Posted on 10/24/2007 3:31:14 AM PDT by genefromjersey
Wolf Awareness Week ended yesterday-according to the National Wildlife Federation.
They neglected,however, to mention Werewolf Awareness Week-which begins tomorrow and which ends on Hallowe'en.
(Excerpt) Read more at genefinneran.typepad.com ...
I feel a strange urgency to chime in. It’s almost a full moon.
Whom do you suggest for our first “offering” ?
My first thought would be Rosie but, Hillery might be a better choice.
I thought about Al Gore: a fine, plump selection. Harry Reid is too bony, and I don’t know if Ted Kennedy would be suitable for the alcohol-sensitive palate...
Oh-oh ! I just received a memo from the Werewolves’ Ladies Auxilliary : Please don’t set out any politicians for us !
They are slippery, have very thick skins, and are greasy,rancid, and gassy.
The Auxilliary-in response to my question-admits some Werewolves work as Telemarketers: something they’re not proud of.
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