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DUmmie FUnnies 03-25-08 (Democrat Civil War Heats Up To Final Rupture)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 25, 2008 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 03/25/2008 5:10:58 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

I might have to FedEx out a mass shipment of Kewpie dolls to the DUmmies for having a brief moment of mental clarity. They seem to have an accurate understanding about Hillary and Obama. Of course, they think their own candidate is pure as the winter slush but they are saying things about each other that, until recently, only the EVIL Republicans have been saying. This is particularly true in the DUmmie comments about the Clintons as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD titled, "Is anyone else asking themselves, 'Were the Clintons always like this?'" So let us sit back and watch the DUmmies slam the Clintons in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, taking down notes for Vast Rightwing Conspiracy talking points, is in the [brackets]:

Is anyone else asking themselves, "Were the Clintons always like this?"

[A DUmmie starts to awaken to harsh reality.]

Like most of you, I spent the 90's defending the Clintons. Now I find myself really not liking them at all. Did something change about them or did I just move on.

[You lost your agenda to defend the Clinton's through thick or thin now that you have accepted the Obama as your Messiah.]

Me too. Did I just not see it until this year?? I started out this primary season a supporter of Hillary. Now I wouldn't vote for her for dogcatcher.

[Healed by Obama, the DUmmie blind can now see!]

Power can corrupt that is how I see the Clintons now. I think they have always been seduced by power but now they are addicted to it.

[They have become the Power Strangers to you.]

Nope, you've just burned out, I guess and got Obamaligion

[Give me that old time Obamaligion!]

Obama supporters elevates the Kool-Aid crowd to a whole new level.

[I faint in the presence of my One True Obama.]

I recall a Repub telling me that Clintons didn't want Kerry to win, so that THEY could run in '08. I scoffed at the idea. I defended the "honor" of the Clintons! No way they would do such a dastardly thing...not help Kerry as much as they could, helping the country to stay Republican, when they would know what damage that would cause to the country. They would not DO such a thing! But now, I think that is probably what happened. Others think so, too. The Clintons have had these plans to run for years. Their plans would not come to fruition if Kerry had won, probably. Sometimes loyalty blinds us. I was blind to the Clintons.

[The Clintons had John Kerrys back...and placed a dagger into it.]

You Ought to Be Ashamed of Yourself... Weeks after Clinton had open-heart surgery, John Kerry BEGGED him to campaign for him and Clinton did. Now, John Kerry is attacking the Clintons at every turn and psychotic Obama supporters are attacking him just like right-wingers. It's disgusting! Don't preach to us about loyalty. You people don't know the meaning of the word!

[Return fire from DUmmie Ft. Sumter.]

I think Obama is a pied piper, and a loser. I think Hillary will be the nominee

[We already know that Will Pitt is the Pied Piper.]

Where is the loyalty? Where is the party dedication? The Clintons have given their lives to the Democratic Party. They have campaigned for countless traitor candidates (e.g., TED F*CKING KENNEDY, JOHN F*CKING KERRY)) who have turned their backs on the Clintons. How quickly they forget. But I don't.

[I won't forget that categorization of "traitor candidates."]

The really sad part is that the Clintons lived up to the Repubs' visions of them. They had a chance to be ethical, to do the right thing, to go down in history, and for his legacy to stay intact. Sigh. That hunger for power can do some people in.

[Amazing how we can force the Clintons to act out our fantasy of them. Call it Rovian Mind Control.]

There was a call by Rush Limpballs to go vote for her, and his followers responded. HRC won TX by about 100,000 votes. You know that the Repubs want HRC. Everyone in the nation who is paying attention knows this.

[Not true. Rush's motive was to create chaos in the Democrat party---Operation Chaos. And reading your posts here, his plan worked PERFECTLY!]

The Clintons are the same -- the hate came with Obama. Go ahead put me on ignore, it's the TRUTH.

[Paging Rush! It appears Operation Chaos is an astounding SUCCESS!!!]

Why did Obama destroy my party? I don't like these bullies

[Would you like an Operation Chaos T-Shirt?]

When she finally learned the campaign was out of money it was too late to organize in key states. She's let advisors tell her to switch personalities day by day until she began to look like Sybil. Her campaign manager was watching soap operas in the office instead of working the phones and her consultants were too busy having shouting matches to come up with a cohesive strategy. She claimed just yesterday to be unaware that they're urging SDs to back her on the basis of the Wright videos even while they're admitting in the NYT that that's exactly what they're doing. Hillary is not running this campaign, this campaign is running her.

[Hillary is under the spell of Operation Chaos.]

I'm beginning to be troubled at our prospects for the Nov. election with Obama showing signs of imploding over the Wright business and his Farrakhan following campaign staffers.

[Gee! You mean the November election isn't a sure thing?]

I have been eating a lot of crow about the Clintons, lately, and I don't like the taste of it.

[Freudenschade, baby!]

it is amazing to me how much they have tarnished their reputation in a few months. In the beginning of all this I would have been perfectly content with Hillary. Now, I am so disgusted.

[Just a few months? This work has been in progress for decades.]

She has LOST all my respect. I cannot believe I supported them and defended them. I feel duped. They never cared... it was always about grabbing power. I'm just glad I finally woke up to their true colors.

[Only to be lulled back to mind-numbed sleep by the Obamassiah.]


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To: Charles Henrickson

Yes, well, they’ve been running from bullies all their lives...straight to mommy’s house and probably hid in the basement...playing with their Atari and composing poetry on their Commodore 64.


61 posted on 03/25/2008 12:07:03 PM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel
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To: PJ-Comix
I feel duped.

That's because you're a DUpe.

