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CBS News Insists Confetti,Champagne Were Not in Celebration of Democrats Gaining Control of Congress
Underneath Politics ^ | November 10, 2006 | Underneath Politics

Posted on 12/14/2006 11:09:13 AM PST by CaliPhant

New York – During CBS News' 2006 Midterm election coverage viewers couldn't help but notice large amounts of confetti dropping from the ceiling, strippers massaging anchors and background staffers guzzling bottles of champagne. CBS News has declared that despite the jovial nature of the evening, they were not celebrating the Democrats overwhelming victory, Underneath Politics has learned.

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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: cbs; election; satire
Old satire after election, but kind of funny.
1 posted on 12/14/2006 11:09:16 AM PST by CaliPhant
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To: CaliPhant

Right! They were drinking scotch!


2 posted on 12/14/2006 11:11:38 AM PST by JFC
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To: CaliPhant
That's right. In fact, they were really celebrating Perkie Carwreck's abysmal ratings.
3 posted on 12/14/2006 11:11:55 AM PST by Zakeet (Be thankful we don't get all the government we pay for)
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To: CaliPhant

Satire....?


4 posted on 12/14/2006 11:35:20 AM PST by Ernest_at_the_Beach
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To: CaliPhant; Ernest_at_the_Beach

LOL


5 posted on 12/14/2006 11:37:21 AM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: CaliPhant; A CA Guy

I believe it to be true....they've just been hiding it....


6 posted on 12/14/2006 12:10:42 PM PST by Ernest_at_the_Beach
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To: Ernest_at_the_Beach



Sure it's true. Champagne and Rats go together.

I worked as a college intern for UPI, attached to a White House Press Corps photographer. The Rats threw extravagant parties with the best scotch and vodka and invited every presstitute to attend. The Republicans did not party and when they did, the press was not invited.

It's been going on for years. Champagne and campaign go together in the mind of every Dem, especially those in the media.


7 posted on 12/14/2006 12:55:21 PM PST by Veto! (Opinions freely dispensed as advice)
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To: Veto!; A CA Guy; CaliPhant

Thanks....I just knew it!


8 posted on 12/14/2006 1:04:52 PM PST by Ernest_at_the_Beach
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