DUmmie FUnnies 09-03-07 (KOmmies Berated For Acting Like DUmmies)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 3, 2007 | KOmmie KOs, KOmmies, and PJ-Comix

[decal]

“Before reading this diary, I put the chances at 7% that macabee was making all of [this] up, not just stretching the conversation but inventing everything, and I rec’ed his diary anyway. And I don’t see any reason, immediately, to apologise for that. Right now, I put the odds that macabee literally made all [this] up at . . . I dunno . . . 20%, and stretched the truth . . . I dunno, 40%. I put the odds that the person he was talking to (if anyone) was stretching the truth at 30%. Leaving a 10% chance that everything here is on the level.

[It is HILARIOUS that you still put the possibility of Maccabee making it all up at only 20%. This means there is still an 80% chance that I can sell you a bridge in Brooklyn.]

Well, I put it at 20.4% - do I get to buy it if he refuses?

[decal]

“I recollect that I was the first rec for the diary in question. If recs are time stamped, then I’ll go down in history as being rec # 1. Shoot me, what I can I say? I made a mistake. I apologize.”

Sorry, apology not accepted - prepare to be herded off to the GULAG and to have all the images of you with Markos airbrushed out.

[decal]

“Markos has been helping me upgrade my shabby wardrobe. And brilliantly, I might add. He’s the best damned fashion advisor in California.”

File under “Sequitur, Non.”

[decal]

“It is very possible that Iran has carrier busting missles which could essentially take out the US fleet before anyone could react. Low flying missles, on the backs of trucks that reach speeds so fast that a carrier could be destroyed before it could even lock on the target.”

Adam and Jamie cover this on next week’s “Mythbusters” - check your local listings for times.

[decal]

“Where is planet Whoopydoopy, and can we get there yet?”

You already live there; unfortunately for you, you live in the country known as “KOmmieland” - it translates into Earthling as “Zimbabwe.”

[decal]

“We also have to realize that as we become more known and more of a threat, there will be people who will come here just to post crazy stuff just to make us look bad.”

A threat to whom, the DUmmies?

Go tell Joe Lieberman how much of a “threat” you are: you got him thrown out in the primary where only the true Barking Moonbats (BM for short) vote, only to have him eat your lunch and the sack it came in when the general public voted in November.

[decal]

“Where were you at comment 100, 500, 1000. So explain to me why I am gullible for recommending that diary. Your comment that they are justified in doing so means nothing to me.”

For anyone who read the original: was there ANYONE there who had the least suspicion that this was a buncha nonsense? The BS meter here was redlining early, as it almost always does in cases like this.

So NOW we have the wailing and rending of garments: “We were HAD! How could this HAPPEN?”

Well, KOSmiks, just wait a week or so; it’ll happen to you again - and you’ll find out about it here.

[shield]

Hey, the feds are all over his azz...trust me on that. The feds are after him...hope he’s hired some very good attorneys...he’s toast...a number of different fed authorities were given a heads up...FBI, Military...boy oh boy is the list long....he’s got to be peeing all over himself...and scared ain’t the word for it...

[Darkwolf377]

But it’s not like Kosovo or when we relieved the tsunami victims. There everyone could tell you in a sentence what we were here doing.”

"Bombing from so high that it increased civilian casualties, even though the military protested this Clinton decision."

And people actually BOUGHT this thing?

[Darkwolf377]

“That’s what’s missing. A real sense of purpose. What’s missing is the answer to what the hell are we doing out here threatening this country with all this power? Last night in the galley, an ensign asked what right do we have to tell a sovereign nation that they can’t build a nuke."

Uh huh, and no one said "They're killing our people in Iraq"?

[Purrcival]

Off for a week? Were you golfing in Hawaii with El Rushbo?

[Purrcival]

Venezuela currency plummets? Obviously a Rovian plot. That man has power, even after resigning his position.

[bcsco]

Venezuela currency plummets? Obviously a Rovian plot. That man has power, even after resigning his position.

He now has time to weave his nefarious web around the globe. More to come, I'm sure :)

[steve-b]

Okay, I know it's been about a week since my last DUFU posting. Hey, it was the last week of August and I needed a break.

[ SARCASM ] I am outraged, outraged that my free entertainment isn't being delivered in a timely manner! [ /SARCASM ]

Yeesh, you should see some of the idiots on webcomics comment board when a strip is a day or two late.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

It was filed as “sovereign entity v. sovereign entity” and placed on hold until the DoD decides to act on it.

Later that day, the US met with Iran in the office of Iran’s attorney for literally hours, running past the usual 5:00 pm cocktail hour.

[ariamne]

Suffered the same fate as Will "In Case I Disappear" Pitt.

HAHAHA! That was one of the funniest of Pitt's arrogant conceits; that he is important enough for anyone to consider such a threat that they would make him "disappear". Remember the photoshopped pictures of pretty young girls carrying signs that read "Where's Will Pitt?"? In his dreams..

[Charles Henrickson]

[Duke Nukum]

How do we know the giant squid didn’t come here to sell us kelp? How do we know it isn’t a despair squid? It seems awfully dodgy to believe anything about this squid w/o further documentation.

Has anyone actually met with the squid and confirmed planet of origin?

[PJ-Comix]

FLASH!!! KOmmieland is DOWN!!! Did they have a collective mential meltdown?

[Ronaldus Magnus Reagan]

Sadly. . . you don't have to be that good a bullshit artist to get a solo show on the Recommended list.

The only requirement you need is a tin foil hat.