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DUmmie FUnnies 12-15-06 (HUffies Attack Miss America)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | 12-15-06 | HUffies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 12/15/2006 6:14:52 AM PST by PJ-Comix

Take a good look at the photo above, guys. Okay, when you are finally done drooling uncontrollably, try to guess which one was Miss America 2001, Angela Perez Baraquio from Hawaii. It's impossible to pick out who was Miss America because all seven of the Baraquio sisters are STUNNING. Yes, you read that right. I wrote "sisters." Amazingly, those Baraquio sisters are all so hot looking that ANY one of them could have been crowned as Miss America. For this reason I am not going to pick out which of those stunnees was the actual Miss America. Does it really matter? Oh, I think there is a purpose to this DUmmie FUnnies edition but I am so dazzled by that photo that it is hard to come to my senses. Give me a moment here to recover..... Okay, I think I now remember. Senator Sam Brownback has has hired Miss America 2001, Angela Perez Baraquio (she could be any of the women in the photo), to join his presidential exploratory committee. As a result he is getting slammed for this by the HUffies at the HUffington Post as you can see in this THREAD titled, "Potential '08 GOP Candidate Brownback Recruits Fmr. Miss America To Serve On Exploratory Committee..." Personally, Brownback isn't exactly my cup of tea. He comes off a bit too nerdy and we saw how nerds fare back in 1988 when powerwalking nerd, Michael Dukakis, slipped badly in the polls from a solid lead to a landslide loss. On a related matter, the DUmmie FUnnies will soon be endorsing a candidate for presidential nomination whose identity will absolutely shock you. However, despite our reservations about Brownback, we heartily salute him on his choice of Miss America to join his presidential exploratory committee. We only wish he had chosen ALL of the Baraquio sisters to join his committee so they could tour America and feel the pulse of the public. Meanwhile, let us now watch the HUffies grumble like angry little trolls over Miss America in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, inviting all the Baraquio sisters to be his Imperial Court Maidens when he is coronated as Emperor Of All The Known Blogospheres at Las Vegas BlogWorld next November, is in the [brackets]:

Sen. Sam Brownback, R-Kansas, has recruited a former Miss America and a former U.S. Senate candidate to join his presidential exploratory committee. Former U.S. Senate candidate Jerry Zandstra of Michigan and former Miss America 2001 Angela Perez Baraquio of Hawaii will help communicate Brownback's platform in their respective states, the senator's exploratory committee announced Thursday.

[Jerry Zandstra is like whatever act immediately preceded the Beatles when they appeared for the first time on the Ed Sullivan Show. Doomed to be immediately forgotten.]

T&A and religion--yup, that pretty much sums up the Republican strategy for politicking.

[I'm sort of partial to the T&A part myself.]

Anita Bryant must have turned down the offer.

[Does Anita Bryant also have six hot looking sisters?]

Wow those are some incredibly sexist comments you both just made. Just because she is beautiful and was a fmr. Miss America she cannot get involved in politics? Makes sense.

[More Miss Americas need to get involved in politics.]

Precisely what is Brownback exploring with Miss America?

[I'm not sure but I would love to be the point man of his exploration expedition.]

Since the Queen of America hasn't married and had kids I assume she uses contraception and is (like every "good" Catholic)as full of shit as a Christmas Turkey.

[Feel the love!]

Brownback's working for the Pope.

[He receives daily instructions from the Vatican.]

Brownback is a religious lunatic. According to Brownback, America should "be run by The Church and big business". He is a true religious fascist, and he's completely insane. God help us all if this lunatic get into the Whitehouse.

[Oh yes. How we all remember that famous Brownback speech (which no one can locate) about how America should "be run by The Church and big business".]

That's a sex scandal waiting to happen. I can't wait.

[If Miss America were interning for Bill Clinton, that statement would be correct.]

Beauty and The Beast

[Now being remade as a movie starring Barbara Streisand called, "Ugly and The Beast."]

Brownback is a dangerous bible thumping nut job.

[At least he isn't thumping interns like Billy Boy.]

Oh, everyone, please do not be so hard on Sam Brownback. With his "stuck in the fifties" world view, it might be fun to watch him expose his fundamentalist Nazi views for four years.

[Only a HUffie would be hard on Sam Brownback when Miss America is on the scene.]

Early on, such a decision doesn't bode well for this candidate as far as his depth...

[I agree. Brownback should have had ALL the Hawaiian Baraquio sisters on his exploratory committee instead of just one.]


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To: PJ-Comix
Is there an Ugly Burqa Store out there where they guarantee that no matter how cute the chick, the burqas they sell are guaranteed to make them look terrible?

Actually, that effect is exactly what a burqa is designed for. They are absolutely intended to hide any trace of beauty in their wearers. And for once, I'm not kidding or being sarcastic -- it's rooted in the tribal culture that you cover up your beautiful women lest they be taken from you by force from the tribe over yonder.

61 posted on 12/15/2006 7:45:36 AM PST by kevkrom (WARNING: The above post may contain sarcasm... if unsure, please remember to use all precautions)
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To: PJ-Comix

62 posted on 12/15/2006 7:47:46 AM PST by woofie (For some people self hatred may be justified)
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To: Charles Henrickson; Paradox; Lazamataz; PJ-Comix

Laz's woman has GREAT eyelashes.


