Posted on 05/07/2007 6:22:33 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
Two candidates are running for the presidency of their country. One is anti-American and the other is pro-American. So you would definitely root for the victory of the pro-American candidate, right? Well, yes but only if you are a NORMAL American. If you are a DUmmie or similar Leftwing loon then you would mourn the victory of the pro-American candidate as you can see in this THREAD titled, "BREAKING NEWS: Sarkozy has won French presidential elections." It's a sad time for the DUmmies. Not only is the most anti-American nation in Europe now headed by a leader friendly to us but things are looking up in Iraq in terms of high ranking Al Qaeda leaders being eliminated. The general rule is that the sadder the look on Dingy Harry's face, the better things are for America. So let us now watch the DUmmies angrily mourn the rise of pro-Americanism in France in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering if we can finally question their patriotism, is in the [brackets]:
BREAKING NEWS: Sarkozy has won French presidential elections. Ahead with 53-55 %
[Dingy Harry wept.]
According to exit polls Nicolas Sarkozy is set to become France's new President.
[And exit polls are NEVER wrong. Remember that DUmmies.]
When does the violence start?
[Posted the HOPEFUL DUmmie in the very first reply.]
Exit polls mean crap.
[Except when they show Jean Kerry winning.]
Wonder If Rove Helped Him Rig The Poles?
[And we have the first Rove election conspiracy post!]
There's another hour before polls close
[I BEEEELEEEEEEVEEE!!!]
This is great, just when the UK gets ready for a new PM, the French elect someone who'll probably be more then willing to replace Britsh troops with their own soldiers in Iraq.
[Things are just NOT WORKING out for the DUmmies.]
Sarkozy strikes me as very authoritarian
[Whereas you consider Hugo Chavez to be a mere Bolivaran democrat.]
Jesus, what is wrong with this f*cking planet.
[Perhaps it's time for you to consider moving to an Alternate Universe.]
Sarkozy's vote on electronic voting machine is better than average - anyone surprised?
[Bev Harris is just $10 away from overturning the French election.]
I suspect the Socialist party is going to become even more fractured than it is already. Not a recipe for success.
[Mourned the DUmmie.]
I swear to God this shit is starting to sound like a progressive version of the John Birch Society. As if conservatism were some kind of spooky worldwide conspiracy controlled by Bush, Cheney, and "the Corporations." Such hysterics are just as wrong now as they were when conservatives invoked them to justify McCarthyism for national security reasons and the Vietnam War based on the domino theory.
[The Vast Rightwing Conspiracy is EVERYWHERE!]
I won't shout fraud yet
[Okay, we'll wait a minute until you do.]
I just know that Sarkozy will bring the wrong kind of change.
[Like changing to a pro-American foreign policy.]
The worrying thing is that he might do a Thatcher on the French economy.
[Meaning he will IMPROVE it.]
The elections were rigged
[Copy that for pasting on every post following a conservative election victory.]
Sarkozy looks like another Napolean Bonaparte.
[Please remind him to place his hand on his tummy for his official portrait.]
SO HEARTBREAKING TO ME!! I WAS JUST THERE FOR 1 MONTH IN FRANCE LAST MONTH.. AND EVERYONE I ASKED WERE FOR ROYAL..
[Apparently you only talked to French DUmmies.]
My 84 year old father-in-law just talked with me from Touleuse France. He is shitting his pants and you should hear him "merde" this and "merde" that, and "il est un fascist."
[You need to send your father-in-law a box of heavy doody Depends.]
So many have tried to warn people this is a global phenomenon. But it was easier and safer to think it was all those "ignorant, fat Americans". Well, welcome to the New World Order, garçons et filles. Electronic voting is the Global Fascist's best friend. Now you know how it happened here.
[And yet the electronic voting victory of Hugo Chavez was somehow legit.]
Do you have any background in Bush and the neocons? If you did, you'd know rigged elections are entirely part of their arsenal. Don't be naive. The people who arestating this are NOT "tinfoilers". The people who refuse to accept the possibility are ignorant of the people with whom we're dealing.
[Your extra-large tinfoil hat is obviously shading out all rational thought.]
I was once such a sports geek that someone had to explain the down system in football to me when I was in my mid-twenties, and at that point I still knew more about how to play football than Jean Francois Kerry.
As I commented in another thread, in another era, the French hired a certain artillery general to clear the streets of the rabble. Grapeshot worked very well.
Does he think a truck stop parking lot is an appropriate place for football?
Well, they haven't had a clue since FDR introduced the US to socialism during the Great Depression, so I doubt they will get one any time soon.
Maybe after the Democrat voters finally get all the socialistic "benefit" programs their Rat politicians can dream up and see that things only get worse they will.......nahhh, the idiots still don't get it in Europe so I don't think our home grown idiots ever will either.
Don't forget that we're talking about France, where being called a conservative is an insult and any politician to the right of Marx or Lenin is a seen as a radical reactionary.
It’s funny; but the more I thought about this DUmmy’s claim about his “french in-law” the more I call BS on it. My sister is married to a Frenchman and has real French in-laws in their 80’s and they just don’t talk like this; his reiteration of this supposed conversation looks like he got it from a french to english translation book.
It is basic high-school level French. I had to look up merde because they never taught us those words in high school...and Lord knows we tried!
Next step---Make her gut and clean the fish.
OK, I tied to make a joke out of that line too you know. I admit that my attempt was downright lame by itself, but yours makes it look even worse than lame by comparison.
I reckin that'll larn me to read the thread next time before posting.
THAT was AWFUL!
I loved it!
Pardonnez mes Français ;)
Oui, mon ami!!!! C’est bon filles!
But then, it depends on ^where^ the brie comes from, n’est pas?
Paul!
You magnificant (Lutheran) Bastard!!!!!
ASIDE: You working for Fred Thompson?
Ya wohl, mein herr! Sehr schön jungfräulich.
Who cares? As long as she brings it!
Wonder If Rove Helped Him Rig The Poles?
Why? Is Royal taking up a new line of work?
Really, dude? Brie is ^cheese^.
Most women I know take something for a cheese attack...
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