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DUmmie FUnnies 12-17-07 (HUffies unleash fury on Lieberman!)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 17, 2007 | Ari Melber, HUffies, and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 12/17/2007 1:23:52 PM PST by Charles Henrickson

Joe Lieberman was never a favorite of the Looney Left: Barking Moonbat Division. Little Joe was a little too "centrist," a little too "traditional values-ish," a little too . . . well, let's say it . . . a little too JOOOOO-ISH for them. Even though Lieberman voted pretty much down the Democrat line in the Senate, even though he ran with Algore in the 2000 Selection, and even though partisan politics is SUPPOSED to stop at our nation's shores--in spite of all that, because Senator Lieberman DARED to stand with President Bush (hiss! boo!) in matters of national security and foreign policy, the Moonbats THREW Little Joe under the bus in the 2006 Connecticut primary. However, the horse they backed, Negative Ned Lament, did not fare as well with the rest of Connecticut voters in the general election. Little Joe, running as an independent, had the Joementum and was returned to the Senate, while Ned Lament was taken off to the glue factory.

Well, today's news that Joe Lieberman is backing (gasp!) RETHUGLICAN John McCain for President has provided a golden opportunity for the Moonbats to UNLEASH their fury on Lieberman once again, as witnessed in this HUffPo THREAD, "Lieberman's New Kiss of Death." (Ironically, the HUffPo blogger is one Ari Melber.)

So let us sit back and watch the internecine warfare as the HUffies consign the erstwhile Democrat Lieberman to Zell Miller Hell, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, wondering what all the fuss is about since McCain isn't going anywhere, is in the [brackets]:

Lieberman's New Kiss of Death

[The former Democrat, dissed by his own party last year, for some reason doesn't feel compelled to back a Democrat this time. Hmmm, not too hard to figure out.]

Senator Joe Lieberman will finally come clean on Monday, unleashing his inner-Republican to endorse the struggling campaign of Senator John McCain. . . .

[Thus prompting the Moonbats to unleash their inner-Hater!]

As an independent, however, Lieberman was already standing in the aisle.

[His own party had shoved him there! Enough from Ari Melber; now let's hear the comments from the HUffies. . . .]

As a constituent of the Senator's as well as being Jewish I find him to be a total embarassment! . . . He lacks the moral courage to represent his constituents and there collective will,who elected him in the first place. . . .

[Then why did his constituents elect Lieberman over Lament, when they had the chance?]

Lieberman is a whiney little fench jumper that sold out to the neo-cons.

["Neo-cons" = the JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!!!!!!!!!!]

Alot of them have to go, on both sides of the aisle. Schummer and Feinstein are two of them.

[More "neo-cons," wink wink. . . .]

Why is Lieberman's body so small relative to his head? Would anyone be surprised to find out that he crawled out of a hanger in Roswell, N.M.? This thing was actually elected VP in 2000. What could be scarier than that? We could this minute be a colony of Garkon5 following the vaporization of Pres. Gore.

[NEO-CONS IN SPACE!]

There should be a special level of Hell for Lieberman (if there really was such a thing as Hell)

[Zell Hell.]

What a putz.

[A regular schmuck. Oy.]

the closest Joe Lieberman should ever get to the white house is kissing Dick Cheney's ass.

[The little putz is probably over there doing that right now!]

If politics were art, Joe Lieberman would be like Monet and his haystacks -- the kind of artist who paints the same picture, over and over again.

[Joe the Boring Monet-bot.]

he can perhaps help McCain tempt New Hampshire independents to vote not in the Democratic but in the Republican primary in that state, thus perhaps slowing their slide to Barack Obama -- about whose own surge Republicans are now gravely concerned -- and thereby aid the Republicans' favorite (because unelectable) Democratic candidate, Hillary Clinton.

[Let's see, Rove directs Lieberman to back McCain, which hurts Obama, which helps Hillary, which will help the eventual non-McCain Republican nominee. Got it!]

Joe Lieberman epitomizes what is wrong with the Democratic Party today.

[Yeah, he left it! All that's left is the Anti-American Left!]

I see many of the comments are the typical HuffPo anti-semitic rants I see posted on every story about Lieberman.

[They're unleashing their inner anti-Semite.]

A Zell-OT by any other name. . . .

[Joseph the Zell-ot, condemned to Zell Hell.]

He represents the Israeli lobby and only the Israeli lobby.

[Sen. Joe Lieberman (I-Israel).]

His enthusiatic support of military action against Iran is just the latest evidence in that regard. Sadly, most of the Congress is also on board with the Israelis.

[Is that you, Mahmoud Ahmanutjob?]

in my opinion, he should be relieved of his citizenship immediately . . .

[AND SENT TO THE HAGUE FOR HANGING!!!]

Israel is by far America's strongest ally in that region. Obviously any sane American politician will advocate a continuing alliance with Israel.

[SILENCE! TO THE HAGUE WITH YOU!!]

