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DUmmie FUnnies 07-19-07 (DUmmies Support Vandalism On HUmmer)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 19, 2007 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 07/19/2007 6:19:26 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

When was the last time you heard of Leftwing environ-whackos vandalizing the private jets of either Al Gore or Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.? Each of those private jets consumes way more fuel than a Hummer yet it appears that is perfectly okay with them when a Hummer is vandalized since it belongs to a regular private citizen. Before we proceed further, let me quote from the Washinton Post ARTICLE, titled, "Hummer Owner Gets Angry Message."

On a narrow, leafy street in Northwest Washington, where Prius hybrid cars and Volvos are the norm, one man bought a flashy gray Hummer that was too massive to fit in his garage.

So he parked the seven-foot-tall behemoth on the street in front of his house and smiled politely when his eco-friendly neighbors looked on in disapproval at his "dream car."

It lasted five days on the street before two masked men took a bat to every window, a knife to each 38-inch tire and scratched into the body: "FOR THE ENVIRON."

"The thought of somebody vandalizing it never crossed my mind," said Gareth Groves, 32, who lives with his mother in a three-story home in the 4300 block of Brandywine Street NW in American University Park. "I've kind of been in shock."

Now, as Groves ponders what to do with the remains of his $38,000 SUV, he has been the target of a number of people who have driven by the crime scene in his upscale neighborhood and glared at him in smug satisfaction.

Among the people who have taken smug satisfaction from the vandalism of Gareth Groves' Hummer are many DUmmies as you can see in this THREAD titled, "Hummer owner gets angry message." Apparently Gareth Groves' great sin is that he wasn't a liberal political type burning up fuel to go to Global Warming hysteria events to denounce the rest of us for wasting energy. Then his Hummer would have been given a free pass just as the private jets of the likes of Al Gore or RFK, Jr. are. So let us now watch the DUmmies get grim satisfaction in Bolhsevik Red of the destruction of a Hummer while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering what the stats are in fuel consumption camparisons between Groves' Hummer and the private jets of the liberals referenced above, is in the [brackets]:

Hummer owner gets angry message.

[Which DUmmies approve.]

Lesson: violence is the best way to get your message out there.

[The DUmmie ends justify the means.]

Beats driving big obnoxious vehicles to get your message out there.

[What about flying around in big obnoxious private jets?]

A guy bought a car, a car I wouldn't purchase on a bet. But someone didn't just vandalize it, they damn near destroyed it. Every tire punctured, every window broken, every quarter panel dented or keyed. If you're cool with that, have the guts to say so, and we'll just agree to disagree.

[Most DUmmies are cool with that just as they are cool with Al Gore and RFK, Jr. flying around on gas guzzling private jets.]

Some asshole bought a hummer, some other guy vandalized it. Big f*cking deal. The media's all over it? What's next, some kid wouldn't stay off a guys lawn? News at 11?

[Imagine how much this DUmmie would screech in outrage if someone vandalized his tricycle.]

I'm surprised by the amount of support for these assholes. Cowards vandalize a working person's property in the middle of the night. I hope they are held accountable.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

What If They Catch The People Who Did It. But They Turn Out Not To Be Radical Extremists?

[The chances of that are between nil and none.]

He lived with his mother....didn't want to pay rent. He's 32 and still living at home, probably in the basement on his computer all day lurking in DU and heaping praise on Bush at the freeper site. Skin head, buddy from Alabama.

[Actually the DUmmies are the ones living in Mommie's basement while hanging out all day and night in DUmmieland.]

Yup. If he REALLY wanted a Hummer, he's PRIME enlistment material, isn't he? No, better that a bunch of kids who can't afford $38,000 vehicles should go die to secure oil for this shithead to WASTE. F*ck him, and the Hummer he rode in on.

[What about the oil used to fuel the private jets of Al Gore and RFK, Jr.?]

BTW, what a f*cking Guido that guy is. His "Dream Car".... puh-leeze

[We are sorry his dream car does not meet DUmmie approval. Would you prefer it if he drove a Pious?]

No tears for this guy. You know what you're doing when you buy a Hummer.

[So all Hummer owners should expect vandalism on their Hummers for not being Politically Correct?]

The only purpose of a Hummer is to compensate for something you don't have.

[What do you buy to compensate for a lack of a brain?]

Don't you think all of us do "unnecessary" things that harm the environment? Air conditioning? Light bulbs?

[Private jets to fly in to Global Warming hysteria events?]

It is a symbol of conspicuous consumption, a form of compensation for men, and serves no worthwhile purpose.

[Private jets used to transport hypocritical liberals?]

