If you know any church going people who have bought into the Democrat trickery of dissuading them from voting this November, then forward this edition of the DUmmie FUnnies to them. Or forward to people who might not normally vote but will definitely be inspired to do so by this DUFU edition. Print it out for them if you have to.
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1 posted on
10/18/2006 7:01:11 AM PDT by
PJ-Comix
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2 posted on
10/18/2006 7:01:52 AM PDT by
JRios1968
(Tagline wanted...inquire within)
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3 posted on
10/18/2006 7:02:16 AM PDT by
PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix
5 posted on
10/18/2006 7:03:41 AM PDT by
CSM
("When you stop lying about us, we'll stop telling the truth about you." No Truce With Kings)
To: PJ-Comix
I am a Christian but I don't know any fundies. Are there really that many out there?
8 posted on
10/18/2006 7:05:03 AM PDT by
Ditter
To: PJ-Comix
10 posted on
10/18/2006 7:06:16 AM PDT by
Incorrigible
(If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
To: PJ-Comix
What the hell does this mean, quads, what's that?
If I were ever going to go back to christianity, I would go UU as they support pagans and polys, of which I am both. I've known a UU minister who presided over a (non-legal) marriage of four. Not my quad nor my current group. We went to my pagan priest for the first one (it was a kickass ceremony but the marriage not so much)and we're all living in sin in the second one. Even if the government would allow either one of us to marry and they will not, we would probably decline this time around. I'm not much of a ring wearer and none of us can agree on a necklace. I suppose we could do some kind of bracelet. I will have to bring that one up in the next family meeting. Of course, we need to finish our trial period of a year and a day first, anyway.
12 posted on
10/18/2006 7:10:43 AM PDT by
Lx
(Do you like it, do you like it. Scott? I call it Mr. and Mrs. Tennerman chili.)
To: PJ-Comix
I have these people in my family, thank god they are the rare kind, born again Democrats who hate bush,
A little unclear on the concept there chief.
14 posted on
10/18/2006 7:12:01 AM PDT by
cripplecreek
(If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?)
To: PJ-Comix
15 posted on
10/18/2006 7:13:23 AM PDT by
chesley
(Republicans don't serve to win...But America does not deserve the Dhimmicrats!)
To: PJ-Comix
These people are disgusting, and they've been shoving that shit down my throat for too f*cking long now and I am flat out f*cking tired of it.Barney Frank has something he'd like to shove down your throat, DUmmie!
17 posted on
10/18/2006 7:14:02 AM PDT by
NRA1995
(Clinton "tried", 3000 died)
To: PJ-Comix
Are you as sick of religious fundamentalism as I am? Translation: "I hate Christianity."
This is one of the top two or three "old reliables" you can count on in just about every DUmmie thread: their absolute HATRED of Christianity.
To: PJ-Comix
they've been shoving that shit down my throat for too f*cking long now and I am flat out f*cking tired of it. This is a second "old reliable" you can count on from the DUmmies: their potty mouths.
20 posted on
10/18/2006 7:17:37 AM PDT by
Charles Henrickson
(Foul-mouthed, Christianity-hating DUmmies.)
To: PJ-Comix
Dang it! I saw that thread and thought about posting on it but decided not to. I missed my chance to add another LOUSY FREEPER TROLL to my score.
21 posted on
10/18/2006 7:18:37 AM PDT by
chesley
(Republicans don't serve to win...But America does not deserve the Dhimmicrats!)
To: PJ-Comix
"...thank god they are the rare kind, born again Democrats who hate bush, but my bro and his wife are dead on zombie Jesus bush voting zombies."
I guess the DUmmies can't see the irony in this statement. I guess it's ok for the dems to hate.
22 posted on
10/18/2006 7:20:08 AM PDT by
gate2wire
(Please Lord, look after 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub)
To: PJ-Comix
"Are you as sick of religious fundamentalism as I am?"
Yes I am, which is precisely why I support the President fully in executing the WOT!
23 posted on
10/18/2006 7:20:09 AM PDT by
CSM
("When you stop lying about us, we'll stop telling the truth about you." No Truce With Kings)
To: PJ-Comix
it was a kickass ceremony but the marriage not so muchThe Ideal Leftist Marriage in a nutshell.
24 posted on
10/18/2006 7:20:39 AM PDT by
Darkwolf377
(Republican, atheist, pro-life)
To: PJ-Comix
Never more a hateful bunch I've seen in America--other than the silly KKK stuff...
And one of these idiots actually believe we are the same as the Islamo-fascists???!!!
I haven't heard of anyone being executed by the First Baptist Church. I haven't heard anyone sugegst we change our government to a theocracy--what loons, hateful, silly, out-of-mind loons these people are indeed.
And this is representative of the democratic party. Go for it, Pelosi, Reid. You'll lose.
25 posted on
10/18/2006 7:20:48 AM PDT by
BamaAndy
(Heart & Iron--the story of America through an ordinary family. ISBN: 1-4137-5397-3)
To: PJ-Comix
Wow. So very... tolerant.
26 posted on
10/18/2006 7:21:04 AM PDT by
SaveTheChief
(This is my "+3 tagline of smiting")
To: PJ-Comix
Yahweh does not play well with others so he isn't allowed in my metaphysical sandbox.Stunning.
31 posted on
10/18/2006 7:27:04 AM PDT by
Steve0113
(Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. -A.L.)
To: PJ-Comix
If I were ever going to go back to christianity, I would go UU as they support pagans and polys, of which I am both. I've known a UU minister who presided over a (non-legal) marriage of four. Not my quad nor my current group. We went to my pagan priest for the first one (it was a kickass ceremony but the marriage not so much)and we're all living in sin in the second one. It sounds like joke without a punchline. "So this pagan priest is presiding over a wedding of four people to each other..."
All that's missing is Raquel Welch (Seinfeld reference).
To: PJ-Comix
"...there is no rapture and jesus doesn't come back. and by way of clarification -- i am christian."
"there is no rapture and jesus doesn't come back." "...i am christian." ??? No offense DUmmie, but it does not sound like you're a very good one.
34 posted on
10/18/2006 7:31:59 AM PDT by
gate2wire
(Please Lord, look after 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub)
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