DO NOT FORGET ROVE ALSO advised Joe, and helped him gain GOP support/votes then..Laughable was the established Dems ignorring the VOTERS choice and rallying behind their established collegue...EXPERIENCE SHOWED UP IN THOSE DECISONS TO DO SO, and MOST NOTABLY BOTH CLINTONS RALLIED TO ASSIST JOE, as well as DOdd nd others , including Obama who was told he should go. . . .

[ALL your Democrat candidates are belong to Rove!]

Lieberman is just a republicanderthal. . . .

[No wonder he caved!]

Lieberwhore is not a Republican. He's a fascist.

[Which is ALMOST as bad as being a Republican.]

Wasn't HRC one of the Dem Senators supporting Joe Quislingman against Ned Lamont?

[Hillary is part Jewish, you know.]

can we as civil, intelligent people support our ideas with facts and thoughtful observations and cut out the juvenile and hateful rheoric?

[No.]

L WAS "TOUCHED" BY GORE TO BE HIS VICE PRESIDENT

[Touched by an Algore.]

I wonder what would John Lennon say and who would he vote for? To bad the CIA kill him.

[WWLD? Lennon would vote for Lenin.]

A recommendation from Lieberman is like the proverbial fart in a hurricane.

[May the farts be with you!]

WELL, I GUESS THAT THIS IS THE CRAZY DANCE OF POLITICS. . . .

[Dancing with the Tsars.]

AT THIS POINT I AM SAD, ANGRY AND DISAPPOINTED.

[I.e., your normal state.]

Joe Lieberman is a horse's ass if ever there were one.

[Yet his ass finished ahead of Negative Ned Lament.]

A little baked ham.

[No, no anti-semitism here. . . .]

Lieberman is an evil shape-shifter. He probably smells of stale "Old Spice and BO". . . .

[No, no juvenile and hateful rhetoric here. . . .]

lieberman has once again shown the world what a piece of garbage he is.

[Feel the love!]

UGHHHHHH, Barff. Just listened to the CNN rerun of Joe's endorsement. The man is Bat shit crazy, no other way to look at it!

[Unnngh. . . .]

There is a marvelous city, Roswell, New Mexico, where you can find shops with marvelous foil hats that will cut down on the number of Z-Rays that rach the brain. . . .

[Joe could not resist the Zell-Rays.]

Kissin' Joe's "interests" lie entirely with ISRAEL AND ZIONISM, both of which are as FASCIST IN NATURE as is the entire BUSH/CHENEY/SCOTUS/REPUBLICAN/BLUE-DOG DEMOCRAT ENABLER CABAL, and yes, that includes Pelosi, Hoyer, Rahm Emanuel, Reid, Clinton and Feinstein to name but a few. . . .

[TO THE HAGUE WITH THE LOT OF THEM!!]

Is it possible to have Connecticut declared a town (village)? Then they wouldn't have any Senators and we'd all be better off.

[SEND CONNECTICUT TO THE HAGUE!]


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KEYWORDS: 110th; dufu; dummiefunnies; huffies; lieberman; mccain
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To: Charles Henrickson
Would anyone be surprised to find out that he crawled out of a hanger in Roswell, N.M.?

Nah, that was the Evil Elf.............

21 posted on 12/17/2007 2:44:17 PM PST by doorgunner69
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To: Charles Henrickson
He probably smells of stale "Old Spice and BO". . . .

Well, that's a lot better than what Osama Obama smells like, according to his wife...........

22 posted on 12/17/2007 2:49:17 PM PST by doorgunner69
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To: Charles Henrickson
I WAS "TOUCHED" BY GORE

One of benburch's most vivid, recurrent fantasies.

23 posted on 12/17/2007 3:07:02 PM PST by Choose Ye This Day ("Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God." -- Thomas Jefferson)
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To: mikrofon

I’d never heard the term before. According to something called “The Urban Dictionary:

Fench : paradoxical act of aggression - as a fench is entirely unprovoked, any retribution won’t serve as due revenge, because the revenge was provoked by the fench. No prior warning can be given to the victim, and a fench cannot be used as a threat, becase these both imply provocation of some sort - a fench must be an act of wanton, spontaneous violence.

In other words, an act of aggression so successful that full revenge is impossible.

Can be used in various forms to describe the act of aggression (usually resulting in comic humiliation of the victim), the aggressor and the victim, ie:

1. “I’ve just witnessed a particularly amusing fench”
2. “I’ve just been fenched”
3. “You’re worse than a b*st*rd - you’re a fencher!”


24 posted on 12/17/2007 3:09:53 PM PST by Choose Ye This Day ("Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God." -- Thomas Jefferson)
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To: Charles Henrickson
AT THIS POINT I AM SAD, ANGRY AND DISAPPOINTED.

And heavily, heavily medicated. Situation normal.

25 posted on 12/17/2007 3:12:09 PM PST by Choose Ye This Day ("Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God." -- Thomas Jefferson)
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To: Charles Henrickson
This thing was actually elected VP in 2000.

