DUmmie FUnnies 05-07-07 (DUmmies Mourn Victory Of Pro-American Candidate)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 7, 2007 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

Two candidates are running for the presidency of their country. One is anti-American and the other is pro-American. So you would definitely root for the victory of the pro-American candidate, right? Well, yes but only if you are a NORMAL American. If you are a DUmmie or similar Leftwing loon then you would mourn the victory of the pro-American candidate as you can see in this THREAD titled, "BREAKING NEWS: Sarkozy has won French presidential elections." It's a sad time for the DUmmies. Not only is the most anti-American nation in Europe now headed by a leader friendly to us but things are looking up in Iraq in terms of high ranking Al Qaeda leaders being eliminated. The general rule is that the sadder the look on Dingy Harry's face, the better things are for America. So let us now watch the DUmmies angrily mourn the rise of pro-Americanism in France in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering if we can finally question their patriotism, is in the [brackets]:

BREAKING NEWS: Sarkozy has won French presidential elections. Ahead with 53-55 %

[Dingy Harry wept.]

According to exit polls Nicolas Sarkozy is set to become France's new President.

[And exit polls are NEVER wrong. Remember that DUmmies.]

When does the violence start?

[Posted the HOPEFUL DUmmie in the very first reply.]

Exit polls mean crap.

[Except when they show Jean Kerry winning.]

Wonder If Rove Helped Him Rig The Poles?

[And we have the first Rove election conspiracy post!]

There's another hour before polls close

[I BEEEELEEEEEEVEEE!!!]

This is great, just when the UK gets ready for a new PM, the French elect someone who'll probably be more then willing to replace Britsh troops with their own soldiers in Iraq.

[Things are just NOT WORKING out for the DUmmies.]

Sarkozy strikes me as very authoritarian

[Whereas you consider Hugo Chavez to be a mere Bolivaran democrat.]

Jesus, what is wrong with this f*cking planet.

[Perhaps it's time for you to consider moving to an Alternate Universe.]

Sarkozy's vote on electronic voting machine is better than average - anyone surprised?

[Bev Harris is just $10 away from overturning the French election.]

I suspect the Socialist party is going to become even more fractured than it is already. Not a recipe for success.

[Mourned the DUmmie.]

I swear to God this shit is starting to sound like a progressive version of the John Birch Society. As if conservatism were some kind of spooky worldwide conspiracy controlled by Bush, Cheney, and "the Corporations." Such hysterics are just as wrong now as they were when conservatives invoked them to justify McCarthyism for national security reasons and the Vietnam War based on the domino theory.

[The Vast Rightwing Conspiracy is EVERYWHERE!]

I won't shout fraud yet

[Okay, we'll wait a minute until you do.]

I just know that Sarkozy will bring the wrong kind of change.

[Like changing to a pro-American foreign policy.]

The worrying thing is that he might do a Thatcher on the French economy.

[Meaning he will IMPROVE it.]

The elections were rigged

[Copy that for pasting on every post following a conservative election victory.]

Sarkozy looks like another Napolean Bonaparte.

[Please remind him to place his hand on his tummy for his official portrait.]

SO HEARTBREAKING TO ME!! I WAS JUST THERE FOR 1 MONTH IN FRANCE LAST MONTH.. AND EVERYONE I ASKED WERE FOR ROYAL..

[Apparently you only talked to French DUmmies.]

My 84 year old father-in-law just talked with me from Touleuse France. He is shitting his pants and you should hear him "merde" this and "merde" that, and "il est un fascist."

[You need to send your father-in-law a box of heavy doody Depends.]

So many have tried to warn people this is a global phenomenon. But it was easier and safer to think it was all those "ignorant, fat Americans". Well, welcome to the New World Order, garçons et filles. Electronic voting is the Global Fascist's best friend. Now you know how it happened here.

[And yet the electronic voting victory of Hugo Chavez was somehow legit.]

Do you have any background in Bush and the neocons? If you did, you'd know rigged elections are entirely part of their arsenal. Don't be naive. The people who arestating this are NOT "tinfoilers". The people who refuse to accept the possibility are ignorant of the people with whom we're dealing.

[Your extra-large tinfoil hat is obviously shading out all rational thought.]

[kevkrom]

Right along with controlling hurricanes, flying airplanes into buildings, making John Kerry say stupid crap, and so on, and so on, and so on...

Actually, the Kerry thing was just luck; he just naturally says stupid crap -- the real trick was fixing the primaries to get him to be the candidate in the first place.

[Paul Heinzman]

I just know that Sarkozy will bring the wrong kind of change.

Francs instead of Euros?

[Mr. Silverback]

Sarkozy looks like another Napolean Bonaparte.

Yeah, I'm sure he'll invade Russia any day now. What a bunch of morons.

[libs_kma]

Its really interesting that 2 of their complaints, "When does the violence start?" and "They had Rove rig the election" were missing from the 2006 election in the US.

Just can't put my finger on the reason why there was no violence and crying and whining about election rigging after the 2006 elections. Oh well, maybe it will come to me...

[Mr. Silverback]

You can Riga Latvian, but you can’t rig a Pole...

RIMSHOT!

[Loud Mime]

Those sons of a silly person can go boil their bottoms in their socialism.

This election may be a turning point!

[Mr. Silverback]

He’s conservative for France...and really, when it comes to France, what really matters for us colonials is whther they’re pro-American or not. Chirac was a punk, Royal would have been like a freakin’ yip dog chewing on our ankle, but Sarkozy will be a real partner.

[Mr. Silverback]

I just bust out laughing every time I see it.

I have a mental image of an elderly Frenchman saying, (in an outrageous accent) "I am so angry, I have made ze poopy in my pants!"

The funny thing is, this idiot survived WWII...he should know a fascist when he sees one, and Sarkozy is almost at the other end of the scale.

[Paul Heinzman]

I had to go to Babel Fish to look up merde. Seems this guy really is taking a dump in his pants.

[Argus]

Wonder If Rove Helped Him Rig The Poles? (sic)

Rove vous batard magnifique!

[mikrofon]

[dragonblustar]

Those people who wanted Royal were probably still living with their parents or were dependent on the State to support them.

[Paul Heinzman]

That picture is funny in any language.

[COBOL2Java]

When are the gazillions of idiots in this country going to get a clue?

Will never happen with the leftists. They WANT everyone miserable; it's the only 'equitable' solution. I mean, it's not FAIR that some people are happy and others aren't, right? :0)

[dragonblustar]

[kevkrom]

Will never happen with the leftists. They WANT everyone miserable; it's the only 'equitable' solution. I mean, it's not FAIR that some people are happy and others aren't, right?

That may explain it as well as anything. They are soulless nihilists... perhaps deep down, they just plain resent anyone who has joy in this life and/or faith in the next.

[Paul Heinzman]

He is shitting his pants.

So is John Kerry.

[SoothingDave]

Tout les 22.

[kevkrom]

Best use of that pic ever!!!

[mikrofon]

I suspect the Socialist party is going to become even more fractured than it is already

Helping to close the book on the belief that "Socialism works"?