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DUmmie FUnnies 07-19-07 (DUmmies Support Vandalism On HUmmer)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 19, 2007 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 07/19/2007 6:19:26 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

When was the last time you heard of Leftwing environ-whackos vandalizing the private jets of either Al Gore or Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.? Each of those private jets consumes way more fuel than a Hummer yet it appears that is perfectly okay with them when a Hummer is vandalized since it belongs to a regular private citizen. Before we proceed further, let me quote from the Washinton Post ARTICLE, titled, "Hummer Owner Gets Angry Message."

On a narrow, leafy street in Northwest Washington, where Prius hybrid cars and Volvos are the norm, one man bought a flashy gray Hummer that was too massive to fit in his garage.

So he parked the seven-foot-tall behemoth on the street in front of his house and smiled politely when his eco-friendly neighbors looked on in disapproval at his "dream car."

It lasted five days on the street before two masked men took a bat to every window, a knife to each 38-inch tire and scratched into the body: "FOR THE ENVIRON."

"The thought of somebody vandalizing it never crossed my mind," said Gareth Groves, 32, who lives with his mother in a three-story home in the 4300 block of Brandywine Street NW in American University Park. "I've kind of been in shock."

Now, as Groves ponders what to do with the remains of his $38,000 SUV, he has been the target of a number of people who have driven by the crime scene in his upscale neighborhood and glared at him in smug satisfaction.

Among the people who have taken smug satisfaction from the vandalism of Gareth Groves' Hummer are many DUmmies as you can see in this THREAD titled, "Hummer owner gets angry message." Apparently Gareth Groves' great sin is that he wasn't a liberal political type burning up fuel to go to Global Warming hysteria events to denounce the rest of us for wasting energy. Then his Hummer would have been given a free pass just as the private jets of the likes of Al Gore or RFK, Jr. are. So let us now watch the DUmmies get grim satisfaction in Bolhsevik Red of the destruction of a Hummer while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering what the stats are in fuel consumption camparisons between Groves' Hummer and the private jets of the liberals referenced above, is in the [brackets]:

Hummer owner gets angry message.

[Which DUmmies approve.]

Lesson: violence is the best way to get your message out there.

[The DUmmie ends justify the means.]

Beats driving big obnoxious vehicles to get your message out there.

[What about flying around in big obnoxious private jets?]

A guy bought a car, a car I wouldn't purchase on a bet. But someone didn't just vandalize it, they damn near destroyed it. Every tire punctured, every window broken, every quarter panel dented or keyed. If you're cool with that, have the guts to say so, and we'll just agree to disagree.

[Most DUmmies are cool with that just as they are cool with Al Gore and RFK, Jr. flying around on gas guzzling private jets.]

Some asshole bought a hummer, some other guy vandalized it. Big f*cking deal. The media's all over it? What's next, some kid wouldn't stay off a guys lawn? News at 11?

[Imagine how much this DUmmie would screech in outrage if someone vandalized his tricycle.]

I'm surprised by the amount of support for these assholes. Cowards vandalize a working person's property in the middle of the night. I hope they are held accountable.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

What If They Catch The People Who Did It. But They Turn Out Not To Be Radical Extremists?

[The chances of that are between nil and none.]

He lived with his mother....didn't want to pay rent. He's 32 and still living at home, probably in the basement on his computer all day lurking in DU and heaping praise on Bush at the freeper site. Skin head, buddy from Alabama.

[Actually the DUmmies are the ones living in Mommie's basement while hanging out all day and night in DUmmieland.]

Yup. If he REALLY wanted a Hummer, he's PRIME enlistment material, isn't he? No, better that a bunch of kids who can't afford $38,000 vehicles should go die to secure oil for this shithead to WASTE. F*ck him, and the Hummer he rode in on.

[What about the oil used to fuel the private jets of Al Gore and RFK, Jr.?]

BTW, what a f*cking Guido that guy is. His "Dream Car".... puh-leeze

[We are sorry his dream car does not meet DUmmie approval. Would you prefer it if he drove a Pious?]

No tears for this guy. You know what you're doing when you buy a Hummer.

[So all Hummer owners should expect vandalism on their Hummers for not being Politically Correct?]

The only purpose of a Hummer is to compensate for something you don't have.

[What do you buy to compensate for a lack of a brain?]

Don't you think all of us do "unnecessary" things that harm the environment? Air conditioning? Light bulbs?

[Private jets to fly in to Global Warming hysteria events?]

It is a symbol of conspicuous consumption, a form of compensation for men, and serves no worthwhile purpose.

[Private jets used to transport hypocritical liberals?]

The Hummer has no legitimate use, not even "point A to point B" uses. There are far cheaper and less environmentally hazardous vehicles out there. A Hummer is a deliberate choice of conspicuous consumption and a big middle finger to Mother Nature.

[The middle fingers of Al Gore and RFK, Jr. are a lot bigger than a Hummer owner's middle finger.]

I always wish I had a big sign: "Sorry about your tiny penis!"

[Is that you, Ben Burch?]

Terrorism is the necessary result when a people are threatened by a larger more powerful group. If they are left with no means of addressing the problems they are faced with in an effective matter they will in the course of events take matters into their own hands. The rules of common decency will go out the window and they will do what they need to change the path being taken by the larger entity.

[The Al Qaeda Manifesto.]


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Some asshole bought a hummer, some other guy vandalized it. Big f*cking deal.

Liberals are hateful, violent, mentally ill, people. It's that simple.

