!! TERRORIST ATTACKS ON AMERICA IMMINENT !! BEFORE ELECTION DAY !!

Some blog ^ | 10/29/2006 | NoDNC.com Staff

[woodb01]

THIS IS AN ALERT -- The Dept. of Home Security has raised the threat level to red, to account for an imminent attack on America.  A press release has been issued noting that a number of powerful attacks on America are scheduled by terrorist sympathizerss before Election day.  The chatter and the rhetoric have been ratcheting up for the last several weeks, and it is believed that a massive, widespread attack on Americans before the November 7th Elections will occur.

Previous attempts just before the 2004 election ended with one of the key agitators for the terrorist sympathizers being caught by a number of zealous patriots, to which the terrorist sympathizers vowed they would "crush those detestable patriots in the next U.S. election cycle."  Working through their financial terrorist backers, the terrorist sympathizers have been carefully following a PUBLISHED SCRIPT to undermine and destroy America so they can also attack the sitting president.

Their goal is simple, to discourage and depress zealous patriots, conservatives, and God-fearing Americans from making it to the polling places on election day 2006.  Only YOU can stop these upcoming sinister terrorist attacks.  The misinformation campaign will accelerate as November 7th draws nearer.  And only you can encourage everyone you know not to be influenced by the scripted attacks from the terrorist sympathizers on election day.
 

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[BulletBobCo]

My Spidey Sense is tingling.

[Kimberly GG]

Humor?

Exactly what do you find humorous about this?

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Current Threat Level

October 27, 2006 – The United States government threat level remains at Code Orange, or High for all domestic and international flights. The ban on liquids and gels in carry on baggage remains in full effect. Nationally, in other sectors, the threat level remains at Code Yellow, or Elevated.

[Jaysun]

PLEASE NOTE, THIS IS A PARODY! KIND OF LIKE THE OLD RADIO PROGRAM THE "WAR OF THE WORLDS" IT IS NOT REAL... CHECK THE LINKS!

You know, after the "war of the worlds" parody an angry mob stormed the radio station and killed several people therein.

[Kaslin]

Oops I just noticed the humor. You sure had us. LOL

[Man50D]

They maybe in disguise.

[woodb01]

FOLKS, get real now... The fact is it was designed to make a "somewhat true" parody of the media attacks on conservatives and Christians. It is also about how Free Republic exposed Dan Rather at the last election cycle for his attempt to undermine the President. It also points out the published plan by the Democrats to DESTROY America if necessary to regain power.

[Delta 21]

[KoRn]

Crying wolf comes to mind. However, if something does happen I'll be sure to stop back by one this thread and dub you the smartest on the planet.....

[FReepaholic]

...Dept of Home Security?...

I guess they're not worried about the land anymore.

[traditional1]

[Excellence]

"Their goal is simple, to discourage and depress zealous patriots, conservatives, and God-fearing Americans from making it to the polling places on election day 2006."


This is exactly what has been going on. The "terrorist sympathizers" are the drive-by media pushing the idea of a Republican voter sit-it-out. It's tongue-in-cheek, and clever.

Bacon bits make great confetti.

[r9etb]

PLEASE NOTE, THIS IS A PARODY!

Please note -- it didn't work.

[lentulusgracchus]

I dunno, maybe it's just me, but it strikes me as in bad taste.

I can't for the life of me see even such a moron as The Gorebot as being anywhere nearly the moral equivalent of the feral accomplices of Al-Zarqawi or Abu Ayman.