Okay, I know it's been about a week since my last DUFU posting. Hey, it was the last week of August and I needed a break. Maybe not the greatest excuse but it's the only one I've got. However, I believe I made it up to you with this DUFU edition. Not only is it super long (took me about 5 hours to prepare) but it will also take you to another dimension in terms of humor. So strap on your seatbelts and prepare for an incredible journey beyond time and space to the planet Whoopydoopy.
Oh, and prepare for an INCREDIBLE Webcast next Monday. Details to follow in the next few days.
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1 posted on
09/03/2007 10:05:02 AM PDT by
PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix
77 posted on
09/03/2007 5:31:05 PM PDT by
Incorrigible
(If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
To: PJ-Comix
This Iran attack is the longest DUmmie delusion I’ve ever seen. It is now 3 years late, according to these geniuses.
To: PJ-Comix
“Maybe Markos knows that what Macabee says is true and is worried that the FBI will shut this site down and knock on Markos’ door any moment now.”
Maybe you’re a Lousy Freeper Troll - not that I’d hold that against you, y’understand...
79 posted on
09/03/2007 7:12:18 PM PDT by
decal
("The Political Advisor Is IN.")
To: PJ-Comix
“I was going to say, this diary seemed to be.. not much more than another load of wacky.. just let it go by, right? there are a few of them, around here! Still, the democratic underground and the freepers have waaay more conspiracy stuff going on...”
“We only wet our pants HALF as often as THEY do!”
Silly justification, as well as being half-wrong.
80 posted on
09/03/2007 7:14:15 PM PDT by
decal
("The Political Advisor Is IN.")
To: PJ-Comix
“Before reading this diary, I put the chances at 7% that macabee was making all of [this] up, not just stretching the conversation but inventing everything, and I rec’ed his diary anyway. And I don’t see any reason, immediately, to apologise for that. Right now, I put the odds that macabee literally made all [this] up at . . . I dunno . . . 20%, and stretched the truth . . . I dunno, 40%. I put the odds that the person he was talking to (if anyone) was stretching the truth at 30%. Leaving a 10% chance that everything here is on the level.
[It is HILARIOUS that you still put the possibility of Maccabee making it all up at only 20%. This means there is still an 80% chance that I can sell you a bridge in Brooklyn.]
Well, I put it at 20.4% - do I get to buy it if he refuses?
81 posted on
09/03/2007 7:18:04 PM PDT by
decal
("The Political Advisor Is IN.")
To: PJ-Comix
“I recollect that I was the first rec for the diary in question. If recs are time stamped, then I’ll go down in history as being rec # 1. Shoot me, what I can I say? I made a mistake. I apologize.”
Sorry, apology not accepted - prepare to be herded off to the GULAG and to have all the images of you with Markos airbrushed out.
82 posted on
09/03/2007 7:20:46 PM PDT by
decal
("The Political Advisor Is IN.")
To: PJ-Comix
“Markos has been helping me upgrade my shabby wardrobe. And brilliantly, I might add. He’s the best damned fashion advisor in California.”
File under “Sequitur, Non.”
83 posted on
09/03/2007 7:24:18 PM PDT by
decal
("The Political Advisor Is IN.")
To: PJ-Comix
“It is very possible that Iran has carrier busting missles which could essentially take out the US fleet before anyone could react. Low flying missles, on the backs of trucks that reach speeds so fast that a carrier could be destroyed before it could even lock on the target.”
Adam and Jamie cover this on next week’s “Mythbusters” - check your local listings for times.
84 posted on
09/03/2007 7:27:12 PM PDT by
decal
("The Political Advisor Is IN.")
To: PJ-Comix
“Where is planet Whoopydoopy, and can we get there yet?”
You already live there; unfortunately for you, you live in the country known as “KOmmieland” - it translates into Earthling as “Zimbabwe.”
85 posted on
09/03/2007 7:30:57 PM PDT by
decal
("The Political Advisor Is IN.")
To: PJ-Comix
“We also have to realize that as we become more known and more of a threat, there will be people who will come here just to post crazy stuff just to make us look bad.”
A threat to whom, the DUmmies?
Go tell Joe Lieberman how much of a “threat” you are: you got him thrown out in the primary where only the true Barking Moonbats (BM for short) vote, only to have him eat your lunch and the sack it came in when the general public voted in November.
86 posted on
09/03/2007 7:37:06 PM PDT by
decal
("The Political Advisor Is IN.")
To: PJ-Comix
“Where were you at comment 100, 500, 1000. So explain to me why I am gullible for recommending that diary. Your comment that they are justified in doing so means nothing to me.”
For anyone who read the original: was there ANYONE there who had the least suspicion that this was a buncha nonsense? The BS meter here was redlining early, as it almost always does in cases like this.
So NOW we have the wailing and rending of garments: “We were HAD! How could this HAPPEN?”
Well, KOSmiks, just wait a week or so; it’ll happen to you again - and you’ll find out about it here.
87 posted on
09/03/2007 7:46:50 PM PDT by
decal
("The Political Advisor Is IN.")
To: PJ-Comix
Hey, the feds are all over his azz...trust me on that. The feds are after him...hope he’s hired some very good attorneys...he’s toast...a number of different fed authorities were given a heads up...FBI, Military...boy oh boy is the list long....he’s got to be peeing all over himself...and scared ain’t the word for it...
88 posted on
09/03/2007 7:52:17 PM PDT by
shield
(A wise man's heart is at his RIGHT hand;but a fool's heart at his LEFT. Ecc 10:2)
To: PJ-Comix
But its not like Kosovo or when we relieved the tsunami victims. There everyone could tell you in a sentence what we were here doing."Bombing from so high that it increased civilian casualties, even though the military protested this Clinton decision."
And people actually BOUGHT this thing?
89 posted on
09/03/2007 10:18:15 PM PDT by
Darkwolf377
(Atheist, pro-lifer, pro-LEGAL immigrationer, Bostonian, reader, woman-watcher, writer, etc.)
To: PJ-Comix
Thats whats missing. A real sense of purpose. Whats missing is the answer to what the hell are we doing out here threatening this country with all this power? Last night in the galley, an ensign asked what right do we have to tell a sovereign nation that they cant build a nuke."Uh huh, and no one said "They're killing our people in Iraq"?
90 posted on
09/03/2007 10:19:44 PM PDT by
Darkwolf377
(Atheist, pro-lifer, pro-LEGAL immigrationer, Bostonian, reader, woman-watcher, writer, etc.)
To: PJ-Comix
Off for a week? Were you golfing in Hawaii with El Rushbo?
91 posted on
09/03/2007 10:45:46 PM PDT by
Purrcival
(Are Maccabee and Pitt one and the same? Intelligent giant squid from Whoopydoopy want to know.)
To: PJ-Comix
Okay, I know it's been about a week since my last DUFU posting. Hey, it was the last week of August and I needed a break. [ SARCASM ] I am outraged, outraged that my free entertainment isn't being delivered in a timely manner! [ /SARCASM ]
Yeesh, you should see some of the idiots on webcomics comment board when a strip is a day or two late.
94 posted on
09/04/2007 6:28:21 AM PDT by
steve-b
(It's hard to be religious when certain people don't get struck by lightning.)
To: PJ-Comix
How do we know the giant squid didn’t come here to sell us kelp? How do we know it isn’t a despair squid? It seems awfully dodgy to believe anything about this squid w/o further documentation.
Has anyone actually met with the squid and confirmed planet of origin?
98 posted on
09/04/2007 12:06:13 PM PDT by
Duke Nukum
(...no more I follow, no more obedience pay.)
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