61 posted on 07/19/2007 5:04:16 PM PDT by 69ConvertibleFirebird (Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.)
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To: socialismisinsidious
Liberals are all about choice UNTIL you choose differently than them.

Exactly, Then they become violent, as evidenced by this story (and many, many, others).

62 posted on 07/19/2007 5:06:19 PM PDT by 69ConvertibleFirebird (Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.)
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To: PJ-Comix

I’ve got 2 “W” stickers, a “Support our Troops” ribbon and a “Fred Thompson 08” bumper sticker on my Explorer.


63 posted on 07/19/2007 5:40:49 PM PDT by beckysueb (Pray for our troops , America, and President Bush)
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To: PJ-Comix

I think if I caught the perps, I would build a soundproof room with a whipping post and do my own “keying” on each one’s back.


64 posted on 07/19/2007 6:20:14 PM PDT by NRA1995 (To Congress and Mr. President: This is OUR country, and don't you forget it!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Amazing how these idiots don't get the most basic idea of a civil society--You don't get to ignore the law just because you don't like something. DUmmies are above the law, though--if they decide a car shouldn't be owned, well, heck, they have the right to destroy it.

This reminds me, believe it or not, of their BS on and after 9-11--the whole "Of course I denounce it, BUT..."

DUmmies side with those who flaunt the law, but they would love to have every visitor to an abortion clinic surrounded by gun-toting guards to protect them from people exercising their freedom of speech outside the clinic.

DUmmies 'understand" the terrorists, but if someone buys a Hummer, they explode with bile and hatred and insult. I've NEVER seen a posting on DU in the last two years with this level of anger and hate for terrorists--that's reserved only for Americans who legally buy cars.

DUmmies live in a world of black and white while denouncing those who supposedly only see the world in black and white.

I particularly liked this line in the article: "Gareth Groves, 32, who lives with his mother"--a line that I've never seen in an article about any eco-terrorist (aka "terrorist") or Prius owner.

65 posted on 07/19/2007 9:37:46 PM PDT by Darkwolf377 (Bostonian, atheist, prolifer, free-speech zealot, pro-legal immigration anti-socialist dude.)
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To: PJ-Comix

[...Would you prefer it if he drove a Pious?]

Smug alert! Time for Kyle’s “gay little song” — C’mon, people now, people now, gotta drive hybrids:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MP5NdomWIus


66 posted on 07/19/2007 10:26:54 PM PDT by Purrcival (And when the two big smug clouds meet the smug cloud from Alec Baldwin's Oscar acceptance speech....)
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To: PJ-Comix

The only thing that I can think to say is that these people are retarded.... They have to be....


67 posted on 07/19/2007 10:45:38 PM PDT by Mtner77
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To: PJ-Comix

Good luck with the move and look forward to more funnies soon.


68 posted on 07/20/2007 4:01:33 AM PDT by DeusExMachina05 (I will not go into Dhimmitude quietly.)
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To: beckysueb

You don’t have a “WAR IS NEVER THE ANSWER” pathetic bleating on your car?


69 posted on 07/20/2007 6:02:25 AM PDT by the OlLine Rebel (Common sense is an uncommon virtue.)
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To: beckysueb

Ooops, I just inspired myself.

We could have bumper stickers such as:

“War is NEVER the answer...
..but random violence IS”.


70 posted on 07/20/2007 6:05:12 AM PDT by the OlLine Rebel (Common sense is an uncommon virtue.)
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To: CholeraJoe
I personally witnessed my ex walk up to a middle aged man getting out of his new Corvette and say, “Nice car. Too bad about the size of your dick.”

You were actually married to a woman like that? What a rude, sleazy woman.

71 posted on 07/20/2007 6:37:29 AM PDT by Ronaldus Magnus Reagan
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To: Ronaldus Magnus Reagan

She wasn’t normally sleazy and rude. She was actually pretty nice. Guess the PMS got her that time.


72 posted on 07/20/2007 6:53:37 AM PDT by CholeraJoe (Ratzaz! There. I do give one about something.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I always wish I had a big sign: "Sorry about your tiny penis!"

What a DUmbass. Lately there are more (hot) women driving Hummers from what I've been seeing. And thats here in lib infested Washington State. Probably compensating for small breasts as far as this guy would be concerned

73 posted on 07/20/2007 7:04:28 AM PDT by Horatio Gates (So rats don't take over and things get askew, gotta listen to the boy named Tzu)
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To: CholeraJoe
She wasn’t normally sleazy and rude. She was actually pretty nice.

Sorry, I'm not buying it. I'll bet she had at least one tattoo. Am I right? Anyone who goes up to a complete stranger and says that, is sleazy to the core. But she says "nice car". So, she thinks that only women should be justified in owning a Corvette? That's what she's implying.

One thing is for sure, you are much better off without her. Find a classier woman. That shouldn't be hard to do, considering your ex.

74 posted on 07/20/2007 10:50:53 AM PDT by Ronaldus Magnus Reagan
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To: Ronaldus Magnus Reagan
No tats and only her earlobes were pierced. College-educated engineer. She is a project manager for parts for the F-22 and F-35. I guess hanging around with good ol' boys from Boeing and Lockheed made her pretty tough.

I am better off without her, though.

75 posted on 07/20/2007 11:01:49 AM PDT by CholeraJoe (Ratzaz! There. I do give one about something.)
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To: the OlLine Rebel

So far, no problem, but then I live in conservative Tennessee. People pretty much live and let live here.


76 posted on 07/21/2007 5:50:11 PM PDT by beckysueb (Pray for our troops , America, and President Bush)
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