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What Kind of Loser Would Want to Steal My Identity?
Give 'n Go ^ | 5/26/2007 | J. Martini

Posted on 05/26/2007 9:37:03 AM PDT by joeystoy

I've been trying for two weeks, without success, to come up with a humorous angle on this story so bear with me.

Yes, my identity was thefted.

Yes, the consequences have been relatively minor.

Yes, I'm pissed as hell and want to have the guy strung up by his scrotum in a junkyard filled with hungry, snarling Rottweilers.

And I would prescribe a more torturous fate for the long line of bureaucrats and political flunkies who could have helped at any point along the line, but chose to do nothing other than suggest that I "pay the two dollars."

Well, it's not two dollars. And while $750 may represent small potatoes to New York City's esteemed billionare-in-chief... THEY'RE MY POTATOES!!!

In case you're wondering, Mayor Mikey is one of the political flunkies who chose to do nothing, along with Betsy (uggghhh) Gotbaum, the Department of Motor Vehicles, the Parking Violations Bureau and the City Marshall, one particularly heinous dirtbag named Richard Capuano.

So let's begin at the beginning.

(Excerpt) Read more at give-n-go.blogspot.com ...


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Miscellaneous; Politics
KEYWORDS: bloomberg; gotbaum; newyork; parking

1 posted on 05/26/2007 9:37:04 AM PDT by joeystoy
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To: joeystoy

thefted?????


2 posted on 05/26/2007 9:42:47 AM PDT by Wheee The People (Go FRed)
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To: joeystoy

Interesting story - did you write it?


3 posted on 05/26/2007 9:45:24 AM PDT by patton (19yrs ... only 4,981yrs to go ;))
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To: Wheee The People

Should have been “theftificated”.


4 posted on 05/26/2007 9:46:07 AM PDT by SIDENET (Since Mexico controls our country, can I vote in their elections?)
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To: SIDENET

malappropriation by theftdom?


5 posted on 05/26/2007 9:58:19 AM PDT by Wheee The People (Go FRed)
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To: joeystoy

Don’t hold back, let us know what you really feel.


6 posted on 05/26/2007 10:11:57 AM PDT by MNJohnnie (If you will try being smarter, I will try being nicer.)
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To: joeystoy

In this country a car is stolen every 15 seconds, and the guy that owns it is getting p-i-s-s-e-d.........


7 posted on 05/26/2007 1:09:18 PM PDT by Dumpster Baby ("Hope somebody finds me before the rats do .....")
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