They are not mythical beings, they hide among us!
Ewa Sonnet, 100% Natural Woman.
Posted on 05/17/2007 4:47:32 AM PDT by theothercheek
One of The Stiletto’s friends, who appreciates curvy women (he is usually in the company of a bodaceous babe when he attends conservative functions around New York City) and enthusiastically supports her crusade against boobism, gave her a copy of the recently-published book, "Stacked: A 32DDD Reports From The Front," by journalist and children’s book author, Susan Seligson. At a 38D (DD, in a push-up or demi-cup bra) herself, The Stiletto found much in common with her even more voluptuous sister:
From page 2: "I can’t recall ever having small breasts. I remember having no breasts, but it seems I went from the Great Plains to the Tetons in the blink of an eye.
From page 41: "I did nothing to acquire the fleshy orbs that lie beside me through the night … I’ve just got ‘em … I suppose I should feel lucky, given that millions of women have undergone major surgery to get something similar …
The Stiletto didn’t have cavities as a child, so the Tooth Fairy never had cause to visit her. But the Boob Fairy did – three times. She went to sleep one night at the age of 12 looking like all the other flat-chested girls in her class; the next morning, she woke up a B cup. No kidding. By age 16, a C cup and by age 21, a D cup. Thankfully, the Boob Fairy made no more visits after that so The Stiletto has never suffered back pain, does not worry about "droopiness" and does not expect to experience any other problems associated with macromastia (the scientific term for huge hooters).
From page 5: "It isn’t just men; everyone’s obsessed with breasts. Toddlers are enthralled with my ‘boobies,’ my women friends marvel at them, my doctor and I puzzle over how much they weigh."
From birth, all five of The Stiletto’s nieces and nephews were mesmerized by her boobies; her two 8-year old nephews still are. Then there are the adult men who have turned into 8-year olds and asked how much they weigh. (Alas, one of life’s imponderables since The Stiletto has no clue how one would go about figuring this out considering that her boobs are firmly attached to the rest of her person.)
From page 19: "I noticed a man cruising beside me in his car, matching my pace and looking at my breasts as if they belonged to him and had been stolen years ago. ‘Nice tits," he called, craning his head out the window. Seconds later, he plowed into a lamppost."
The Stiletto admits that she has caused quite a few fender benders herself, just walking from Point A to Point B down the street. Several states have passed laws banning talking on a cell phone or sending text messages on a BlackBerry while driving; maybe legislators should consider anti-ogling regulations as well. Keep your eyes on the road, your hands upon the wheel – OK?
Editorial Note: Thanks to Seligson, The Stiletto learned several new slang terms for big (O)(O) - and found out that titlessness does not inspire men to use their imaginations to dream up slang terms. All Seligson was able to dig up was fried eggs, mosquito bites and - The Stiletto’s personal favorite - "pirate’s dream" (as in "sunken chest").
What, no pictures? :-)
I too rail against the anorexic wraiths popularized by the modern feminist movement, stereotypical "models." Give me the voluptuous, fecund version of womankind, anyday!
Brag, brag, brag.
“More than a handful is wasted.”
I feel her pain. Quite literally.
LOL
FYI.. & BTW..good morning...
Don’t worry - as a woman with what used to be called “an hourglass figure” who is sick and tired of the titless wonders being paraded by the fashion industry as paragons of womanhood every time I post on this topic guys will start posting photos of well-endowed women. Most of them are stock photos - not women they actually know. ; )
Please pick up the FR courtesy phone
They are not mythical beings, they hide among us!
Ewa Sonnet, 100% Natural Woman.
Yes, indeed! But to me a “real” woman - one who is at least a C cup - also comes with round hips and buttocks as well. You can’t have fat in one area of the body and not in the other - unless you’re stick thin and have fake boobs sewn into your chest. ‘Taint natural. I think it looks freakish. Top and bottom have got to be “in sync” - know what I mean?
But realistically speaking, most males are obsessed with mammary size...and sadly equate voluptuousness with sexiness, when the opposite is often true..
Well, then , lets become more acquainted?
Guilty as charged. Anytime I find something by a “full figured gal” who loves her body the way it is I post it. Why not hear from women who like themselves the way G-d made them? It’s a nice change of pace from all those women whining about how big their butts are or their thighs, etc., etc.
Depends on the size of the hands.
Well, if that’s all you have then you have to make do.
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