong.
To: writer33
Hilarious! Of course, it wouldn’t be funny if it wasn’t true. :)
50 posted on
04/18/2008 9:04:58 AM PDT by
Matchett-PI
(Proud member of "Operation Chaos" having the T-shirt , ball cap and bumpersticker to prove it.)
To: Eaker; Tijeras_Slim
We sure this guy wasn’t wanting to become a New Mexican vs a Republican ?;o)
52 posted on
04/18/2008 10:37:00 AM PDT by
Squantos
(Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet.©)
To: writer33
Take out his spine and he can run for office.
53 posted on
04/18/2008 10:38:59 AM PDT by
bmwcyle
(I always rely on God and Guns in that order)
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