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DUmmie FUnnies 03-25-08 (Democrat Civil War Heats Up To Final Rupture)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 25, 2008 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 03/25/2008 5:10:58 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

I might have to FedEx out a mass shipment of Kewpie dolls to the DUmmies for having a brief moment of mental clarity. They seem to have an accurate understanding about Hillary and Obama. Of course, they think their own candidate is pure as the winter slush but they are saying things about each other that, until recently, only the EVIL Republicans have been saying. This is particularly true in the DUmmie comments about the Clintons as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD titled, "Is anyone else asking themselves, 'Were the Clintons always like this?'" So let us sit back and watch the DUmmies slam the Clintons in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, taking down notes for Vast Rightwing Conspiracy talking points, is in the [brackets]:

Is anyone else asking themselves, "Were the Clintons always like this?"

[A DUmmie starts to awaken to harsh reality.]

Like most of you, I spent the 90's defending the Clintons. Now I find myself really not liking them at all. Did something change about them or did I just move on.

[You lost your agenda to defend the Clinton's through thick or thin now that you have accepted the Obama as your Messiah.]

Me too. Did I just not see it until this year?? I started out this primary season a supporter of Hillary. Now I wouldn't vote for her for dogcatcher.

[Healed by Obama, the DUmmie blind can now see!]

Power can corrupt that is how I see the Clintons now. I think they have always been seduced by power but now they are addicted to it.

[They have become the Power Strangers to you.]

Nope, you've just burned out, I guess and got Obamaligion

[Give me that old time Obamaligion!]

Obama supporters elevates the Kool-Aid crowd to a whole new level.

[I faint in the presence of my One True Obama.]

I recall a Repub telling me that Clintons didn't want Kerry to win, so that THEY could run in '08. I scoffed at the idea. I defended the "honor" of the Clintons! No way they would do such a dastardly thing...not help Kerry as much as they could, helping the country to stay Republican, when they would know what damage that would cause to the country. They would not DO such a thing! But now, I think that is probably what happened. Others think so, too. The Clintons have had these plans to run for years. Their plans would not come to fruition if Kerry had won, probably. Sometimes loyalty blinds us. I was blind to the Clintons.

[The Clintons had John Kerrys back...and placed a dagger into it.]

You Ought to Be Ashamed of Yourself... Weeks after Clinton had open-heart surgery, John Kerry BEGGED him to campaign for him and Clinton did. Now, John Kerry is attacking the Clintons at every turn and psychotic Obama supporters are attacking him just like right-wingers. It's disgusting! Don't preach to us about loyalty. You people don't know the meaning of the word!

[Return fire from DUmmie Ft. Sumter.]

I think Obama is a pied piper, and a loser. I think Hillary will be the nominee

[We already know that Will Pitt is the Pied Piper.]

Where is the loyalty? Where is the party dedication? The Clintons have given their lives to the Democratic Party. They have campaigned for countless traitor candidates (e.g., TED F*CKING KENNEDY, JOHN F*CKING KERRY)) who have turned their backs on the Clintons. How quickly they forget. But I don't.

[I won't forget that categorization of "traitor candidates."]

The really sad part is that the Clintons lived up to the Repubs' visions of them. They had a chance to be ethical, to do the right thing, to go down in history, and for his legacy to stay intact. Sigh. That hunger for power can do some people in.

[Amazing how we can force the Clintons to act out our fantasy of them. Call it Rovian Mind Control.]

There was a call by Rush Limpballs to go vote for her, and his followers responded. HRC won TX by about 100,000 votes. You know that the Repubs want HRC. Everyone in the nation who is paying attention knows this.

[Not true. Rush's motive was to create chaos in the Democrat party---Operation Chaos. And reading your posts here, his plan worked PERFECTLY!]

The Clintons are the same -- the hate came with Obama. Go ahead put me on ignore, it's the TRUTH.

[Paging Rush! It appears Operation Chaos is an astounding SUCCESS!!!]

Why did Obama destroy my party? I don't like these bullies

[Would you like an Operation Chaos T-Shirt?]

When she finally learned the campaign was out of money it was too late to organize in key states. She's let advisors tell her to switch personalities day by day until she began to look like Sybil. Her campaign manager was watching soap operas in the office instead of working the phones and her consultants were too busy having shouting matches to come up with a cohesive strategy. She claimed just yesterday to be unaware that they're urging SDs to back her on the basis of the Wright videos even while they're admitting in the NYT that that's exactly what they're doing. Hillary is not running this campaign, this campaign is running her.

[Hillary is under the spell of Operation Chaos.]

I'm beginning to be troubled at our prospects for the Nov. election with Obama showing signs of imploding over the Wright business and his Farrakhan following campaign staffers.

[Gee! You mean the November election isn't a sure thing?]

I have been eating a lot of crow about the Clintons, lately, and I don't like the taste of it.

[Freudenschade, baby!]

it is amazing to me how much they have tarnished their reputation in a few months. In the beginning of all this I would have been perfectly content with Hillary. Now, I am so disgusted.

[Just a few months? This work has been in progress for decades.]

She has LOST all my respect. I cannot believe I supported them and defended them. I feel duped. They never cared... it was always about grabbing power. I'm just glad I finally woke up to their true colors.

[Only to be lulled back to mind-numbed sleep by the Obamassiah.]


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KEYWORDS: barackobama; billclinton; dummies; hillaryclinton
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Your calendars say it is Tuesday, therefore it is also the day when the latest edition of NewsBusted has come out. Obama poll slipparge and the McGreevy threesome are featured among others.
1 posted on 03/25/2008 5:10:59 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


2 posted on 03/25/2008 5:13:23 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List ---The BIGGEST on the FR!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix

1st!


