Posted on 01/10/2008 5:42:29 AM PST by PJ-Comix
Whenever an election result doesn't go your way, BLAME DIEBOLD! Or in the case of New Hampshire, BLAME DEIBOLD as the DUmmie asserted in this misspelled THREAD titled, "Deibold wins again!" Blame Diebold when the EVIL Republicans win elections and also blame Diebold (or Deibold) when a Democrat you don't like wins an election. The bottom line here is to blame Diebold for ANY election result you don't like. So let us now watch the DUmmies blame Diebold for their New Hampshire electile dysfunction in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, blaming Diebold for an ingrown toenail, is in the [brackets]:
Deibold wins again!
[What about Diebold?]
N.H. uses Deibold voting machines...
Corporate USAmerika wins again!
You can now return to your (rigged) horse race.
[Thanx for that profound explanation of the NH election results, DUmmie ProudDad. And now to read more Diebold conspiracy theories from your fellow DUmmies...]
They'd Be Smart Not To Try This Again but they are blinded by arrogance and greed. This will be a nail in their coffin.
[And this will be a tinfoil hat on your head.]
Yes, I had no idea that NH was so damn homogeneous that every precinct reporting in ... throughout the evening, without exception, maintained and then, oh so slightly, increased the HRC 2 percent lead to 3 percent. Can we say, "Bought and paid-for by HRC's mighty DLC Machine?"
[Can we say, "All is going according to the Perfect Rovian Plan?"]
Sounds like they are refining the technique. It was too obvious in 2004.
[Practice makes perfect.]
Oh but there's more, Harry Reid's SON (family loves nepotism) is the Democratic Campaign Manager for HRC in Nevada. When it's an no paper-trail producing Dibold election, only their smarmy corporate execs know for sure. Beyond Dibolding, can you imagine all the ass-grabbing manipulations and deal-cutting that is being sponsored by the DLC Machine with "Harry Reid and his boys" as the bag men?!?
[Just thinking out loud here but how hard is it to spell DIEBOLD correctly?]
YES!!! MY CANDIDATE NO WIN!!! VOTE IS RIGGED!!!!!!!! That seems to be the refrain at this site among sore losers, no matter what the election is for apparently.
[That was the refrain of ALL DUmmies following the 2004 election. Or have you forgotten how easily Bev Harris scammed all that money from you?]
Diebold will do for Hillary what it did for Bush, what's the f*cking sense...!
[Correct. And that's why you must assume fetal position now and GIVE UP!]
Ah, Diebold-- just the sound of that name induces retching.
[So do you go into a barfing fit every time you use a Diebold ATM machine?]
I have almost given up on democracy.......I don't believe the results at all. Obama was seen soaring within the first few minutes, then boom click click it changed.....the numbers stayed the same as more and more precincts were reported. Through 2/3 of the results the same steady stream of 17% showed up to vote for JRE? What are the chances of that? The same steady stream also showed up to keep Richardson at 5%, what are the chances of that? If anyone does not question this, I think that is odd also. When it comes to the GE...will you cry FOUL then? This is a very serious issue and needs to be scrutinized, but it won't be. Maybe we should take Bushs' advice and just "go shopping"
[See you at the Sawgrass Mill shopping mall!]
Don't buy anything unless you REALLY need it! Starve the corporate capitalist beast that's killing us all...
[The DUmmie version of a Reality Check.]
The only way to survive the coming collapse of the corporate capitalist system is to build local connections and community.
[I believe those are called "Soviets."]
My candidate loses therefore the election must be rigged. What a pathetic thread.
[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]
I am against the rape of the Commons perpetrated by the corporate capitalist masters... The ones who have bought the entire selection of 2008...and are ObamClintCainOmnyUliani's masters...
["ObamClintCainOmnyUliani's masters." Can you say that while walking backwards?]
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In before the ping, because I can!
IB4TP
PING!
#6
Gee, didn’t see this coming./s
the sad thing is that insanity like this leads to states (Ohio) wasting tons of money and overhauling their voting systems in 2008 thanks to our Elections Dictator Jennifer Brunner.
TT?
The Minute Everything Changed!!!
Not one damn Diebold day!
Play the "Rubber Soul" album backwards and you'll hear it!
Uhm... Wouldn't that mean that Hillary has no chance of losing? Isn't that what the Democrats want?
That post had such stupidity I felt compelled to comment.
So bums on the street (moonbats and such) who don't buy anything and are eating out of garbage dumps are really living it up and are free. Whereas people like me who are working and have paid off a car (and can drive anywhere) and are paying off a house and have enough money and credit to buy stuff and take vacations aren't free and are dying. Got it.
[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]
Okay... Diebold! Diebold! Diebold! Diebold!
Ready for that Pepto-Bismol yet?
I really think that after almost 8 years of BDS on the part of the DUmmies, self-righteous indignation is the only reaction to anything political many DUmmies know how to have. It’s like they’re stuck there, like broken records (of course, they were always stuck on stupid)
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