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problems with my ZOT
Posted on 03/14/2008 9:50:42 AM PDT by beccix
i can not connect to my interent it keeps telling me my domain name server configuration is wrong how do i repair this
TOPICS: Computers/Internet
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To: beccix
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posted on
03/14/2008 10:06:01 AM PDT
by
bamahead
(Few men desire liberty; The majority are satisfied with a just master. -- Sallust)
To: Old Sarge
psst...over here. someone is not logged in.
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posted on
03/14/2008 10:07:02 AM PDT
by
bamahead
(Few men desire liberty; The majority are satisfied with a just master. -- Sallust)
To: beccix; Constitution Day; xsmommy
To: beccix
The problem’s obvious...
The DNS settings are obviously dirty and must be washed out. This is generally caused by surfing too much pr0n or unsafe sites like DU or the NY Times...
Pour a hot bath for you and your PC, pour in a box of epsom salts, then you’ll have to open the case and wash out your settings.
That should take care of your problem.
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posted on
03/14/2008 10:11:49 AM PDT
by
rock_lobsta
(Client #10)
To: beccix; Admin Moderator
Don't worry. She will take care of you.
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posted on
03/14/2008 10:12:31 AM PDT
by
McGruff
(Tribal name: 'One with many knives in back')
To: martin_fierro
Wikipedia told me you died. Glad to see you’re OK.
To: martin_fierro
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posted on
03/14/2008 10:13:28 AM PDT
by
bamahead
(Few men desire liberty; The majority are satisfied with a just master. -- Sallust)
To: beccix
28
posted on
03/14/2008 10:14:08 AM PDT
by
JZelle
To: beccix
How can I help you with my internet, son?
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posted on
03/14/2008 10:14:46 AM PDT
by
Frank Sheed
(Fr. V. R. Capodanno, Lt, USN, Catholic Chaplain. 3rd/5th, 1st Marine Div., FMF. MOH, posthumously.)
To: beccix
Still checking..
You see anything Herschel?
30
posted on
03/14/2008 10:17:31 AM PDT
by
mnehring
(The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. - Ayn Rand)
To: beccix
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posted on
03/14/2008 10:17:54 AM PDT
by
bamahead
(Few men desire liberty; The majority are satisfied with a just master. -- Sallust)
To: bamahead; ClearCase_guy
Nobody ever dies on Teh Intarweb.
To: beccix
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posted on
03/14/2008 10:21:41 AM PDT
by
Frank Sheed
(Fr. V. R. Capodanno, Lt, USN, Catholic Chaplain. 3rd/5th, 1st Marine Div., FMF. MOH, posthumously.)
To: beccix
One of your intertubes is gebust. Check the floor - do you have a bunch of packets all over the place? Even if you can't see them, they're there.
What I do, see, is get out the old Shop-Vac and run it all over the computer room. Then I put the hose into the computer and switch 'er over from suck to blow. You won't believe the difference that makes in your computer's performance.
To: beccix
You must be a DUmmie. How else could you explain haveing a problem like the one you described, yet be able to post something on the site (on the internet)?
DDDUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUde.
You need a....
ZZZZZZZZZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
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posted on
03/14/2008 10:30:15 AM PDT
by
roaddog727
(BS does not get bridges built - the funk you see is the funk you do)
To: Billthedrill
Then I put the hose into the computer and switch 'er over from suck to blow. <<<<--Illegal in 37 States!
To: roaddog727
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posted on
03/14/2008 10:35:22 AM PDT
by
dragonblustar
(Once abolish the God, and the government becomes the God - G. K. Chesterton)
To: najida
Dell has a great support site!Hahahahahahahahaha. Good one!
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posted on
03/14/2008 10:39:48 AM PDT
by
processing please hold
( "It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.")
To: beccix; martin_fierro; xsmommy
To: mnehrling
I love those pictures, they always make me smile.
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posted on
03/14/2008 10:46:30 AM PDT
by
processing please hold
( "It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.")
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