The Hummer has no legitimate use, not even "point A to point B" uses. There are far cheaper and less environmentally hazardous vehicles out there. A Hummer is a deliberate choice of conspicuous consumption and a big middle finger to Mother Nature.

[The middle fingers of Al Gore and RFK, Jr. are a lot bigger than a Hummer owner's middle finger.]

I always wish I had a big sign: "Sorry about your tiny penis!"

[Is that you, Ben Burch?]

Terrorism is the necessary result when a people are threatened by a larger more powerful group. If they are left with no means of addressing the problems they are faced with in an effective matter they will in the course of events take matters into their own hands. The rules of common decency will go out the window and they will do what they need to change the path being taken by the larger entity.

[The Al Qaeda Manifesto.]


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To: rockrr

Funny, because there was also some survey in the last 2 weeks saying more “righties” owned Prius than “lefties” - albeit not by an appreciable margin.


41 posted on 07/19/2007 10:08:03 AM PDT by the OlLine Rebel (Common sense is an uncommon virtue.)
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To: snuffy smiff

>A Hummer ain’t really a Hummer unless it’s being towed all four wheels down...

...behind yer Prevost(or even more expensive) motorhome!<

You’ve seen that too? It’s a jaw-dropping sight when that combo rumbles down the campground road!


42 posted on 07/19/2007 10:13:42 AM PDT by Darnright
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To: bikerMD
Hell, just go all the way and get one of these:



Sticks, stones or even IEDs won't hurt this bad boy!
43 posted on 07/19/2007 10:15:48 AM PDT by Eagle of Liberty (The United States of America is the only country strong enough to go it alone.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Well I have to side with Lefties on this one. Not that I support their enviro-terrorism.

I hate a**holes that can't store their monster vehicles and boats in their garage or on their property and I have to drive an obstacle course to get out of my 'hood.
44 posted on 07/19/2007 10:39:23 AM PDT by BJClinton (Thompson/DeLay 2008)
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To: Paradox
Today, I ride my bicycle to the train station, and take mass transit to work every day. Wonder if that would earn me a Hummer.

Naw. You'd have to be a Democrat President of the US. In that case there's a certain fat broad with a box of cigars who'll....

45 posted on 07/19/2007 10:53:03 AM PDT by Ignatz (Soylent Green are people, too!)
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To: PJ-Comix
BTW, what a f*cking Guido that guy is. His "Dream Car".... puh-leeze

Nice ethnic slur there, DUmmie

As for being 32 and at home, maybe his mom needs help, or can't afford to live there alone? And it seems they aren't exactly in a friendly neighborhood. Freaking fascist envirowhackos.
46 posted on 07/19/2007 12:23:26 PM PDT by visualops (artlife.us)
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To: PJ-Comix
"Lesson: violence is the best way to get your message out there."

Oh, well then I bet that you are a big supporter of the WOT. Afterall, we want to get our message to the terrorists.

"A guy bought a car, a car I wouldn't purchase on a bet. But someone didn't just vandalize it, they damn near destroyed it. Every tire punctured, every window broken, every quarter panel dented or keyed. If you're cool with that, have the guts to say so, and we'll just agree to disagree."

Don't ruin their vandalism party, downer!

"Some asshole bought a hummer, some other guy vandalized it. Big f*cking deal. The media's all over it? What's next, some kid wouldn't stay off a guys lawn? News at 11?"

I bet you'd think differently if a conservative vandalized a fellow DUmmie's little hybrid and wrote DESTROY EARTH on it.

"What If They Catch The People Who Did It. But They Turn Out Not To Be Radical Extremists?"

How much do you want to bet?

"Yup. If he REALLY wanted a Hummer, he's PRIME enlistment material, isn't he? No, better that a bunch of kids who can't afford $38,000 vehicles should go die to secure oil for this shithead to WASTE. F*ck him, and the Hummer he rode in on."

Should kids die to secure oil for Fat Albert to travel all around the country promoting junk science?

"BTW, what a f*cking Guido that guy is. His "Dream Car".... puh-leeze"

Somebody ought to let him know that he needs to check with you before he buys a car from now on.

"No tears for this guy. You know what you're doing when you buy a Hummer."

Yep. You are making Fat Albert and enivo wacko DUmmies angry, and that is FUnny.

"The only purpose of a Hummer is to compensate for something you don't have."

It's good to know that God revealed to you the purpose in life for Hummers.

"Don't you think all of us do "unnecessary" things that harm the environment? Air conditioning? Light bulbs?"

It's best you live like the Amish.

"It is a symbol of conspicuous consumption, a form of compensation for men, and serves no worthwhile purpose."