Now wait a second. I'm having a small episode of cognitive dissonance here.

Didn't AL GORE (peace be upon him) pick Joe Lieberman to be his running mate?

And isn't AL GORE (Hallelujah!) the SMARTEST man EVER to have walked this or any other earth (in the balance)? Al Gore, according to the DUmmies and the KOSsacks, is the savior of mankind, the White Knight of the Democrat Party, and the ONLY thing standing between the earth and environmental Armageddon. Al Gore can do no wrong. He is an intellectual and spiritual giant.

So why did he pick a "republicanderthal" like ol' Jooo Lieberman as a running mate, if he's so smart? Shouldn't he have known better?

26 posted on 12/17/2007 3:17:56 PM PST by Choose Ye This Day ("Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God." -- Thomas Jefferson)
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To: Charles Henrickson

The Lennon thing has to be one the strangest comments I’ve ever seen in one of these dispatches.


27 posted on 12/17/2007 5:50:22 PM PST by Dan Middleton
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To: Charles Henrickson
in my opinion, he should be relieved of his citizenship immediately . . .

Oh, that's real democratic of you HUffers.

28 posted on 12/17/2007 6:06:17 PM PST by rdl6989
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To: Charles Henrickson
“This thing was actually elected VP in 2000. What could be scarier than that? We could this minute be a colony of Garkon5 following the vaporization of Pres. Gore.”

OK, so this means the Barking Moonbats (BM for short) are now GLAD they lost the Electoral College vote in 2000, right?

“Whew, we almost had JOE LIEBERMAN for VICE_PRESIDENT!? - thank Gaia/Chthulu/Ted Rall/whothehellever THAT didn’t happen!"

29 posted on 12/17/2007 8:50:25 PM PST by decal (This tagline is subject to change without noti........)
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To: Charles Henrickson
“[Joe could not resist the Zell-Rays]”

I was always partial to the Zell-Vikings, myself.

30 posted on 12/17/2007 8:54:39 PM PST by decal (This tagline is subject to change without noti........)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Kissin' Joe's "interests" lie entirely with ISRAEL AND ZIONISM, both of which are as FASCIST IN NATURE as is the entire BUSH/CHENEY/SCOTUS/REPUBLICAN/BLUE-DOG DEMOCRAT ENABLER CABAL, and yes, that includes Pelosi, Hoyer, Rahm Emanuel, Reid, Clinton and Feinstein to name but a few. . . .

DUmmies never cease to amaze me with their BDS.

31 posted on 12/18/2007 4:36:40 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 (I've been too busy for FR this weekend, because I did the things I refuse to let the invaders do.)
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To: hsalaw
I thought Hillary, Dodd, etc. supported Negative Ned, not Lieberman, because Ned was "the Party's choice." I don't know about Obama - I didn't realize he was told he should go.

They all supported Lieberman in the primary, as he had the incumbency. Once Lieberman lost the primary, most of the support went to Lamont (but not all).

32 posted on 12/18/2007 5:14:32 AM PST by CT-Freeper (Said the frequently disappointed but ever optimistic Mets fan.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
I wonder what would John Lennon say and who would he vote for? To bad the CIA kill him.

Oy, not this shite again. I guess it never occurred to this twits that Yoko is a more likely candidate for being behind Lennon's death than the CIA. For the CIA, Lennon was hardly a blip on the radar - he was too damned stoned by then to be a threat to anyone but himself.

33 posted on 12/18/2007 6:40:56 AM PST by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: Charles Henrickson
There should be a special level of Hell for Lieberman (if there really was such a thing as Hell)

This one cracked me up. You can just hear this DUmmie's though process: "Oops, did I write something remotely religious??? Well, rather than erase it and re-phrase my thoughts, I'll make my self-awarded politically correct moral superiority evident by correcting myself! Man, am I cool!"

34 posted on 12/18/2007 6:59:00 AM PST by kidd
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To: Charles Henrickson
And your point is...

eNews Reference Directory of News around the world.

35 posted on 12/18/2007 7:20:01 AM PST by enewsreference (eNews Reference - Directory of News, Television & Radio Everywhere)
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To: CT-Freeper

That’s right; it was after Lamont won the primary that they defected from Lieberman. Thanks for the reminder.


36 posted on 12/18/2007 8:55:18 AM PST by hsalaw
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To: Charles Henrickson; PJ-Comix; kevkrom
As FR's resident Black Gay Conservative™, I am awarding a special Content of Their Character™ award to moonbat kayinmaine for her "Which does jackbooting …" comment on PJ's blog for this DUFU.

I will not soil FR by reproducing the entire comment here.

37 posted on 12/19/2007 10:05:17 AM PST by ShorelineMike (Constituo, ergo sum.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Nice job! :’D


38 posted on 12/20/2007 10:06:46 PM PST by SunkenCiv (Profile updated Tuesday, December 18, 2007___________________https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
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