3 posted on 03/25/2008 5:13:36 AM PDT by EarthBound (Ex Deo,gratia. Ex astris,scientia (Who the hell do I vote for now?))
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To: PJ-Comix

First


4 posted on 03/25/2008 5:13:56 AM PDT by indcons
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To: PJ-Comix

4?


5 posted on 03/25/2008 5:13:59 AM PDT by Mercat (If anyone considers himself religious and yet does not keep a tight rein on his tongue)
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To: BOBWADE

ping for later read


6 posted on 03/25/2008 5:16:48 AM PDT by BOBWADE
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To: PJ-Comix

Freudenschade? Backwards Schadenfreude?


7 posted on 03/25/2008 5:18:30 AM PDT by sauropod (“Forgive me Gore, for I have emitted.”)
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To: PJ-Comix

I ate lunch yesterday with a friend and her 22 year old son. We talked about theater and Disney movies. In the context of the conversation I made some comments about my son, who played a faery in A Midsummer Nights Dream in high school and that he had destroyed all the videos. When I shared the conversation with my other son later, esp the part about the Disney movies, he said, “Mom, he’s gay.” opps. So now I want a t-shirt that says, “Typical white hetrosexual woman.” Where can I get one.

Oh, and pied piper is perfect for Obama. Remember the meaning of pied.


8 posted on 03/25/2008 5:21:30 AM PDT by Mercat (If anyone considers himself religious and yet does not keep a tight rein on his tongue)
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To: PJ-Comix

This is GREAT!

Not only are the dhimmirats imploding over their policy of pitting groups against each other,

but some are finally starting to see what politically evil people the Clintons are. They won’t ever admit it if confronted by conservatives over it, but you can always rub it in anyway.


9 posted on 03/25/2008 5:22:14 AM PDT by MrB (You can't reason people out of a position that they didn't use reason to get into in the first place)
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To: PJ-Comix

Great post. We have our differences and problems with McLame but being “conservatives” we’re a little more “grownup” about it than the Libs. For the first time in this campaign Im starting to think the Republicans will hold onto the White House.


10 posted on 03/25/2008 5:23:51 AM PDT by DogBarkTree (The correct word isn't "immigrant" when what they are doing is "invading".)
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To: MrB

10?


11 posted on 03/25/2008 5:24:03 AM PDT by rollo tomasi (Working hard to pay for deadbeats and corrupt politicians.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Power can corrupt that is how I see the Clintons now. I think they have always been seduced by power but now they are addicted to it.

And what do they think seduces Obama? And what will he become addicted to?

12 posted on 03/25/2008 5:26:53 AM PDT by bcsco (To heck with a third party. We need a second one....)
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To: PJ-Comix

More popcorn please.
I was thinking political races were too long, but this is fun.


14 posted on 03/25/2008 5:28:19 AM PDT by westmichman ( God said: "They cry 'peace! peace!' but there is no peace. Jeremiah 6:14)
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To: PJ-Comix

“Let the bodies hit the floor” top 20.


15 posted on 03/25/2008 5:29:38 AM PDT by steveegg (I am John Doe, and a monthly donor)
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To: sauropod
Freudenschade? Backwards Schadenfreude?

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This was used by a DUmmie back during the Rove indictment mess. We picked up on it and have used it ever since. It shows how 'backwards' these munchkins are.

16 posted on 03/25/2008 5:34:23 AM PDT by bcsco (To heck with a third party. We need a second one....)
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To: PJ-Comix
DUmmie ALERT!

DUmmie ALERT!

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DUmmie ALERT!

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SKINS'S ISLAND INSIDER STILL TALKING!

SPILLING THE BEANS!

MORE BEANS THAN IN A 500,000-BUSHEL GRAIN ELEVATOR IN NEBRASKA!

FURTHER EXPOSES!

FAT CHE ALLEGES TO HAVE BEEN MOLE-CATCHER ON SKINS'S ISLAND!

FAT CHE AS USUAL FULL OF FAT CHE!

BIG JERRY'S SALON FILLED PAST CAPACITY!

NO MORE ROOM!

The message received when one tried to get into Big Jerry's salon (democraticwarrior) this morning circa 7:30 a.m. central time, 6:30 a.m. mountain time, is "bandwidth exceeded," and so one can't get to it at the moment.

This is a new hair-dryer at Big Jerry's salon, not the same link as posted in the previous edition of the most-excellent DUmmie Funnies.

The link in the next comment below gives the link, if one wishes to check out this still-bubbling scandal later, when Big Jerry expands his salon to handle the traffic.

17 posted on 03/25/2008 5:35:41 AM PDT by franksolich (Scourge of the Primitives)
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To: franksolich

http://corpgovactivist.blogspot.com/2008/03/former-du-mod-spills-more-beans.html


18 posted on 03/25/2008 5:36:05 AM PDT by franksolich (Scourge of the Primitives)
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To: PJ-Comix

An Operation Chaos top 20


19 posted on 03/25/2008 5:36:31 AM PDT by NeoCaveman (El Conservo Tribe, tribal name "Avoids Fort Marcy Park" Watching the Rat Fight. typical white person)
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Here's another from that era, honoring William Rivers Pitt for his role in the Karl Rove indictment fiasco...

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20 posted on 03/25/2008 5:39:42 AM PDT by bcsco (To heck with a third party. We need a second one....)
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