DUmmie FUnnies 04-03-08 (Wishful Thinking DUmmie Predicts Hillary To Quit On April 14)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 3, 2008 | DUmmie FrenchieCat, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Okay...among the DUFU apostles...anyone got enough reward miles and lodging rewards to get PJ to DC and put him up for a night?

I may have United miles...if you want, I’ll look into it...just say the word.

[PJ-Comix]

That’s Michigan J. Frog.

That and "What's Opera Doc?" are my two all time favorite cartoons.

[PJ-Comix]

That’s OK. I let my invite go to somebody else. Next year I should make it there. Anyway, thanx for the effort. (Now back to sending article submissions to magazines.)

[Paul Heinzman]

I didn’t know they named him. I remember the cartoon where the guy finds him in the cornerstone of a building and thinks he’s going to be rich but every time the frog gets in front of people he just croaks. Probably the FUnniest cartoon from Warner Bros. and that’s saying quite a lot.

[Paul Heinzman]

As of now I need to be cynical, if only to keep my sanity

Pssst...DUmmie. Cynicism, as with its shy baby brother Paranoia, does nothing to keep you sane. Small doses, however, will sometimes help you keep your money.

[Paul Heinzman]

tnr is more reliable than that mike dog site claiming Obama will drop out but i'm still not sure i believe it.

The editors of The New Republic must be patting themselves on the back for being acknowledged as more reliable than "that mike dog site." Keep it up, fellas. Maybe someday you'll have the DUmmie cred of truthout.

[Paul Heinzman]

High Level Sources confirms Hillary Clinton to DROP OUT of Presidential race on April 14th...The day before she is to release her 2000 to 2006 Tax returns.

Wow! That's the same day I have to release my 2007 tax return. If I drop out of the race can I get an extension?

[mylife]

Operation Chaos continues!

"Hillary Clinton is a #%@*^%*! %#@*&!"

[decal]

“At least, I am using more than one source!”

Well, you’re more than one up on J. Leopold and W. Pitt - they just used each other.

[Paul Heinzman]

I just read that Err America suspended Randi Rhoades for that comment. Mount DUmb is erupting again.

[mylife]

Yes they did! L0L.
She so cwazahh!

[Paul Heinzman]

I fully expect the Clinton campaign to attempt to move those goalposts as well.

They'll move the goalposts AND the football.

[Paul Heinzman]

Wow, I didn't check out SOURCE #2, but found this telling graph there:

[Charles Henrickson]

QUITZMAS

APRIL 14, 2008

THE DAY WHEN EVERYTHING FINALLY CHANGED

[beckysueb]

I like it!

[dirtbiker]

“Air America encourages strong opinions about public affairs but does not condone such abusive, ad hominem language by our Hosts,” said chair Charlie Kireker.

This SHOULD read: “Air America encourages strong opinions about public affairs but does not condone such abusive, ad hominem language against Liberal Democrats by our Hosts,” said chair Charlie Kireker.