What is Fat Albert's energy guzzling 20 room mansion a symbol of, a form of, and what purpose does it serve?

"Terrorism is the necessary result when a people are threatened by a larger more powerful group. If they are left with no means of addressing the problems they are faced with in an effective matter they will in the course of events take matters into their own hands. The rules of common decency will go out the window and they will do what they need to change the path being taken by the larger entity."

Thank you for letting me know it is now ok to bomb all the abortion clinics across America. "Choice" will be gone by dawn's early light.

47 posted on 07/19/2007 1:11:10 PM PDT by Pinkbell (I'm a Christian, a conservative and a Republican, in that order. - Mike Pence)
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To: PJ-Comix
The only purpose of a Hummer is to compensate for something you don't have.

Care to say that to King James?

No? I didn't think so.

48 posted on 07/19/2007 1:55:39 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Thompson/Hunter '08)
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To: Kerretarded
Nice. But I prefer that my tank be equipped with AC, kitchen, full bath, and satellite TV.

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49 posted on 07/19/2007 2:02:57 PM PDT by bikerMD (Beware, the light at the end of the tunnel may be a muzzle flash.)
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To: PJ-Comix
he has been the target of a number of people who have driven by the crime scene in his upscale neighborhood and glared at him in smug satisfaction.

What I would do is go out there, start that Hummer up, and leave it sit idling (standing guard all the while, mind you), flat tires and all. I'd leave it idling for a few days, making a show of pouring gas from a can into it for these smug sumbitches, big sign taped to it that says "FOR THE ENVIRONMENT."

It probably wouldn't take long to wipe those smirks off their faces. And I'd beat the hell out of the first people to vocally complain because that would be all the proof I'd need that they were the ones that did it.

50 posted on 07/19/2007 2:07:00 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Thompson/Hunter '08)
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To: PJ-Comix
I always wish I had a big sign: "Sorry about your tiny penis!"

Sorry about your big mouth. (Or other part--you get the picture.)

51 posted on 07/19/2007 2:10:11 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Thompson/Hunter '08)
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To: PJ-Comix
I'm surprised by the amount of support for these assholes.

Considering what a lot of DUmmies do with their assholes, I'm not.

52 posted on 07/19/2007 2:12:35 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Thompson/Hunter '08)
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To: PJ-Comix
You know what you're doing when you buy a Hummer.

Is that you, Jerry Springer?

53 posted on 07/19/2007 2:14:06 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Thompson/Hunter '08)
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To: PJ-Comix
Lesson: violence is the best way to get your message out there.

My thoughts exactly!

If I so much as SEE one of these wormy, anorexic, vegetarian types even looking at my pickup, I will use violence to get my message across the void that lies between their ears....

YOU TOUCHA THE TRUCK, I BREAKA U FACE!!!

54 posted on 07/19/2007 3:23:27 PM PDT by dirtbiker (Real race cars don't have door, trunks, hoods, fenders, bumpers, or mechanics named "Bubba")
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To: the OlLine Rebel
Do you have anything exterior-oriented that might make the liberals teeming in your area want to bash in your car or house?

I learned never to put conservative bumper stickers on my car. That draws angry liberals like flies.

55 posted on 07/19/2007 3:58:05 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: visualops

If I remember correctly, that NW DC neighborhood near American University is actually a very pleasant area to live.


56 posted on 07/19/2007 4:00:15 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: Pinkbell

Gareth Groves could have used one of my surveillance camera systems with infrared camera. He could have buried the cable in the ground and then run it up a tree near the Hummer on the street. Then, using a VCR taping system, he would have had those two environ-whackos dead to rights. BTW, the advantage of a B&W infrared cameras I have is that they are all-weather. I sometimes get color wireless cameras but to use them outside you need to use batteries and you have to keep refreshing with new batteries a lot. I really wish Gareth had a surveillance system set up so he could have uploaded to YouTube the images of the environ-whackos.


57 posted on 07/19/2007 4:12:03 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix

ahhhh I haven’t been in DC since jr high and high school, different world then.
actually I was sarcastically referring to the “friendly” neighbors who’d gladly trash your car.


58 posted on 07/19/2007 4:22:30 PM PDT by visualops (artlife.us)
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To: bikerMD

Hmmm...and what looks like a bottle of champagne in the fridge.


59 posted on 07/19/2007 4:25:05 PM PDT by visualops (artlife.us)
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To: Ignatz
The only Hummer approved by Democrats:


60 posted on 07/19/2007 4:43:14 PM PDT by Paradox (They're simply playing all of us, all of them.)
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