This whole Diebold paranoia would make for a HILARIOUS South Park plot. I already have such an SP episode mapped out in my head. It would involve Stan Marsh's father getting paranoid about Diebold machines while surfing over at the "Daily Koz" site. Then when he goes to vote in a local South Park election, the name Diebold on the machine jumps out of him like in a horror movie. He returns to the polling station wearing an asbestos HazMat suit with oxygen tank to avoid contamination and a camera to record his vote. However, no matter how he votes, the Diebold machine keeps recording the vote for someone else. Finally the boys go off on the Yellow Brick Road to Washington D.C. to find the Wizard of Koz who looks like a projection of the Mighty Rove but turns out to be a.... Well, if you are reading this Matt & Trey, I can fill you in on the rest including the Wicked Witch of the East.
p.s. Song tunes about the Wizard of Koz to be provided by a certain Lutheran minister songmeister.
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1 posted on
10/16/2006 5:20:52 PM PDT by
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2 posted on
10/16/2006 5:21:41 PM PDT by
MarineBrat
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3 posted on
10/16/2006 5:22:04 PM PDT by
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4 posted on
10/16/2006 5:22:22 PM PDT by
Celtjew Libertarian
("Don't take life so seriously. You'll never get out of it alive." -- Bugs Bunny)
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If Bush is optimistic it's because he's delusional and does not read the newspapers, by his own admission.
This is hilarious. The DUmmies believe the papers and polls, obviously biased toward dems. Polls taken in liberal cities, with 15-20 percent more dems polled. Yet Pres. Bush is "delusional."
8 posted on
10/16/2006 5:27:31 PM PDT by
gate2wire
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9 posted on
10/16/2006 5:27:41 PM PDT by
GOP_Raider
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Liberal Rats just cannot handle optimism. The most optimistic man in recent history was President Reagan and the rats loathed him.
10 posted on
10/16/2006 5:29:06 PM PDT by
darkwing104
(Let's get dangerous)
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Those pictures of Bush with the shit eating grin on his face reminds me that I have seen that same expression before.....on pictures of Adolph Hitler in the glory days of the Third Reich early in WWII. The similarity is remarkable. I never believed in reincarnation before, but am certain of it now. All Bush needs is a short little mustache and to comb his hair over to one side. His Neocon agenda closely parallels that of the Third Reich, i.e. illegal war of aggression, invasion, torture, propagandist control of the mass media, rigged elections, demand of absolute allegiance to the leader, etc. etc. Yup. Everything except hating the Jews. That's the role of Huffington, Kos, and MoveOn, now.
11 posted on
10/16/2006 5:31:22 PM PDT by
Celtjew Libertarian
("Don't take life so seriously. You'll never get out of it alive." -- Bugs Bunny)
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My Diebold investments are up! Way up!
All is good! LOL!
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**And when asked to provide evidence we are told that the evidence is that there is no evidence because it's all been covered up**
Well, that's usually the only way a conspiracy theory works. You can't prove anything because the government's HIDING everything.
13 posted on
10/16/2006 5:32:39 PM PDT by
ilovew
(I love being a DoD intern...)
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These guys can't win now. If the GOP wins, they lose. If the Dems win, it's strong evidence that they are paranoid and they lose one of the things that motivates them.
14 posted on
10/16/2006 5:33:08 PM PDT by
Celtjew Libertarian
("Don't take life so seriously. You'll never get out of it alive." -- Bugs Bunny)
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**655,000 deaths in Iraq**
Eh...the number that NO ONE else believes but these losers...
15 posted on
10/16/2006 5:33:51 PM PDT by
ilovew
(I love being a DoD intern...)
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**Plan B: Set aside the election and declare Martial Law**
I thought we were supposed to do that a LONG time ago. Haven't they been saying that for years?
16 posted on
10/16/2006 5:35:49 PM PDT by
ilovew
(I love being a DoD intern...)
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**Bush believes in God just like a 7 year old kid believes in Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny.**
What an obnoxious twit this DUmmie is. So we're not supposed to believe in God just because this idiot doesn't?
17 posted on
10/16/2006 5:39:52 PM PDT by
ilovew
(I love being a DoD intern...)
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[HALLELUJAH!!! The Great Pumpkin WILL be arriving!]<STIMPY>
Joyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!
</STIMPY>
20 posted on
10/16/2006 5:41:30 PM PDT by
Prime Choice
(True Conservatives don't vote for Liberals just because they have an 'R' by their name.)
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The BEST and ONLY way to counter-act this is to vote by ABSENTEE BALLOT and make sure everyone else you know does likewise.
Absentee ballots aren't even counted unless it is an extremely close race. If we (republicans) control everything, why would we count your absentee ballots?
22 posted on
10/16/2006 5:45:06 PM PDT by
gate2wire
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THIS TIME I want them to get caught at it. Red-handed. Red-handed
Gosh, they are just so darn clever!
23 posted on
10/16/2006 5:46:16 PM PDT by
zlala
("History does not long entrust the care of freedom to the weak or timid." -Dwight D. Eisenhower)
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Diebold.Diebold.Diebold.
Wednesday the rats will wake up only to find that they are:
24 posted on
10/16/2006 5:47:00 PM PDT by
Caipirabob
(Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
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**Care to list for me, in order of importance, what rights you have lost, Tom??**
*gasp* Are you questioning the atrocities committed by this administration? Don't you know the world is ending?
25 posted on
10/16/2006 5:47:06 PM PDT by
ilovew
(I love being a DoD intern...)
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"Will the Diebold company prepare my taxes?"All your Diebold are belong to us...
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