Posted on 04/01/2008 1:31:59 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
WOW!!! Momentous political events are just now breaking on the wire services. Hot off the newswires...A little after 3 P.M. this afternoon, Hillary Clinton, taking the advice of Democrat party leaders, has finally dropped out of the race. In addition, she has pledged her full support to Barack Obama and promises to help him in every way to win in November. There is word that in exchange for her support, Hillary has been promised a major cabinet level position if the Democrats win in November or possibly even an appointment to the Supreme Court when the next vacancy on the high bench opens up.
Well, folks, it was a nice entertaining ride while it lasted but, as they say, all good things must come to an end. Operation Chaos provided us with some great comedy for a few weeks as we enjoyed the spectacle of the Democrats splitting apart but with this dramatic turnaround we face a tough political fight ahead. Hillary has announced that all her delegates (including Florida and Michigan which will now be seated) will vote for Obama on the first ballot at the Democrat Convention this summer. In addition, John Edwards also threw his delegates to Obama as well. All three of these candidates are going to meet together later today in Philadelphia in a public show of unity. It has been rumored that Rahm Emmanuel engineered this stunning turnaround in the Democrat party fortunes. More details on how this all came about is expected later today.
This is a bit sad for the DUmmie FUnnies since the ongoing Democrat Civil War provided us with loads of comedy gold. A unified Democrat party with a typical convention in which Obama will be coronated is just not as FUnnie as a brokered convention with the Hillary and Obama factions tearing away at each other. Anyway, it was FUn for awhile and I would like to thank Rush Limbaugh for his Operation Chaos which created the highly entertaining Democrat disunity. I guess political reality has set in and it was too much to expect bloody Democrat infighting to continue. On another note I also want to say...APRIL FOOLS!!!
Come on, admit it. I had a lot of you going there for awhile. Democrat unity? The REAL reality is that the Democrats are more divided that ever with no end in sight. Expect scorched earth Democrat Civil War all the way to the Denver convention and possibly beyond. Hillary is NOT giving up and in a period when Obama could be relaxing, he is forced to fight her every inch of the way. And for this we can thank Operation Chaos and Rush Limbaugh. Yes, the entertainment WILL continue as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD titled, "STOP. THIS. SHIT. NOW. MCLAME IS THE ENEMY." The author of this thread is DUmmie greenbriar, who is a complete BDS loon whom we featured BEFORE in the DUFUs. Her BDS in that edition was so over the edge that I wouldn't be surprised if she were placed on the Secret Service watch list at the time. Even scarier is that greenbriar was (and maybe still is) a public school teacher. Yes, your kids could now be taught by this loon. However, her current thread demonstrates just how divided the Democrats now are. So let us watch the DUmmies reconcile NOT in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who enjoys an April Fools joke at YOUR expense, is in the [brackets]:
STOP. THIS. SHIT. NOW. MCLAME IS THE ENEMY
[STOP. THIS. PITT. STUFF. NOW.]
Come November I will vote for whomever the D candidate is.
[Hey, you have a right to vote even if it is for a Democrat when you cast your ballot on November 5.]
but what we are doing to each other and to the party is DESTRUCTIVE and gets us no where but gives the repukes fodder for weeks to come
[It will provide comedy material for the DUmmie FUnnies for MONTHS to come.]
GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER PEOPLE
[I would love to hear Howard Dean announce that word for word.]
remember who the party was that f*cked over america
[The Big D party.]
and never forget it
[And never forget the not so subtle threats you made in DUmmieland in Nov. 2004 against Bush.]
STOP. THE. SHIT.
[STOP. THE. PITT.]
THE FLAME WARS
THE FALSE STORIES BASHING THE OTHER CANDIDATES
[THE COMEDY.]
GET IT TOGETHER
[REMAIN DIVIDED.]
I SAID IT NICELY AND THE FLAME SHIT STARTED IN THAT THREAD
[SO NOW YOU HAVE FREE REIN TO LET LOOSE WITH YOUR INNER LOON.]
STOP IT
STOP IT
STOP IT
NOW
[HA]
[HA]
[HA]
AND DO NOT FLAME IN MY THREAD
[May we light a little candle in the DUmmie FUnnies? And now to hear from your fellow moonbats...]
Please, people, behave like we are in the same political party and treat one another as you want to be treated. I'm afraid to look on at the other threads.
[Be afraid. Be VERY afraid.]
The Teacher has spoken, kids. So f*cking straighten up. Hey, greenbriar! You need any help, you have my number. I have just about had it with this crap.
[Hey, greenbriar! Can I have your number? Your school board needs to be aware of just what kind of loon is teaching the schoolchildren in your area.]
while we are fighting each other...McLame is pulling in support, saying stupid things and not getting called on it and more
[McLame can continue the Caribbean vacation that Obama just returned from and stay down there through election day since Hillary will ensure the defeat of Obama.]
Take your message to Hillary Clinton, and her supporters. They are the ones holding up the unity. They are the ones living a fairy tale. And please, don't YELL at your fellow Democrats. Don't lecture or sermonize to us either. It's not very mature, ask Hillary politely to step down, and then let's get on with it.
