Posted on 03/30/2008 9:08:02 AM PDT by John Semmens
Not to be outdone by Democratic presidential rival Senator Hillary Clinton’s bogus claims to have been named after the man who climbed Everest six years after her birth and narrowly escaped death in Bosnia, Senator Barack Obama claimed that a 1965 civil rights march in Selma Alabama encouraged his parents to give birth to him in 1961.
According to Obama, “the 1965 civil rights march inspired my father to abandon his wife in Kenya and come to America in 1960—even dodging sniper fire when his plane landed at the Honolulu airport—just so he could marry a white woman and father the interracial child who would later become president and put an end to global racial injustice.”
Senator Obama was born in Hawaii in August of 1961.
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Pullleeeese....
I love the part about dodging sniper fire at the Honolulu airport.
Another classic!
Great satire. Problem is that this isn’t far from Obama’s real speeches.
Magic negros can travel in time.
Quick, somebody, where is Hussein’s glass of water?
No, actually he and his acolytes had to come up with something, since the idea of a virgin birth was already taken.
Nothing to worry about here. This is just a Liberal Rite of Passage.
Liberals lie, its a fact. Obama is merely reaching out to his base. Hillary’s blatant Bosnia lie was the same thing.
Understand the liberal base is a depraved, cowardly lot. Lies are meat and drink to them. Graft, corruption, even rape means nothing to the base as long as the offender is a liberal.
So these obvious lies are simple bones tossed before the asylum mob. We should expect more such inanities.
Pfft! I was left on planet Earth by my mother’s maid to ensure my survival when one day I can return to rule the Augnitians, a great peoples of the planet Augnite in a galaxy far, far away. My father was/is Elvis who now resides with my mother in our native land and due to their foresight my alias is that of a current famous singer obtained several years before her first hit.
I believe that George Bush (the younger) got his middle initial from a public park in Santa Rosita, Ca.
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