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Zombie attacks might increase due to global warming, study shows
http://wmbriggs.com/blog/2008/01/31/zombie-attacks-might-increase-due-to-global-warming-study-shows/ ^
| William M Briggs
Posted on 01/31/2008 3:36:33 PM PST by mattstat
A new study by scientists has suggested that zombie attacks might increase if the current projections of global warming are realized. If the earth gets warmer, it means longer springs, summers, and falls, and shorter winters, said John Carpenter-Romero, Ph.D., a zombie-ologist who co-authored the study. And shorter winters means more time for the undead to prey on the populace.
Dr. Harrister, the other co-author, and head of Zombie Robotics at Wayward Robot, Inc., explained that cold winters typically stalled the walking dead. It is well known that zombies cant operate in cold weather. It freezes their brains.
The pair calculated a 32.782412% increase in zombie attacks if CO2 increased to twice its pre-industrial rate. Clearly, this is a very troubling result, said Dr. Harrister, If we dont do something soon, the streets will be filled with blood.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: allyourzotrbelong2us; callingartbell; globalwarming; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; undead; undeadthread; zombies; zotemifyougotem
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To: NicknamedBob
Good luck! The temperature is in the upper 30’s here, so we’re not going to have ice, at least. (Although I need to buy some on the way home - our ice maker is toast.)
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posted on
02/01/2008 5:28:50 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
("Gently alluding to the indisputably obvious is not gloating." ~Richard John Neuhaus)
To: AndyTheBear
The pair calculated a 32.782412% using a water cooled slide rule.
To: NicknamedBob
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posted on
02/01/2008 5:45:26 AM PST
by
Darksheare
(Do you or anyone you know suffer from Bunny on the Head?)
To: Slings and Arrows
The only thing that could make this thread more awesome is ninja priates.
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posted on
02/01/2008 5:49:38 AM PST
by
bamahead
(Few men desire liberty; The majority are satisfied with a just master. -- Sallust)
To: bamahead
This thread has now officially reached the awesomeness limit. No further awesomeness is possible without the universe collapsing into a black hole of awesome.
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posted on
02/01/2008 6:11:19 AM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
("Those who surrender personal liberty for lower global temperatures will receive neither."--weegee)
To: mattstat
126
posted on
02/01/2008 6:12:10 AM PST
by
dennisw
(NEVER bet on Islam!)
To: mattstat
And remember, zombies vote Democrat!
127
posted on
02/01/2008 6:38:03 AM PST
by
libs_kma
(Romney/Thompson 2008)
To: mattstat
Zombies are the most serious problem to stike the world since the penis stealing witches of Islamic Africa!!!
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posted on
02/01/2008 6:41:21 AM PST
by
ZULU
(Non nobis, non nobis Domine, sed nomini tuo da gloriam. God, guts and guns made America great.)
To: sionnsar
*yawn*
I’m here.
*stretch*
I think.
129
posted on
02/01/2008 6:42:21 AM PST
by
Monkey Face
(He who laughs last probably didn't get the joke.)
To: Monkey Face
130
posted on
02/01/2008 7:03:52 AM PST
by
Darksheare
(Do you or anyone you know suffer from Bunny on the Head?)
To: Monkey Face
131
posted on
02/01/2008 7:08:23 AM PST
by
darkangel82
(And the band played on....)
To: Tax-chick
Hi! Remember me? I just stumbled into this zombie thread and -surprise!- I found you guys. I got here just in time for the weather report. 4” of Global Warming on the front porch with more coming. Today’s seminar canceled and 2 peanut butter and jelly sandwiches in my belly- life is good, praise God.
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posted on
02/01/2008 7:31:45 AM PST
by
Aloysius88
(I used to be the different drummer.)
To: Aloysius88
We don’t get that kind of global warming here, just the liquid kind, often with thunder and lightning.
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posted on
02/01/2008 7:33:22 AM PST
by
darkangel82
(And the band played on....)
To: Aloysius88
Oh well. Late to the party again. Good hunting to you all and see you around.
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posted on
02/01/2008 7:33:49 AM PST
by
Aloysius88
(I used to be the different drummer.)
To: darkangel82
Oh hi. I didn’t see you there. Where is there?
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posted on
02/01/2008 7:34:47 AM PST
by
Aloysius88
(I used to be the different drummer.)
To: mattstat
"Quick, get the stake, John has gone zombie!"
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posted on
02/01/2008 7:36:47 AM PST
by
jetson
To: Aloysius88
Florida, although you’d never know it with the weather here the past few months.
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posted on
02/01/2008 7:36:54 AM PST
by
darkangel82
(And the band played on....)
To: mattstat
My kids have got to see this thread!
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posted on
02/01/2008 7:37:17 AM PST
by
DungeonMaster
(WELL I SPEAK LOUD, AND I CARRY A BIGGER STICK, AND I USE IT TOO!)
To: darkangel82
I’m north of Detroit and we are getting some real winter here.
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posted on
02/01/2008 7:37:50 AM PST
by
Aloysius88
(I used to be the different drummer.)
To: Aloysius88
I used to live in Ohio. Three words: Lake-effect snow.
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posted on
02/01/2008 7:39:59 AM PST
by
darkangel82
(And the band played on....)
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