Posted on 05/07/2007 6:22:33 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
Two candidates are running for the presidency of their country. One is anti-American and the other is pro-American. So you would definitely root for the victory of the pro-American candidate, right? Well, yes but only if you are a NORMAL American. If you are a DUmmie or similar Leftwing loon then you would mourn the victory of the pro-American candidate as you can see in this THREAD titled, "BREAKING NEWS: Sarkozy has won French presidential elections." It's a sad time for the DUmmies. Not only is the most anti-American nation in Europe now headed by a leader friendly to us but things are looking up in Iraq in terms of high ranking Al Qaeda leaders being eliminated. The general rule is that the sadder the look on Dingy Harry's face, the better things are for America. So let us now watch the DUmmies angrily mourn the rise of pro-Americanism in France in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering if we can finally question their patriotism, is in the [brackets]:
BREAKING NEWS: Sarkozy has won French presidential elections. Ahead with 53-55 %
[Dingy Harry wept.]
According to exit polls Nicolas Sarkozy is set to become France's new President.
[And exit polls are NEVER wrong. Remember that DUmmies.]
When does the violence start?
[Posted the HOPEFUL DUmmie in the very first reply.]
Exit polls mean crap.
[Except when they show Jean Kerry winning.]
Wonder If Rove Helped Him Rig The Poles?
[And we have the first Rove election conspiracy post!]
There's another hour before polls close
[I BEEEELEEEEEEVEEE!!!]
This is great, just when the UK gets ready for a new PM, the French elect someone who'll probably be more then willing to replace Britsh troops with their own soldiers in Iraq.
[Things are just NOT WORKING out for the DUmmies.]
Sarkozy strikes me as very authoritarian
[Whereas you consider Hugo Chavez to be a mere Bolivaran democrat.]
Jesus, what is wrong with this f*cking planet.
[Perhaps it's time for you to consider moving to an Alternate Universe.]
Sarkozy's vote on electronic voting machine is better than average - anyone surprised?
[Bev Harris is just $10 away from overturning the French election.]
I suspect the Socialist party is going to become even more fractured than it is already. Not a recipe for success.
[Mourned the DUmmie.]
I swear to God this shit is starting to sound like a progressive version of the John Birch Society. As if conservatism were some kind of spooky worldwide conspiracy controlled by Bush, Cheney, and "the Corporations." Such hysterics are just as wrong now as they were when conservatives invoked them to justify McCarthyism for national security reasons and the Vietnam War based on the domino theory.
[The Vast Rightwing Conspiracy is EVERYWHERE!]
I won't shout fraud yet
[Okay, we'll wait a minute until you do.]
I just know that Sarkozy will bring the wrong kind of change.
[Like changing to a pro-American foreign policy.]
The worrying thing is that he might do a Thatcher on the French economy.
[Meaning he will IMPROVE it.]
The elections were rigged
[Copy that for pasting on every post following a conservative election victory.]
Sarkozy looks like another Napolean Bonaparte.
[Please remind him to place his hand on his tummy for his official portrait.]
SO HEARTBREAKING TO ME!! I WAS JUST THERE FOR 1 MONTH IN FRANCE LAST MONTH.. AND EVERYONE I ASKED WERE FOR ROYAL..
[Apparently you only talked to French DUmmies.]
My 84 year old father-in-law just talked with me from Touleuse France. He is shitting his pants and you should hear him "merde" this and "merde" that, and "il est un fascist."
[You need to send your father-in-law a box of heavy doody Depends.]
So many have tried to warn people this is a global phenomenon. But it was easier and safer to think it was all those "ignorant, fat Americans". Well, welcome to the New World Order, garçons et filles. Electronic voting is the Global Fascist's best friend. Now you know how it happened here.
[And yet the electronic voting victory of Hugo Chavez was somehow legit.]
Do you have any background in Bush and the neocons? If you did, you'd know rigged elections are entirely part of their arsenal. Don't be naive. The people who arestating this are NOT "tinfoilers". The people who refuse to accept the possibility are ignorant of the people with whom we're dealing.
[Your extra-large tinfoil hat is obviously shading out all rational thought.]
Love the picture you posted for the thread. She’d go nice with a little Brie and Beaujolais.
I am thinking about signing up at the DU and giving a donation so I can log in on the fun in the 08 election.
I'm beginning to believe that half the posters on DU are FReeper trolls... trolling to bring out the real whackos.
First they b1tch about "hanging chads" and want the win based on "popular vote" (which Gore didn't have in the long run). Then when E voting is in place it's the EEEEEVvvIIIILL vast right wing conspiracy controlling the machines. And now it's even being exported overseas! RYMB!!!
I don't know much about the French candidates but I heard it said that Sarkozy is "less left" his opponent... and that he'd be considered hard left if he was a US politician.
Nevertheless, I'm happy to see someone in charge there that riles the folks I despise. Personally I could give a rat's rear end what he thinks of America. If he implements policies that helps American interest then I'd have no problem with a quid pro quo.
Yeah, and everyone you asked on DU in the fall of 2004 was for Kerry. Who'd a thunkit that Bush could ever be reelected. Impossible!
I really would hate to see these goobers winning our election in 2008. They are so childish and vindictive. Anyone remember how after they lost the 2002 and 2004 elections they were hoping we would descend into some kind of Super Great Deperession?
Well, they did! But no one else followed.
Their shirts...
‘My 84 year old father-in-law just talked with me from Touleuse France. He is shitting his pants and you should hear him “merde” this and “merde” that, and “il est un fascist.”’
That’s funny, because the people that they love ARE fascists if they are not communists, which are all of the same ilk.
When are these leftists going to understand that?
Well, actually, poles can be rigged. As can masts and posts.
You can Riga Latvian, but you can’t rig a Pole...
How do you go about rigging a Pole? Every time I try to rig a Pole she slaps me into the middle of next week. (rim shot here)
That's a great line.
If you're tired of life here DUmmie, it may interest you to know that I'm working on plans for a home made interplanetary rocketship that will be affordable even for DUmmies living in dark, dank basements. If you're interested in leaving Earth permanently, I'm accepting passenger reservations for the inaugural trip.
I can actually tell how well this country is doing by just watching the look on Dingy Harry’s face. The sadder the look, the better American is doing. If I could see in advance a pic of Dingy Harry this Fall, I can tell how well the Surge in Iraq is working.
Hehehe - Excellent!
In a word......DUmmies!
LOL... I figgered’ somebody would remember that. Hows the fishing in that bass pond of yours?
That and my ping didn't hurt.
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
Thanks for the great report!
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