Posted on 12/25/2007 9:13:16 AM PST by John Semmens
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!
The pot is calling the kettle black!
HYPOCRITE AND CON MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
.......... :^)
Is this true? I cannot believe this to be an
authentic post. No sane person would make such ridiculus claims.
Bow to Gaia ping
He’s even MORE ARROGANT and has a BIGGER HEAD that I realized!!!
Sweet! Thanks for the Christmas giggles, John.
And Merry Christmas to you!
I had a low opinion of Algore. But every time he speaks, he seems to move that bar a little lower.
This is amazing! Apostasy against Mother Nature?!?
So basically Gore is declaring himself a Messiah of his new religion called Evil Man Destroys The Planet. And only if you follow the Ways of the Messiah - whoops - I mean WHAT the MESSIAH SAYS to do, not what he actually DOES - will you be “saved.”
He actually called those who disagree Nazi-appeasers and said they are committing apostasy.
It’s a new religion, folks! And even most of our Republican candidates are afraid not to kiss Gore’s organic hem.
OK, I was had! ROFL. But how far is it from the truth??? I was at a party last night and one female relative was wearing a very hip tight faded t-shirt that said “Al Gore is My Hero.” So I was pre-primed for this article to be real. It’s only about 20 degrees off from what he really says every day!
Merry Christmas from a blonde Freeper.
It is only semi-satire.
My vast network of spies and moles embedded in the inner circles of leading liberals is able to report on the private conversations of these nitwits. Their inner thoughts are then revealed in the “Semi-News.” It has to be labeled satire because these witnesses dare not come forward.
So, the “satires” seem so real because they are essentially real.
True humor must contain an element of truth.
I’m building wealth through “carbon credits” which I earn by not driving the Hummer, not using the yacht, not using the Gulfstream jet. I make a point to NOT use them every day and those “carbon credits” are building up quick. I’m pretty sure I get extra carbon credits, too, because I not only don’t use these things, but I don’t even own them. I’ll be so rich when I sell these “carbon credits”, I’ll be looking for some good investments. Maybe I’ll buy some cable TV time and do infomercials where I sell my program for “Easy Wealth - The Green Way”. Of course, I won’t be able to do all that until after I pay my electric bill.
The man is an idiot.
Other examples of ‘settled science’ from the past:
Aristotelian physics (which predicts projectiles move in a straight line then fall straight down, rather than moving in a parabolic arc).
The composition of matter from the four basic elements: air, fire, water and earth.
The humours theory of disease.
The miasma theory of disease.
Newtonian physics (sorry, it’s wrong too, just approximately right for moderate sized objects not moving very fast).
Classical electrodynamics (oops, the moving electron generates a magnetic field. . .)
Gore has lost his mind, and I don’t feel bad for him..
It a blessing the idiot has lost his mind, he simply couldn’t deal with the rejection in 2000.
I beg to differ, LOL.
He's one of the canniest tycoons on the face of this earth. He's built a lucrative financial empire for himself as well as being the founder and head prelate of a world-wide religion with millions of slavish followers. All this in just a few short years.
I should be such an "idiot".
(He's also a prime example that Shi'ite floats).
Leni
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