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DUmmie FUnnies 03-16-07 ("10-Point Plan for Rebuilding the United States after Bush's Destruction")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 16, 2007 | Michael D. Rectenwald, Ph.D. and PJ-Comix

Posted on 03/16/2007 6:37:12 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

I love the response from the Left when we show what they are really like. It consists of outrage about daring to question their patriotism. However, take a look at this PLAN put forth by Michael D. Rectenwald, Ph.D. who WORKS in the Robotics Institute at Carnegie Mellon University. The dopey Rectenwald "Plan" basically consists of Chekhist revenge against the Republicans. May we NOW question your patriotism? Apparently this clown Rectenwald has made the rounds of the various talk shows in the past including Scarborough Country on MSNBC and Alan Colmes' radio show. What is interesting is that what Rectenwald proposes is what many university professors and media types think but dare not say (yet) in public. So let us now read of Rectenwald's BDS plan of revenge against Republicans in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, wondering if Carnegie Mellon University has a psychiatric institute, is in the [brackets]

10-Point Plan for Rebuilding the United States after Bush's Destruction

[10-Point Plan for Rebuilding your Sanity after Severe BDS Attack.]

Bush has blown up the world. Now the onus is on Democrats to say how they would put it back together. Nice move.

[Bush blowed up the world! He blowed it up real good!]

I say, resist and tell it like it is. The war and the domestic crisis are the messes that Georgie made. Here are the steps I suggest to remedy this terrible situation.

[Shrinks are standing by.]

1. Tell the people that George Bush and his friends are killers, liars, and thieves and that not only shouldn't they listen to him and them, but that they all belong in jail.

[That fairy tale is already being told in numerous leftwing blogs. In fact, that is the theme of about every other thread in DUmmieland.]

2. Get George and his friends out of the way -impeach, or if no time, wait till election-then put them in prison where they belong. No more reason to be afraid of what they say, calling opposition 'cut-and-run' Democrats. Let them say it from prison and see if they can 'cut-and-run' from behind bars.

[Straight to prison. Do not pass "Go" (unneccessary trials).]

3. Get the people he deployed to the disaster out of the disaster.

[Is that you, Jack Murtha?]

4. Rebuild the US first. Rebuild the schools, roads, infrastructure, housing, education system, medical insurance and other needs neglected by the Republicans over the last eight years, as they went on their killing spree and spent all of our money.

[Should we also rebuild Carnegie Mellon University where they actually pay nutcases like you?]

5. After cooling the Republicans by arresting most of them and shutting their stupid mouths forever, start working on reversing Global Warming.

[Won't there be even more Global Warming caused by the prison power needs involved in incarcerating tens of millions of EVIL Republicans?]

6. Revoke all the tax cuts made by the criminal Bush clan.

[How about if we just revoke your Carnegie Mellon salary?]

7. Remove all the "Justices" put in place by the Bush clan, including on the Supreme Court.

[Damn the Constitution! Full speed ahead...to Bolshevism!]

8. Abolish all the bullshit programs put in place by Bush clan, including Medicaid "reform" and the provisions attached to the 'no-child-left-behind' scam. Surely Bush was left behind.

[Were you part of the "mind-left-behind" scam?]

9. Consider the possibility that the Republican ideology contravenes the Constitution because its policies and beliefs endanger the well-being of the people. Consider making the Republican Party illegal.

[That would be a dream leftwing Constitutional Amendment. Abolition of Republicans.]

10. Start a party that opposes the Democratic Party from the left of the Democratic Party and makes the Republican Party a detestable relic of the past akin to the slave-holding Southern rebels.

[I'm wishing that your Carnegie Mellon job become a detestable relic of the past.]


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Remember, what Rectenwald says is what many in universities and the media think but dare not say for now. Time magazine just came out with a BDS cover story.

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1 posted on 03/16/2007 6:37:21 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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top 10 !!!!


2 posted on 03/16/2007 6:38:09 AM PDT by txroadkill (Free Ramos and Compean. Duncan Hunter'08)
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IB4TP


3 posted on 03/16/2007 6:38:48 AM PDT by NeoCaveman (just another Fredhead)
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IB4TP?