63 posted on 12/15/2006 8:01:28 AM PST by Xenalyte (Anything is possible when you don't understand how anything happens.)
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To: NeoCaveman

I'll probably make the endorsement announcement sometime between Christmas and New Year's Day when the news is slow. Remember, the MAIN criterion for the endorsement is how it HELPS the DUmmie FUnnies.


65 posted on 12/15/2006 8:07:53 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: Lazamataz

Now that you mention it . . .


66 posted on 12/15/2006 8:08:03 AM PST by Xenalyte (Anything is possible when you don't understand how anything happens.)
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To: PJ-Comix

**According to Brownback, America should "be run by The Church and big business". He is a true religious fascist, and he's completely insane. God help us all if this lunatic get into the Whitehouse**

Waiting for a link to that...

waiting....

waiting...

Okay, I give up. Far be it from liberals to actually provide proof of their claims.


67 posted on 12/15/2006 8:15:25 AM PST by ilovew (I'm thankful to PFC Mike Adams who died in Iraq three years ago...I'll never forget you, Mike.)
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To: PJ-Comix

**That's a sex scandal waiting to happen. I can't wait.**

Hmmm...and *why* exactly would it be? Just because this idiot can't control his/her/its hormones, doesn't mean no one else can.


68 posted on 12/15/2006 8:17:12 AM PST by ilovew (I'm thankful to PFC Mike Adams who died in Iraq three years ago...I'll never forget you, Mike.)
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To: indcons

Is that really relevant for DUmmie FUnnies?


69 posted on 12/15/2006 8:19:08 AM PST by ilovew (I'm thankful to PFC Mike Adams who died in Iraq three years ago...I'll never forget you, Mike.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Those EARS! Is that the guy Teddy Kennedy calls Barack Osama Obama?


70 posted on 12/15/2006 8:24:26 AM PST by hsalaw
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To: PJ-Comix

Way O/T, but if any of these beauties were to ever marry the latest Dem pretty-boy, would she then be Mrs. Barack Baraquio Obama?


71 posted on 12/15/2006 8:24:45 AM PST by mikrofon (Friday FUnnies)
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To: PJ-Comix
it might be fun to watch him expose his fundamentalist Nazi views for four years.

If memory serves it was a nation of Americans, the preponderance being Christian yet from all walks of life, who defeated Nazism in the '40's. Just how does Christianity equate to Nazism?

72 posted on 12/15/2006 8:24:49 AM PST by bcsco ("He who is wedded to the spirit of the age is soon a widower" ? Anonymous)
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To: bcsco

There's also the fact that Hitler wasn't Christian. But they're liberals. Why let facts get in the way?


73 posted on 12/15/2006 8:26:45 AM PST by ilovew (I'm thankful to PFC Mike Adams who died in Iraq three years ago...I'll never forget you, Mike.)
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To: ilovew
But they're liberals. Why let facts get in the way?

yes, ignorance is bliss. Why take the trouble to think something through when it's easier to just bang away at a keyboard with one finger, while the other hand is reaching out to the pizza container.

74 posted on 12/15/2006 8:28:53 AM PST by bcsco ("He who is wedded to the spirit of the age is soon a widower" ? Anonymous)
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To: bcsco

Now bcsco, let's not bring pizza into this. The pizza has done nothing wrong. ;)


75 posted on 12/15/2006 8:30:05 AM PST by EarthBound (Ex Deo, gratia. Ex astris, scientia)
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To: EarthBound
Now bcsco, let's not bring pizza into this. The pizza has done nothing wrong. ;)

You're right. It's not the pizza's fault it landed on a DUmmie/HUffie's table (or maybe their floor?). It being my 2nd favorite food (#1 is anything German), I should have been more considerate.

76 posted on 12/15/2006 8:32:57 AM PST by bcsco ("He who is wedded to the spirit of the age is soon a widower" ? Anonymous)
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To: ilovew

It was in response to PJ's thoughts on Sam Brownback.


77 posted on 12/15/2006 8:53:12 AM PST by indcons
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To: PJ-Comix
Since the Queen of America hasn't married and had kids I assume she uses contraception and is (like every "good" Catholic)as full of shit as a Christmas Turkey.

I am not married, nor do I use contraceptives, nor do I have children -- because I am a Catholic, therefore believing when my Church say no sex without being married. Might not always be fun, but I voluntarily chose to follow my Church's teaching, even the ones I (gasp) don't always enjoy following (like forgiving people).
78 posted on 12/15/2006 8:54:59 AM PST by Talking_Mouse (wahhabi delenda est)
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To: PJ-Comix
" That's a sex scandal waiting to happen. I can't wait."

Are they talking about what Ol' Snakehead is planning for Barak Hussein Obama (aka, B.O. Plenty)?

79 posted on 12/15/2006 8:55:48 AM PST by Cletus.D.Yokel (Soccer moms are all squishy over B.O. Plenty)
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To: kevkrom
I just got back from a little walk while thinking about the DUmmie FUnnies presidential nomination endorsement. And the more I thought about it the more I had to congratulate myself on the BRILLIANCE of the idea. Not only will it help the candidate but, MORE IMPORTANTLY, it will help the DUmmie FUnnies.

Endorsement announcement to come between Christmas and New Year's Day when the news cycle is slow.

80 posted on 12/15/2006 8:57:20 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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