[The Good News is that Hillary did politely step down. The Bad News is that she only did it in my April Fools fantasy.]
Speaking as an Obama supporter... It DOES cut both ways.
[Your fault! No, YOUR fault!]
There are 20 Hillary f*ckwits posting here for every Obama f*ckwit.
[Plus 1000 witless DUmmies.]
Both camps are at fault here... It is not a one-sided affair.. those of us who don't have a candidate and will wait for our nominee are just sitting back watching you tear each other apart... Make no mistake about it.. Both camps are doing this....
[And we LOVE IT!!!]
Im afraid it wont stop as long as theres two candidates. Any suggestions?
[Cease breathing.]
I don't give a shit if it is the primaries or not...the shit has got to stop. all we are doing is giving McLame great commercial soundbites from now till November. If we lose, it will be because of us and the infighting!!!!!!!!!!!! FOCUS PEOPLE on the ENEMY and it is McCain 100 more years in Iraq
[You're going to be FUn to watch, DUmmie greenbriar, on the day after the election, November 6.]
On the internet, yelling that THIS SHIT HAS GOT TO STOP has never worked. Ever. I appreciate what you're doing, but you might as well go empty the ocean with a teaspoon.
[DUmmie greenbriar just emptied her skull with a shovel.]
This whole forum has turned into trash. I cannot believe how shitty people are willing to act over TWO DEMOCRATS! And it isn't just Hillary posters or Just Obama posters... there is enough blame to go around in BOTH camps. It is disgusting and helps nothing.
[It helps the DUmmie FUnnies get a lot of great comedy material.]
The sniping, the name calling, the bullshit... where does it get EITHER SIDE?! Admit it (those of you on BOTH sides slinging the mud), the ONLY reason you post shit about whichever candidate isn't yours is to PISS OFF OTHER DEMOCRATS. Are you going to change anyone's mind? No. Are you persuading anyone with your stupidity? No. YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO PISS OFF FELLOW DEMOCRATS. Think about that for a minute, and ask yourself what your TRUE intentions are.
[To provide entertainment for the DUmmie FUnnies readers.]
it better stop or we will lose
[Don't worry about losing your mind, DUmmie greenbriar. That was already lost long, long ago.]
Stop picking on Hillary when she gets caught lying.
[LEAVE HILLARY ALONE!!!]
Tell Kookie and Biden and those guys to get back in it! The more the merrier! WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
100 more years of Operation Chaos!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Hillary is not afraid.
Hillary doesn't lie. She "misremembers."
LANDING ON A JET PLANE
Tune: "Leaving on a Jet Plane" Original
All the odds are stacked, I'm ready to run
I'm standin' here, holdin' my gun
I hate to call you up to say goodbye
But the battle's ragin', I hear the sounds
The tank is waitin', he's shootin' some rounds
I know there's so much danger I could die
So send me to Bosnia
Tell me they'll be bombin' us
Sniper fire will never get me down
I'm landin' on a jet plane
I don't know if I'll be back again
Oh, Bill, we're on the ground
There's so many shots, it takes my breath
So many times I've cheated death
I tell you now, we just lost a wing
Every combat zone, I pay my dues
Every mission flown is stuff I'll use
Some day I'll throw my pantsuit in the ring
So send me to Bosnia
Tell me they'll be bombin' us
Sniper fire will never get me down
I'm landin' on a jet plane
I don't know if I'll be back again
Oh, Bill, we're on the ground
Now the time has come for battle
My future's not as bright as cattle
I'll close my eyes, while the cannons boom
I'll dream about the campaign trail
When I can tell my wartime tale
About the time I faced death and doom
So send me to Bosnia
Tell me they'll be bombin' us
Sniper fire will never get me down
I'm landin' on a jet plane
I don't know if I'll be back again
Oh, Bill, we're on the ground
I say give the kid a shot.
We can triple team on special events such as this summer’s convention, election day, etc.. However, Paul is welcome to be Team Member #3 whenever he feels the DUFUrge.
Great as always .... April fools !!!!
I mean April fools ;-)))
It would be an honor.
I think thats snipping.
It always was trash. But now...
The trash, the trash,
The trash is on fire
We don't need no water
Let the DUmmie FUnnies burn.
I remember. The same party that resisted abolition of slavery, resulting in the costliest war in our history, then segregated and disenfranchised African-Americans for a century, resisted laws protecting their right to vote. The same party that instituted a welfare state to buy votes from the poor--white, black, brown and red--drugging the poor with just enough cash to keep them dependent in the hopes that one out of four, six or eight will vote for the Democrat.
Well, that's not America. That's not fitting the Republican party, nor the Democrat party. It is an abomination.
Is it some sort of requirement for teachers who are Barking Moonbats (BM for short) to resort to this trite gimmick?
Invite Eliot Spitzer to make it a threesome.
APRIL FOOLS!!
Bad case of irritable bowel there if it's going both ways...
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Genetic engineering or plastic surgery, perhaps...
No, no. His name is McPain.
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