Carville Explains “Judas” Remark “Milder than Warranted”

AZCONSERVATIVE ^ | 5 April 2008 | John Semmens

[John Semmens]

James Carville, long-time political advisor to the Clintons explained that calling New Mexico Governor Bill Richardson a “Judas” for endorsing rival Senator Barack Obama (D-Ill.) for president was “mild” compared to what is yet to come. “I was going easy on the guy,” Carville alleged. “If I’d wanted to get tough I would pointed out that Richardson has lost the privilege of swallowing anymore of Bill Clinton’s semen.”

Richardson denied that he deserved either the remarks or being “cut off from life’s ambrosia.” “It’s unfair,” Richardson complained. “Did I rat on them when they took bribes from the Chinese government? Did I try to stop them from illegally pilfering FBI files? Did I contradict Bill and Hillary’s feeble attempt to characterize his philandering as a vast right-wing conspiracy? No. I was loyal.”

Richardson discounted the possibility that Carville was speaking for the Clintons. “I just want Bill to know that he can come to me anytime he feels I can be of service,” Richardson offered.

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[Captainpaintball]

Funny!

[blackdog]

I do have a small place in my heart for James Carville. He is loyal, and unwaivering in his convictions. Granted they are misplaced and his loyalty towards those with whom he admires proves he is absolutely in need of clinical psychiatric counseling, but his tenacity toward what he believes is admirable. He's entirely uncompromising. That's a good thing.

Some day he will prove to be something more. I suspect in time he will feel private disgust toward Hillary and her situational ethics and misspeaking.

Here's to many more trash cans on your head James!

[nikos1121]

this isa joke, right?