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!! TERRORIST ATTACKS ON AMERICA IMMINENT !! BEFORE ELECTION DAY !!
Some blog ^ | 10/29/2006 | NoDNC.com Staff

Posted on 10/29/2006 4:41:57 PM PST by woodb01

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THIS IS AN ALERT -- The Dept. of Home Security has raised the threat level to red, to account for an imminent attack on America.  A press release has been issued noting that a number of powerful attacks on America are scheduled by terrorist sympathizerss before Election day.  The chatter and the rhetoric have been ratcheting up for the last several weeks, and it is believed that a massive, widespread attack on Americans before the November 7th Elections will occur.

Previous attempts just before the 2004 election ended with one of the key agitators for the terrorist sympathizers being caught by a number of zealous patriots, to which the terrorist sympathizers vowed they would "crush those detestable patriots in the next U.S. election cycle."  Working through their financial terrorist backers, the terrorist sympathizers have been carefully following a PUBLISHED SCRIPT to undermine and destroy America so they can also attack the sitting president.

Their goal is simple, to discourage and depress zealous patriots, conservatives, and God-fearing Americans from making it to the polling places on election day 2006.  Only YOU can stop these upcoming sinister terrorist attacks.  The misinformation campaign will accelerate as November 7th draws nearer.  And only you can encourage everyone you know not to be influenced by the scripted attacks from the terrorist sympathizers on election day.
 

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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: bullsh1t; bush; congress; elections; moron; terrorism
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1 posted on 10/29/2006 4:41:58 PM PST by woodb01
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Yawn. I guess I've got threat fatigue.


2 posted on 10/29/2006 4:42:45 PM PST by null and void (<---- can aways be used as an object lesson...)
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Dept of Home Security?


3 posted on 10/29/2006 4:43:17 PM PST by Dog
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"The Dept. of Home Security", huh?


4 posted on 10/29/2006 4:43:39 PM PST by Lancey Howard
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To: woodb01

Another Karl Rove surprise? LOL!


5 posted on 10/29/2006 4:43:45 PM PST by TommyDale (Iran President Ahmadinejad is shorter than Tom Daschle!)
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This isn't Espana. If the terrorists hit us before the election, the American people (sans socialists) will rally around the Flag, and the President.


6 posted on 10/29/2006 4:44:29 PM PST by AdvisorB
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your link doesn't go to DHS


7 posted on 10/29/2006 4:44:59 PM PST by kerryusama04 (Isa 8:20, Eze 22:26)
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To: null and void

IBTZ?


8 posted on 10/29/2006 4:45:20 PM PST by ShandaLear (Perfect People Need Support, too.)
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To: woodb01

IBTZ


9 posted on 10/29/2006 4:45:23 PM PST by gcruse (http://gcruse.typepad.com)
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To: woodb01

For those that can't distinguish, the level at Homeland Security is yellow.


10 posted on 10/29/2006 4:45:40 PM PST by stboz
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To: woodb01

Trick or Treat?


11 posted on 10/29/2006 4:45:43 PM PST by stayathomemom
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If this will happen it will be good for the GOP and everyone will stay in power in the Senate and House. We'll have to see in 9 days.


12 posted on 10/29/2006 4:45:52 PM PST by Salvation (†With God all things are possible.†)
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To: woodb01

source?????


13 posted on 10/29/2006 4:45:55 PM PST by pollywog (Psalm 44:5 "Put your HOPE in God, for I will yet praise Him, my Savior and my God.")
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PLEASE NOTE, THIS IS A PARODY!  KIND OF LIKE THE OLD RADIO PROGRAM THE "WAR OF THE WORLDS" IT IS NOT REAL...  CHECK THE LINKS!
14 posted on 10/29/2006 4:45:58 PM PST by woodb01 (ANTI-DNC Web Portal at ---> http://www.noDNC.com)
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Threat level is yellow.


15 posted on 10/29/2006 4:46:12 PM PST by perry3614
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NoDNC.com ... LOL

On Nov 7, I'll definitely be voting a "No DNC ticket" ...

16 posted on 10/29/2006 4:46:34 PM PST by Babu
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Possibly one of the dumbest posts I have seen to date.


17 posted on 10/29/2006 4:47:03 PM PST by ndt
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18 posted on 10/29/2006 4:47:15 PM PST by ovrtaxt (We gotta watch out for the Hellbazoo and the Hamas...)
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zot??


19 posted on 10/29/2006 4:47:21 PM PST by Salvation (†With God all things are possible.†)
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It must be a secret


20 posted on 10/29/2006 4:47:35 PM PST by Kaslin (No matter what the left says. G.W. Bush will be remembered as the best president of this century)
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