4 posted on 03/16/2007 6:38:59 AM PDT by Mercat
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


5 posted on 03/16/2007 6:39:07 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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The DUmmies are day dreaming again I see.


6 posted on 03/16/2007 6:40:41 AM PDT by Ditter
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How did this moron get a job at the Robotics Institute at Carnegie Mellon University? He belongs in an Institution.


7 posted on 03/16/2007 6:40:58 AM PDT by darkwing104 (Let's get dangerous)
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7. Remove all the "Justices" put in place by the Bush clan, including on the Supreme Court.

Am I missing something here? Aren't these the same morons screaming about political firings?
8 posted on 03/16/2007 6:41:02 AM PDT by cripplecreek (Peace without victory is a temporary illusion.)
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After cooling the Republicans by arresting most of them and shutting their stupid mouths forever....
Consider the possibility that the Republican ideology contravenes the Constitution because its policies and beliefs endanger the well-being of the people. Consider making the Republican Party illegal.

Once again, the fascists they fear the most should be the one looking back at them in the mirror... they are guilty of exactly what they accuse others of..

9 posted on 03/16/2007 6:43:20 AM PDT by mnehring (Virtus Junxit Mors Non Seperabit)
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5. After cooling the Republicans by arresting most of them and shutting their stupid mouths forever, start working on reversing Global Warming.

And which method do we use to reverse global warming? The manmade volcano spewing soot into the air? Dumping iron dust in the ocean to cause plankton to grow? Or the solar umbrella, made of trillions of Frisbee-like objects?

10 posted on 03/16/2007 6:43:57 AM PDT by NRA1995 (Hillary sounds like Granny Clampett auditioning for "American Idol")
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It consists of outrage about daring to question their patriotism.

Word to your mama liberals - this is America. I'm perfectly within my rights to question your patriotism and you are perfectly within your rights to question mine. Get used to it.

I'm more than confident my words and actions speak well enough of me that I can pass the litmus test. Take your best shot.

11 posted on 03/16/2007 6:44:48 AM PDT by Condor 63
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"makes the Republican Party a detestable relic of the past akin to the slave-holding Southern rebels. "

Slave holders were Democrats, stupid.


12 posted on 03/16/2007 6:48:36 AM PDT by imskylark
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How did this moron get a job at the Robotics Institute at Carnegie Mellon University? He belongs in an Institution.

Your average university is an institution; unfortunately, the inmates run it.

13 posted on 03/16/2007 6:51:26 AM PDT by steveegg (Now playing in Hell - the Hussein family reunion, produced by President Bush, directed by the Iraqis)
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That is exactly the political acumen I would expect from someone Instituted for Robotics.


14 posted on 03/16/2007 6:56:00 AM PDT by JerseyDvl (STOP - Hildabeast, Shrillary, Hitlery, Billary, Her Thighness, Sen. Cankles, Dukakis-in-Drag)
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Your average university is an institution; unfortunately, the inmates run it.

Think DUke University. Those DUke profs who signed the ad attacking the Lacrosse players before there was even a trial are just like Rectenwald. The universities out there are full of Rectenwalds.

15 posted on 03/16/2007 6:57:35 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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How can Marxism be any more transparent than this? These are the ramblings of a man in grave need of heavy sedation.


16 posted on 03/16/2007 7:00:09 AM PDT by SaveTheChief (Chief Illiniwek (1926-2007))
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This is why there are so many DUmmies running around. The hate America/love communism bunch are brain-washing these minds full of mush by the thousands.


17 posted on 03/16/2007 7:03:43 AM PDT by Budge (<>< Sit Nomen Domini benedictum. <><)
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top 20?


18 posted on 03/16/2007 7:06:08 AM PDT by Condor51 (Rudy makes John Kerry look like a Right Wing 'Gun Nut' Extremist)
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How can Marxism be any more transparent than this? These are the ramblings of a man in grave need of heavy sedation.

Rectenwald's views are VERY COMMON among university profs. The frightening thing is they are teaching this bilge to students.

19 posted on 03/16/2007 7:06:59 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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bump


20 posted on 03/16/2007 7:09:58 AM PDT by Liberty Valance
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