Posted on 02/04/2008 5:44:17 AM PST by PJ-Comix
Isn't it strange how the media is now highlighting how Barack Obama is closing in or passing Hillary Clinton in the various state polls for Super Tuesday yet are completely IGNORING the astounding surge by Mitt Romney in the primary states. Oh, so Obama has passed Hillary in California? Well, Romney has done the same thing by surging past McCain in that state but you wouldn't know it unless you searched hard for that fact in the MSM. Meanwhile on the leftwing blogs virtually all attention is focused on the Democrat race while my own interest in the moment is on the Republican race. However, there was one DUmmie thread that just leapt out at me in turns of hilarity. It is titled, Who Is On the Short Lists For Veep? Bobby Kennedy Jr. Anyone? That proposition made me laugh out loud so even though it is a short thread, it is well worth DUFUing in terms of comedy value. So let us now get our bellylaughs from this dopey DUmmie idea in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering if Hannibal Lecter is also on the Veep short list, is in the [brackets]:
Who Is On the Short Lists For Veep? Bobby Kennedy Jr. Anyone?
[And best of all, there are no skeletons in his closet.]
that would really help me decide who to vote for in the primary
[You must like torturing your eardrums with Bobby's incredibly painful voice.]
Are you serious? Please explain to me why someone on the leadership team of the DLC would choose Bobby Kennedy for their VP.
[Masochism?]
well--he's endorsing clinton--so i was just hoping... you know...
[Heroin also got a big endorsement from Bobby.]
I'm trying to understand your thinking process. Are you seriously believing there's a real possibility of that?
[Perhaps DUmmie orleans shares Bobby's needle.]
What qualifications does he have?
[Bobby is definitely an expert on drugs.]
environmentalist, kennedy name recognition, humanitarian
[...heroin addict. Quite an impressive list of qualifications there.]
And more skeletons in his closet than Dahmer
[At least he didn't strap a pet carrier to the roof of his station wagon to transport his dog.]
name 30
[You make it too easy, DUmmie orleans. How about challenging us to name 100 skeletons in Bobby's closet?]
He was a heroin addict. I don't know that he has any other skeletons, but there's definitely that.
[Was?]
"In 1983, he was arrested in a Rapid City South Dakota Airport for heroin possession. A search of his carry-on bag uncovered 183 milligrams of the drug. Upon entering a plea of guilty, Kennedy, then 30 years old, was sentenced to two years probation, periodic tests for drug use, treatment by joining Narcotics Anonymous, and 1,500 hours of community service by Presiding Judge Marshall P. Young."
[The Kennedy Chronicles.]
He wants Hillary's seat. That's why he endorsed her.
[Quite a big seat to fill.]
Is he in New York? Because, if he is, he cannot be HRC's VP. You can't have a Veep from the same state.
[That's only according to the old fashioned constitution. This detail can be re-interpreted via the Living Constitution.]
no one will ever choose Bobby for VP. Heroin addict and crippled his Brother David's girlfriend in a 1973 car accident.
[I thought brother Joe was the driver. And didn't David die from a drug OD in Palm Beach? Of course, it is easy to get all these Kennedy scandals mixed up.]
He did have the issues with the "Irish Flu." But I think you may be thinking of another brother per the accident.
[Thank you for absolving Bobby and shifting the blame to Joe.]
Much as I admire RFK Jr's work in the environmental sphere, his baggage is just too much for anyone to pick him as VP. Besides, I'd much prefer to see him heading the EPA.
[Or heading the Federal Reserve.]
Addiction issues are still a strange topic in American life. Virtually every extended family in the country deals with it, but there is a lot of denial and shame still. One of my best friend's daughter worked with RFK Jr shortly after he began to practice law. My friend felt that Robert's addiction issues would keep him from ever becoming a US Senator.
[Take a snort between every tort.]
My brother went to Pomfret with him and then later I knew Robert's brother David well. He was, when I knew him, not in good shape. Unless you compared him to David.
[How about compared to Patrick?]
RFK Jr. endorsed Hillary.
[Because he can hide his stash in her pants.]
With Super Tuesday coming tomorrow, that is a good time to check out the political humor of NewsBusted. In the meantime you can get your fill by watching it HERE.
PING!
Ping-a-ling
Top ten.
hurray!!!!
Finally a top 10!
http://www.freerepublic.com/perl/poll
(2/2) Which GOP presidential hopeful do you want to see win the most delegates on Super Tuesday?
OCHO?
They are on pins and needles over his potential in a future Dem administration. Many have pricked their ears and injected their comments on his endorsement. It will take time to tie-off and debate on this vein.
10?
“... tie-off and debate...” = “... tie-off any debate...”
I think McCain would make a good VP pick for either Democrat ticket.
There’s a lesson in there, someplace...
BUMP!
I think when he was in his (cough) 'addictive phase', he must have been hitting the Prestone© Antifreeze when all else failed.
That or Battery Acid on the rocks.
What you DON’T know about Indian gaming.
Between the non-PC use of the word Indian in the title, the PC guilt over the plight of Native Americans, and the "it's not your fault" sentimentality of the DUmmies, it is a post that might be a FUn DUFU.
17
Nobody sane would want that.
So while this was going on, another Cleopatra machine nearby opened up. Now, get this, I am CONVINCED those machines aren't completely random. In fact the way that woman was feeding money and betting on that machine was almost guaranteed not to work. So I tried another method I've been experimenting with and after 4 or 5 tries the 3 Sphinxes popped up giving me almost 30 bucks profit. The little old lady gave me the look of death since I got my 3 Sphinxes so quickly and she hadn't gotten them for over an hour.
Yesterday, I returned to the casino with Player's club cards from two other people plus my own and ran my experiment again. I figured card #1, played a certain way, would get at least a modest amount. After about 20 spins, 3 Sphinxes showed up, and gave me about 8 bucks. I cashed that out and put in card #2. I even whispered "money card" to myself and in just 4 spins, 3 sphinxes popped up to give me about a hundred bucks. Then I used my own card. I KNEW I would lose but that is what I wanted to do (it sounds crazy but it was part of my overall strategy as well as an experiment test). So when I was down 8 bucks, I cashed out. Actually I should have cashed out when I lost 20 bucks to make my experiment even more effective. Anyway, I netted about a hundred bucks yesterday with more "experiments" coming this week.
Top 20.
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