[PJ-Comix]

Okay, I know it's been about a week since my last DUFU posting. Hey, it was the last week of August and I needed a break. Maybe not the greatest excuse but it's the only one I've got. However, I believe I made it up to you with this DUFU edition. Not only is it super long (took me about 5 hours to prepare) but it will also take you to another dimension in terms of humor. So strap on your seatbelts and prepare for an incredible journey beyond time and space to the planet Whoopydoopy.

Oh, and prepare for an INCREDIBLE Webcast next Monday. Details to follow in the next few days.

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[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[chesley]

3! highest ever

[Paul Heinzman]

Top 10.

[bcsco]

Not to change the subject, but here's an issue to watch out for in DU/KOsLand: Venezuela currency plummets.

Wonder how they'll take this good news...

Oh, and didn't you mention a trip down there shortly? Better take a lot of cash along.

[Paul Heinzman]

Seriously, just because something online confirms your own viewpoint or prejudices or whatnot, it does not mean it's true.

Is this your first day reading your own site, Markos?

[socal_parrot]

maybe markos is really karl rove

No way is markos magnificent.

[SIDENET]

10?

[Tears of a Clown]

Hahahahahaha. Hilarious Writeup.

The Kos-sacks won’t believe anything coming out of the mouth any person with a right-tilt, but once you have some anonymous wackjob on the internet talking about his navy friend having top SECRET info about bombing iran (along with a bunch of other anti-bush meat for the dogs) then it has to be true, because it validates that retarded point of view.

“The Really Sad Commentary
is not so much that a starving fiction writer can get on the Rec list but that over 1300 posters participated in the charade and over 600 recommended it.”

thats kos for ya.

“I have repeatedly said that the quality of ‘some of’ the posters on this site has severely took a nose dive but today is proof positive of it as even Markos implicitly recognizes.”

That’s what happen when 90% of your site is made up of conspiracy nutjobs and immature teens who want to rebel against authority because it’s cool.

[RedRover]

Follow-up ping.

[RedRover]

Follow-up ping.

[Paul Heinzman]

Now the right-wingers are laughing at the gullibility of those who recommend Maccabee's diaries.

And they are quite justified in doing so.

Thanks for your permission, we'll get started.

[johnny7]

[Paul Heinzman]

Thanks, PJ. I saw this on LGF but stayed away because I thought it might break your silence, and I didn’t want to break your commandment.

[Paul Heinzman]

I asked her about the attack, how limited and so forth.

“I don’t think it’s limited at all. We are shipping in and assigning every damn Tomahawk we have in inventory. I think this is going to be massive and sudden, like thousands of targets....."

I asked her why she was suddenly so cynical.

"I can't tell you that; it's classified."

[Paul Heinzman]

I was bamboozled into rec'ing that diary and now feel really used!

Bush's fault!

[Paul Heinzman]

[I guess you never read the long extended quotes of Ty the Bouncer that were posted by that master of word-for-word memory, Pied Piper Pitt.]

LOL! Thanks for that trip down memory lane. That was the first DUFU I read and the reason I signed up here. Coming up on two years now.

[Paul Heinzman]

What if Eleanor Roosevelt could fly?

I dunno; I suppose her ass wouldn't hit the ground when she jumped.

[steveegg]

“At least I didn’t get beat by a 1-AA school” top 25.

[Paul Heinzman]

It is very possible that Iran has carrier busting missles which could essentially take out the US fleet before anyone could react. Low flying missles, on the backs of trucks that reach speeds so fast that a carrier could be destroyed before it could even lock on the target.

A-and it's very possible that Eleanor Roosevelt could fly.

[hsalaw]

I read Maccabee's diary from yesterday on my Blackberry while I waited in the drive-through line at the Eckerd to pick up a prescription. I read every word of it and never considered that it was anecdotal

Start taking that prescription RIGHT NOW. This guy's off his meds for sure.