62 posted on 03/25/2008 1:32:10 PM PDT by Choose Ye This Day (As government expands, liberty contracts. – Ronald W. Reagan)
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To: PJ-Comix
Nope, you've just burned out, I guess and got Obamaligion

Yeah, you can burn off your Obamaligions, but they're just gonna grow right back. You really have to dig down and cut out the roots, preferably with a laser, or the Obamaligions will just keep spreading.

63 posted on 03/25/2008 1:35:37 PM PDT by Choose Ye This Day (As government expands, liberty contracts. – Ronald W. Reagan)
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To: astounded

Not to mention they are so uninformed and childlike that when their scam artist/candidate loses (because the majority of the rationally-thinking electorate uses their common sense), the DUmmies immediately say the Republican cheated. (Or, in their own primaries, the other side cheated.) It’s like a petulant, bratty five-year old. If something doesn’t go my way, then I’m going to whine and cry until I get my way.


64 posted on 03/25/2008 1:49:47 PM PDT by Choose Ye This Day (As government expands, liberty contracts. – Ronald W. Reagan)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Not over here. We had the Clintons pegged as far back as January of '92.

And we in Arkansas, who understood the Clintons long before that, were drowned out by the democRAT operatives back then as being "Clinton haters."

65 posted on 03/25/2008 2:24:19 PM PDT by Budge
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To: PJ-Comix

BWAAA-HAA-HAA-HAA-HAA-HAA-HAA-HAA-HAA-HAA-HAA-HA


66 posted on 03/25/2008 2:42:23 PM PDT by Mike Darancette (Obama: America is the greatest country on the earth, Help me bring change.)
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To: michigander

I might use that Whine label on an upcoming DUFU.


67 posted on 03/25/2008 3:13:40 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List ---The BIGGEST on the FR!!!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Did anybody find the lyrics to Shanklin’s “Ebony and Ovaries?”


68 posted on 03/25/2008 3:17:23 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List ---The BIGGEST on the FR!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix
I don't like these bullies


69 posted on 03/25/2008 3:23:58 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (I'm going to turn out the lights for 5 seconds and then my tagline better be back.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I have been eating a lot of crow about the Clintons, lately, and I don't like the taste of it.

But Hillary has been serving duck lately.

70 posted on 03/25/2008 3:28:34 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (I'm going to turn out the lights for 5 seconds and then my tagline better be back.)
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To: michigander

Love the image ! Very well done , take two attaboys & a pat on the back out petty cash as a reward.


71 posted on 03/25/2008 3:39:17 PM PDT by Nebr FAL owner (.308 reach out & thump someone .50 cal.Browning Machine gun reach out & crush someone)
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To: PJ-Comix

Pj, do you remember the edition of the DUFU’s where the title was, “Lets Have Some Fun With the Republican Primaries”? A DUmmie was suggesting the DUmmies vote for Mitt Romney in one of the Primaries. I was thinking maybe it would be helpful to Rush with the dims threatening to prosecute him and the good folks who are involved in Operation Chaos.


72 posted on 03/25/2008 4:26:00 PM PDT by beckysueb (Pray for our troops , America, and President Bush)
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To: PJ-Comix
You know something? I don't do this very often, but this time, I'm gonna have to side with the DUmmie. He's got a point.

After reading this, I went and looked up the Ohio Revised Statutes, because of course I know better than to take any DUmmie at his word on matters of law. But in this case, he's pretty much got it right. The relevant statute says:

"Before any challenged person shall be allowed to vote at a primary election, the person shall make a statement, under penalty of election falsification ... stating that the person desires to be affiliated with and supports the principles of the political party whose ballot the person desires to vote"

(The DUmmie did play a little fast and loose with the statutory language with his declaration that poll workers had a "duty" to ascertain a voter's sincerity, but that's tangential to my point.)

Lots of states have open primaries, where anybody can choose to vote either party's ballot. (In my own state of Washington, you need only tell the poll worker, "I want to vote a Republican ballot" or "I want to vote a Democratic ballot." No oath or affirmation required.) Ohio isn't one of them. Ohio requires an oath, and it's a fairly strong one. Never mind the legal consequences... anybody who voted a Democratic ballot who did not "desire to be affiliated with" the Democratic Party and did not "support the principles" (such as they are) of the Democratic Party is an oathbreaker. A liar. That's contemptible.

Speaking of legal consequences, the DUmmie pretty much gets it right there, too:

"No person, either orally or in writing, on oath lawfully administered or in a statement made under penalty of election falsification, shall knowingly state a falsehood as to a material matter relating to an election... Whoever violates this section is guilty of election falsification, a felony of the fifth degree."

(Ohio Revised Code 3599.36.) So those who insincerely declared their desire to be Democrats for the purpose of voting in the Ohio Democratic primary are not just liars, they're felons as well. I haven't heard what Limbaugh said, but if he encouraged Republicans to vote in the Ohio Democratic Primary, he encouraged people to commit a felony.

I want to emphasize that I have no problem at all with people engaging in this sort of strategic voting in open primary states. Do whatever it takes to win... as long as it's within the rules. And if cross-party voting is not permitted by the rules, those rules must be obeyed. I'm not a Clinton, which means I do not believe that victory is to be desired at any price. If you disagree, if you think that swearing falsely and breaking the law is worth it to throw a monkey wrench into the other party's nominating process, then I don't want anything to do with you... and you will have no moral high ground from which to complain when the other party pulls dirty and illegal voter fraud shenanigans.

73 posted on 03/25/2008 7:08:24 PM PDT by Politicalities
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To: bcsco
And that's because their


74 posted on 03/25/2008 7:51:52 PM PDT by Lady Jag (Semper Paratus)
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To: PJ-Comix; Nebr FAL owner
Feel free. That's what it's for. ;-)


Thanks!

75 posted on 03/26/2008 4:33:56 AM PDT by michigander (When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.)
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